#pls know that this is a joke

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[jupiterlandings]

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

[justarandomart]

fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | Bobby Nash + dad energy

[technically-human]

THEY CANCELLED DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :(((

Guess they belong to me the fandom now

[minyooon3012]

Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:

Simon: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Cat king: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Monty: let’s fuck <333

Edwin: ehhh

*meanwhile*

Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D

Edwin: let’s fuck

[rosyhue-nightss]

this is NOT how you insult your nemesis.

Smelly probably? How "probably" mister? You two have already spoken face to face...you already know how he smells (ok yes, he doesn't have a nose but neither does Angel Dust and I don't see anyone point out that he doesn't have a sense of smell. Yeah i know he's literally a screen but why write that? Why are you curious about what your archenemy smells like? huh? huuh?? )

Furry? Dumb hair? Lame stick? Gross hoof feet?

TRIANGLE ASS??? Why are you pointing out the shape of your enemy's butt? Why are you looking at his butt?

Look at the state of that drawing??? How long have you kept that portrait?

And why is the drawing so accurate and cool?

The only mockery seems to be the bad smell and you don't even know about that! (and the dildo but I'm sure that was Valentino, and it's debatable whether it's really an insult)

Also, maybe I'm wrong but since Alastor doesn't want to appear on camera I can assume that getting a photo of him is difficult. So can I also assume that this drawing is at least 7 years old? and it was created just because a certain loser missed him and was hurt from being rejected?

They're looking at him so suspiciously...

[heart-select]

The Little Princes of Erebor (I also wrote a fic with this!)

[perdamian]

kabru/mithrun is so funny because imagine being milsiril and hearing that your beautiful baby boy is not only coming home after risking his life in a dungeon against your wishes but bringing his boyfriend to meet you

then they walk in and it’s your most hated ex-coworker who you backed out of mercy killing because he was too pathetic

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

I think burning down transphobic people's houses should be legal

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Babies 🥹

Max and Charles knowing each other since they were literal tater tots (5 according to Max) is blowing up on twitter again, so friendly reminder that these two both had a spiderman phase growing up as well ❤️💙

[plainandgeneric]

Sorry I just can't get over how Darkest Dungeon 1 introduced a paladin and rogue archetype, then made the paladin a thieving little bastard and the rogue a good man seeking for atonement. Your honour, I love them.

[chelsgalaxy]

if roy and jamie do not kiss on the mouth in s4 than what is even the point

[regardingjenmish]

Mark Sheppard does not carry around a 13 year old photo of him kissing Jim Beaver for y’all to forget about his little gay character

[winn-wynn]

Percy and Oliver being the only griffyndor boys is super funny because I know they split they’re room directly in half. Like I feel like they respect each other to not touch each others stuff.

Vs

But also the idea that there is one (or a few others) griffyndor boy(s) who is forced to see the madness that is Percy “academics is super important” Weasley vs “Oliver quidditch is my life” Wood living together.

I think they would go crazy. They’d beg for a room change everyday

[kitsuneisi]

Have I watched the new episodes? no Have I spoiled myself the final of secret life? yes Will I make art and make it devastating? Absolutely