eroticomens

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🖤 hi hi, i’m omens! 🖤

💕 i’m a queer artist & author. my work is VERY spicy. if you're not 18 or older, hit the bricks!!!

💕 if you know my SFW handle, do NOT call me by that! i’m two people so far as you’re concerned, ok? ty!

💕 i draw fanart and original characters

💕 use the tags #omensart & #omensfic to find posts

💕 uncensored work on ⛓️ bluesky & fics on⛓️ ao3

💕 AI is an instant block from me, dawg. that shits nasty

💕 i take commissions :) you can DM me if you have questions

💕 if something i wrote/drew inspires you, you don’t need to ask permission to pursue that inspiration! (pls pls pls tag me tho, i would love to see!) fanart is also ok and will make me explode with gratitude

💕 do NOT trace my work! i’m not an expert, i make mistakes and you’re not gonna learn anything copying me

💕 you may use my work for icons/banners etc as long as you provide credit, and don’t use art that was commissioned by someone! (all comms are watermarked as such)

💕 wade wilson is my wife. he is my princess my darling my 6’2” babygirl!!! and i believe he should be passed around the marvel universe like a blunt

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me when a bad bitch tells me to do something

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heyyyyy so if you want a symmetrical floating head icon like this for $25 USD DM me ;) im in dire need of a new phone lol 🖤 paypal & venmo only 🖤 $5 discount if it's deadpool themed ;) 🖤 fandom stuff welcome, i'll do my best 🖤 OCs & selfies welcome 🖤 DMs are open for orders or questions ^^ 🖤 will be mostly symmetrical, but i can do small unique areas such as wade's skin above

he’s a horny boy 😈

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More fish and in color.

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if this ever happened to me i'd end up taking all of my fics down and never sharing anything again. if you want to kill creativity, this is how to do it. you're gonna drive away the people who create & share their work out of passion, for FREE no less, and end up with nothing but heartless, regurgitated slop

This is the worst timeline. (x)

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he’s a horny boy 😈

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i've got a problem.

my problem is with people who feel entitled to others' creativity, time, and effort. how selfish do you have to be to look at something someone poured hours of time and thought into, say nothing of their work, and take that as an opportunity to center yourself?

this thing you're sharing doesn't interest me, why don't you cater to my specific interests instead?

you know what? i could. put some money in my bank account and i'll cater to your interests, pet. give daddy a paycheck and they'll take care of you. give daddy grief and they'll starve your ungrateful little ass

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After seeing @eroticomens Krakenpool design, I knew I had to draw my own Siren Wade with him 😈

Just your typical girls night, discussing boys and chomping on human bones :3

I have more content for my Siren Wade, including a reference and an animatic I'm holding onto for a little longer while I work on his fic (spoiler alert: might be my biggest fic yet 👀)

Keep in mind Omen's page has NSFW artwork, but here's the link to their amazing Krakenpool reference

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i came here to get some dopamine (make it go all night, no gasoline)

rating: explicit pairing: colossus/deadpool summary: A volatile and deeply depressed but still horny Wade’s been trying to get into Colossus’ pants…well, basically since the big guy dragged him home in a duffel bag. He wasn’t expecting it to ever work, but sometimes, God smiles upon even the most disgusting of creatures.

“Excuse me?” Wade opens his legs so he can see the other man. Piotr looks absolutely miserable, full of remorse as one could possibly be while maintaining an erection literally as solid as a steel beam. “I, ah…It won’t fit,” he mutters. Colossus hasn’t been able to get his freak all the way on. That just fucking sucks. There’s only one person suited to right this wrong, and his name rhymes with Slade. “Luckily for you,” Wade says with a wink and a grin, “I’m not like other girls. It’ll fit, pookie. We’ll make it fit.”

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that’s my son!!! that’s my BABYGIRL

hehehehehe, its krakenpool, guys!!!

they’re @eroticomens guy so go look at their drawings of silly wade

non meme versions under cut (one with blood and one without)

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for 10 people! Get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

wade's stupid mouth

wade's fat ass

wade's huge naturals

wade's nasally little laugh

wade's pretty smile

okok fine i'll do it for real jeeeeeez

slow leisurely walks thru nature. farther away from people the better

music created by and for queer people. it's just so fucking good

watching movies with friends, even if they're bad or boring

waking up with a kitten purring in my face every morning

deadpool lovers! im over here kicking my feet and squealing out loud over the way some of yall draw & write him. and i was able to get my cat fixed, get my partner a nice present last xmas, and spoil myself a little this year cuz a handful of yall commissioned me ^^

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hiiiiii i already tagged u in a post i made (on my art account) but i drew krakenpool so i hope u like him

OH MY GOD oh my god THATS MY FUCIN BABY!!!

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OR WHAT??? 💦

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PleASE I HAVE to know!! How does Kraken!Wade meet Logan! Does he get caught in his fishing nets?? Does he try and fight him? I'm sure he could only be curious by Logan's claws since they're sooo shiny and pretty! Plisss I need themmmm 😭😭😭

LOL

in his reality, logan is a lumberjack leading a log run in a river system wade’s gone and gotten himself trapped in. his logan doesn’t have shiny claws just yet, but he will!

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HAPPILYYYY oh my god i could talk about him forever 😳

- he could definitely be befriended, he is incredibly social for a murderous sea monster! it hasn’t happened yet, but he could learn to love a human ;3 right now though, he mostly thinks of them as stinky little play things & snacks.

- he definitely prefers raw food. he only eats meat, and is picky about how fresh his food is as well, so he’d reject something like a fully cooked hamburger, but would take a cut of meat from the butcher’s shop or freshly caught game 👀 he may eat cooked or processed foods if he needed to, but they wouldn’t be good for him

- his species does not go into heat or have a mating season. however, when they encounter another of their species the chances of them mating are 50/50. if they aren’t gonna mate, they’re gonna try to kill each other. however, because this is indeed a Wade we are dealing with, he is an exceptionally horny creature lol

- wade’s built different than the rest of his species neurologically speaking. yep, i made a neurodiverse sea monster. not only is he friendly to the point of endangering himself, he also collects trinkets (a behavior seen as pointless by other members of his species) and has an absolutely terrible sense of direction. darwinism says he should be dead by now but he’s a lucky little fucker!

im so happy yall seem to like krakenpool!! i freaking adore him holy shit im gonna draw him SO MUCH!! already got 2 wips of him goin aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaa

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im so happy yall seem to like krakenpool!! i freaking adore him holy shit im gonna draw him SO MUCH!! already got 2 wips of him goin aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaa

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there’s something in the water…

krakenpool!! 🦑

more below the cut bc i’m obsessed w him

octopus, cuttlefish, and squid-like traits

living in the 50’s-60’s

obsessed with the radio

he collects treasures from his kills including clothes and jewelry

unlike most members of his species he is very friendly and desires social interaction

his favorite snack is humans and he plays with his food before he eats it ;)

his species is so violent and territorial, they aren’t above cannibalism to prevent their competitors from passing along their genes

their song hypnotizes the listener and heightens dopamine production

they can survive a couple hours out of water

they are not immortal, but they do have extreme healing capabilities including the ability to grow back entire limbs

they can be killed by injuring both hearts at the same time, cutting the head off, deprivation of oxygen (via air or water), or if they are left out of water too long