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prompt was public sex! got carried away and did art AND fic, oopsie

more below the cut, full on bsky 🔞

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"you look so good, babydoll,"

based on this by @notesappwitch !! <3

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something something big bad wolf bait 🐺🌙

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for poolverine week! i chose praise kink for day one :>

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droolin ass mfer. hairy smug mfer. ewwww nasty. gross. i hate them both so much. 🥰

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(i wanted love, i needed love) most of all

in which Logan casually says 'i love you' and Wade talks about The Lion King a normal amount. set after my fic Empty With You but works on its own as just stupid cute fluff~ Wade’s always envisioned the first time Logan says ‘I love you’ would be a dramatic declaration, most likely mid-nasty, at which point they would switch from nasty and shift gears to making love. It’s a pretty common fantasy in his brain. Never fails to leave his hands sticky and his heart even stickier. 

He doesn’t need Logan to say it. He wants him to, more than anything in the world, but he’s learning how to be less of a brat these days. …Trying to, anyway. So he doesn’t push, doesn’t prod. He just tells Logan that he loves him every chance he gets, and takes the kisses, hugs, and affectionate smiles he receives in return. 

Logan’s headed off for work. It’s a stupidly early shift. It’s 5 AM, the actual asscrack of dawn, and he’s lacing up his boots while Wade makes him coffee in a thermos (definitely not spiked with whiskey) and stuffs it into his lunch box, along with a turkey sandwich that’s mostly meat.

Wade plops the sticker suffocated lunch box down on the couch next to Logan, leaning against the armrest and wrapping Logan’s bathrobe tighter around himself. He’s got his own, of course, but Logan’s is just comfier. 

“Whatcha buildin’ today, Peanut? Casino? Old folks home? Walk-in STD clinic? Combination of all of the above? Blind Al will be thrilled.” Wade chatters. 

A single soft laugh. “Same thing we been workin’ on all week. The overpass down by Jacob’s Convenience.” 

“Are they, though– convenient? I’d categorize a thirty minute walk as a Hassle.” 

“Maybe not. But they got good cigars.” Wolvie shrugs, standing to leave. 

He makes his way to the door with Wade in tow, as usual. “Don’t forget your lunch, sugar tits.” Wade rattles the box behind him. 

“Thanks, angel.” Logan says with a smile. His fingers are warm and rough and familiar as they brush Wade’s to take his lunch. Then he cups Wade’s cheek in his free hand and gives him a chaste kiss. “I’ll be back around 6. Try not to miss me too much.” 

“I’m not making any promises.” Wade stands on his tippy toes to give Logan another kiss. The only time Logie gets to be taller is when he’s got his work boots on and Wade’s barefoot. Wade might enjoy it a little too much. “Love you.” He says as he pulls away like he always does. 

But today, Logan replies: “Love you, too.” And even though it’s the middle of winter, his world blooms like spring. He swears he smells flowers and sunshine, like the words themselves have taken root in his soul. 

[Hold the fuck up. Was that a typo, author? Are you fucking with us right now? We will fucking gut your pumpkin seed munching ass–]

He must look as flabbergasted as he feels, because Logan tilts his head. “…Y’okay there?” 

“You said it,” Wade says flatly at first… then with much more enthusiasm as it sinks in. “You said it!!” He squeals and leaps into Logan’s arms, long limbs encircling Logan’s shoulders and waist as he buries his face in the other man’s neck. 

Logan’s deep, rich laughter vibrates through every bone in his body and makes his dying cells feel alive. “Yeah….Guess I did…” 

Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry. Wade tells himself, but it’s too late. He’s already sniffling into Logan’s shirt as the other man rubs his upper back soothingly. “Don’t go to work,” He says softly. Logan’s quiet for a minute, clearly weighing the options in his head. “Wade…” “Don’t go,” Wade pleads, kissing his neck and nuzzling into him. This draws a long, resigned sigh from his lover, and Wade grins against his skin triumphantly. “Stay home with me. Say there was an emergency. Say your father died and you had to move to the jungle for a few years and eat bugs, but you’re back to reclaim the throne from your uncle Scar–” “Wade.” Logan interrupts. “Yeah?” “You’re an idiot. …and I love you.” Wade’s feet wiggle and his toes curl in uncontainable excitement, like Logan’s words are electric. He grips the other man tightly with his thighs and leans back to grab his face and pull him into a kiss– a real kiss, with tongue and a greedy little nibble of Logan’s bottom lip at the end. He can feel Logan trying to smile. “Why now? Why today?” Wade can’t help but ask. There’s a short pause while Logan assembles his thoughts. Wade’s used to giving him an extra minute to articulate his feelings, so he just strokes his kitty cat’s hair affectionately, earning a soft rumble. 

[It’s a goddamn purr.] ((But Wolvie doesn’t like when we call it that...)) [Can’t stop us from saying it inside.]

Wade stifles a tiny giggle.

“Think I been sayin’ it back in my head for months. Just…actually came out today.”

Wade wrinkles his nose and blinks fresh tears from his eyes. “Stop. I’m losing my fucking mind right now. God, I love you so much, you big beautiful bastard. Please tell me you’re gonna stay home so we can roll around in the grass and fuck like lions?”

Logan laughs again, hugging him close. “Alright, alright. I won’t go to work today, Red.”

“Oh, you’re going to work, alright, Simba.” Wade grins, still watery eyed. ”On this ass.” 

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IT'S FINISHED! holy fuck

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btw in addition to the currently running valentine's day bang, @poolverinebangs will be the home for all future bangs i'll be hosting with several others!! so even if u won't be participating in this one u can keep an eye out for others 👀👀 also all the fics/art made for the bangs will be reblogged there so COME JOIN

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More Logan and Wade for the soul 💛❤️

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“I think I’m gonna pierce your jaw shut.” He says, wrapping one hand around Wade’s throat to cut off his air just a little bit. “Gonna go straight up,” He continues, grazing his knuckles against the underside of Wade’s jaw. “And out.” He kisses the top of Wade’s head where the claws will inevitably exit.

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im gonna start posting more writing, i got too much shit in the backlogs to keep track of fuck

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i imagine deadpool being genderfluid in the most nonchalant way possible. (using he/him in this post for quick readability)

to the point where he doesn't even really bother bringing it up, because it doesn't matter how anyone perceives his gender but himself-- or maybe that's just what he tells himself. if you perceive him as male, he's not going to argue with you on that because it just doesn't matter.

gender feels like something that should be played and experimented with. everyone just assumes 'oh that's just deadpool being deadpool, wild lil shit,' when he puts on a dress or heels, but wade's just following his heart. maybe the fact that nobody takes him seriously reinforces the idea that it's just not worth the time or effort? but then i imagine someone with mind, emotion or aura reading capabilities for example, calling him the pronouns he's actually vibing with in that particular moment without him even bringing it up, and they're clearly not joking or trying to poke fun at him like everyone normally does. and the euphoria, the validation is just so real that he cries big ugly tears and will NOT stop hugging, and everyone's like "why is deadpool crying because charles referred to him 'she' wtf"

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i am having Big Feelings about being perceived today

being an artist or author is so weird for me like yeah i spent hours, days or weeks on this thing yes i want to show other people no i don't yes i do no i don't yes i DO

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i have this headcanon that wade is actually a really 'organized', cleanly person (when he's feeling okay). i imagine this is partly due to his time in the military, but more deeply ingrained by childhood trauma. little things he can't unlearn no matter how few fucks he gives-- he makes his bed every day. he washes the dishes before they pile up. he folds his clothes right out of the dryer. it's just second nature sure there are piles of shit everywhere, but nothing is gross or grimy. so what, the clothes never make it into the dresser or the same few dishes just end up back in the sink over and over again because he's too lazy to grab something different from the cupboard. out of sight, out of mind! (open storage is his friend.) he knows exactly what's in each pile and if you try to reorganize his chaos, he's gonna bite his own fuggin fingers off because now he cant find anything and nothing makes sense anymore when he's NOT feeling okay, the switch flips and the state he lives in becomes an actual health hazard. i feel like, left to his own devices, he ends up like this more often than not

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Wade texts Logan some totally normal pictures at work. That's what Logan gets for ignoring him. >:(

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bad deadpool!! 🖐️💥🖐️💥🖐️💥