#pls know that this is a joke

[venerablehoney]

What's your favorite thing to wear? And would you post a pic?

my leggings with a hole in the butt because people try to inform me of this fact but all it tells me is that they were looking at my ass

[caputvulpinum]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[jupiterlandings]

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

[justarandomart]

fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame

[technically-human]

THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :(((

Guess they belong to me the fandom now

[rosyhue-nightss]

this is NOT how you insult your nemesis.

Smelly probably? How "probably" mister? You two have already spoken face to face...you already know how he smells (ok yes, he doesn't have a nose but neither does Angel Dust and I don't see anyone point out that he doesn't have a sense of smell. Yeah i know he's literally a screen but why write that? Why are you curious about what your archenemy smells like? huh? huuh?? )

Furry? Dumb hair? Lame stick? Gross hoof feet?

TRIANGLE ASS??? Why are you pointing out the shape of your enemy's butt? Why are you looking at his butt?

Look at the state of that drawing??? How long have you kept that portrait?

And why is the drawing so accurate and cool?

The only mockery seems to be the bad smell and you don't even know about that! (and the dildo but I'm sure that was Valentino, and it's debatable whether it's really an insult)

Also, maybe I'm wrong but since Alastor doesn't want to appear on camera I can assume that getting a photo of him is difficult. So can I also assume that this drawing is at least 7 years old? and it was created just because a certain loser missed him and was hurt from being rejected?

They're looking at him so suspiciously...

[perdamian]

kabru/mithrun is so funny because imagine being milsiril and hearing that your beautiful baby boy is not only coming home after risking his life in a dungeon against your wishes but bringing his boyfriend to meet you

then they walk in and it’s your most hated ex-coworker who you backed out of mercy killing because he was too pathetic

[treibholz-des-universums]

more incorrect one piece

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Babies 🥹

Max and Charles knowing each other since they were literal tater tots (5 according to Max) is blowing up on twitter again, so friendly reminder that these two both had a spiderman phase growing up as well ❤️💙

[chelsgalaxy]

if roy and jamie do not kiss on the mouth in s4 than what is even the point

[heart-select]

The Little Princes of Erebor (I also wrote a fic with this!)

[regardingjenmish]

Mark Sheppard does not carry around a 13 year old photo of him kissing Jim Beaver for y’all to forget about his little gay character

[plainandgeneric]

Sorry I just can't get over how Darkest Dungeon 1 introduced a paladin and rogue archetype, then made the paladin a thieving little bastard and the rogue a good man seeking for atonement. Your honour, I love them.

[kitsuneisi]

Have I watched the new episodes? no Have I spoiled myself the final of secret life? yes Will I make art and make it devastating? Absolutely

[beausprouts]

I felt extremely enabled by the reception of my last goofy self insert doodles so............ here's some more. 🏃💨

[mogoce-nocoj]

a friend figured out that it looks like someone's been stealing a certain other someone's shirt