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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls#i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ#because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature#not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and#2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian#calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ#but#and this is far more important than any of that#i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha#i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet#and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired
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fine! i drew it! now i can rest and also die of shame
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#the book of bill#billford#this is a joke guys!!#you can kindly ignore this one thanks#i also cannot draw them at all#stan pines#ford pines#bill cipher#meme redraw#i dont know where the original meme came from tbh#if you do know tell me pls! :)#comic#shitpost#NRart
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You know what I hate about the internet? Sometimes people will just lazily slap a “citation” on an infographic and trust that they’ll be completely taken at their word and nobody is going to dig deeper. And it works all the time. As an example, please look at this photo someone posted to dispute my assertion that garlic can be toxic to dogs.
Okay well, kind of a pain to manually type in that link but obviously I am going to look into this study that is confident enough to recommend people feeding their dogs garlic. So here’s the article, kind of a weird journal choice for this graphic to reference from but looks like a legit (though 20 year old) study
Funny thing is, almost immediately this article acknowledges that garlic can indeed be toxic to dogs. The health benefits mentioned in the graphic are referring to human health, not canine. This section is literally in the introduction of the article and one of the first things you read. Emphasis here is mine.
Crazy to me that someone would imply that this article encourages giving dogs garlic when it in fact immediately asserts that doing so has the potential to cause hemolytic anemia. The article does explore the anti-thrombotic effects of garlic components in dogs and humans, but by no means does it say that “contrary to misconceptions garlic is safe for pets”. It is dishonest to assert this in an infographic. However the creator of the image correctly assumed nobody would check, because the person who posted it took it as fact without further investigation.
I am begging you to be skeptical. Check your sources. Check their sources. Check my sources. Learn how to dig deeper and exercise that muscle as much as you can, especially on the internet. You will be absolutely shocked how much misinformation is casually stated and received as pure fact.
#scicomm#vetblr#veterinary medicine#I already know people are going to say they like giving their dogs garlic and will continue to do so- whatever pls just don’t tell me 😭#sorry if the link doesn’t work for you you may need access#dogs#pets#science literacy#biology
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Always feel bad when ppl don’t know about book Jon Snow. I hope I’ve introduced someone to book Jon Snow and changed their lives. None of that stoic, boring crap. He is angry, he is cringe, he is 14, he is living his worst life. He tries to act all tough but in his head he’s calling everyone names. Actively defends his friends and companions against homophobes, bullies, and grown men who have beef with a bunch of kids. He’s probably bisexual but he has a job so he doesn’t care about that rn, but god does Satin’s hair smell delicious.
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Merlin *on four hrs of sleep for the past week, dirty from a fight, definitely has a concussion and at least two untreated injuries, one of which he’s bleeding out from, leans over on someone’s shoulder*: Arthur has no idea I have magic!
Arthur *still blushing from Merlin leaning on him and is now very confused w his emotions*: YOU HAVE MAGIC?!
Merlin: oh… sorry.
Merlin *moves to Lancelot’s shoulder*: Arthur has no idea I have magic!
Arthur: I can still hear you!! You’re right next to me and you’re yelling!!
The knights:… you didn’t know??
#Arthur: what do you mean “I didn’t know?! you all did?! and didn’t tell me???#Gwaine: he was never subtle about it princess#Elyan: you mean to tell me every time he’s shouting spells you never heard that?? Really??#Arthur: so you’re a traitors..#Percival: no not all of us Leon looks like he didn’t know as well#Leon: oh I knew I just didn’t think it important#Arthur: DIDNT THINK IT IMPORTANT?! He has magic and you knew!!#Leon: Sire pls in my defense Merlin confesses to treason at least twice a month and he always gets away with it in the end#Arthur:… moving on#Leon that night: dear diary tomorrow morning I turn in my resignation.. I can’t wait to finally be free..#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#im sorry#arthur#arthur and merlin#knights of the round table#leon the long suffering#lancelot#gwaine#sir elyan#sir percival#Lancelot: so none of you are going to mention the injuries…?#Lancelot: alright then let’s go to gaius Merlin#Merlin: do you guys ever get scared of toasters??#everyone: tf is a toaster??#omg I forgot a tag!!#source: himym
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“ohh, satoru, baby…”, you coo at the man before you on his knees. “you want a treat?”
his stark blue eyes never lose the circular motion of your middle finger as it massages around your clit, the sensitive nub swollen and wet with your slick. he gives a slow nod, as if on autopilot, pink tongue darting out to coat his lips, the lewd sounds of him jerking off harmonizing with the sloppy song of you playing with your pussy.
you moan. it’s a high-pitched ‘oh!’ with your head tossed back, speeding up the pace of your fingers and satoru squeezes his cock in response. he leans in closer, keeping himself steady with a tight-fisted grasp on the edge of the bed, and you can feel the warmth of his heavy pants on your spasming cunt.
he licks his lips again, taking a big gulp before drool threatens to spill out the corner of his lips.
“almost there—!”, you whine, dragging your head up to look at your lover through heart-shaped eyes. satoru gives another nod, more eager this time, and he gets so close he can feel the drops of your slick landing on his face.
“fuck, c’mon, c’mon, “ he mumbles, pleads just loud enough for you to hear. the pace of his strokes is quick, drawing him near his own orgasm. “give it to me, angel, right on my face.”
and with those final words, you’re clenching down around your own fingers, squirting out juices like a fountain for satoru’s expectant tongue. the sight is a blessing for satoru; he’s moving your hand out of the way, lacing his fingers with yours and latching his lips around your gushing cunt, determined to not waste a single drop. his own eyes close and satoru grunts like an animal into your heat as he shoots out cum, making out with your pussy and continues pumping himself as he tips over the edge. he dives deeper and deeper into your pussy, tongue wriggling around in your fluttering hole so he can savor the taste of the nectar leaking from you. he loves it—it’s delicious, it’s sweet. the perfect saccharine treat you could ever grace his tastebuds with.
#idk what this is….anyway it’s inspired by that one post though. do you guys know the one pls tell me u get it#gojo satoru imagine#gojo satoru drabble#gojo Drabble#gojo satoru smut#satoru imagine#gojo x reader#satoru gojo imagine#satoru gojo smut#⋆。゚☁︎ summy is thinking . . . 。⋆
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#forever puppy <3#lee know#kim seungmin#stray kids#skz#skz gifs#bystay#skzedit#gagwanzsource#fr though everyones insistence he like wouldnt deal with a dog or whatever had me rolling my eyes#how many times do i have to say that cat guy can love a dog too!! raise a dog!! lee know said he wants to raise a dog in the future#the insistence youre a cat person or a dog person must end. its like being bisexual when people tell you to choose like Naw i dont think so#it was like comments on the kitten interview bein like Wow 🥺 chan was nice to the cats even tho he has a dog 🥺#of course he was you clown. hes even nice to bugs. whatre you thinking#everyone reading these tags pls note: its 2am and i have strong feelings about animals or idk- stop pigeonholing lee know#only pigeon him when he has pigeon hair etc etc.#bye#im not actually angry i just love tangenting on gifsets bc i love to do it
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the kiss of death.
a sansnomaly idea by @sansxreaderbraindump!!! sorry it took this long to draw waaah ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ
anomaly design by @htsan :3c
#anyways this is jimmy's idea pls go check out their text posts#i'm still so obsessed with this idea. the anomaly....... waaah (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)#LIKE. I NEED YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU. I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE BUT MAYBE I DO??? OR#maybe this is the only chance i ever get to see you like this so i repeat it over and over and over and over#and i fell in love with you.#sans#sansnomaly#sans x reader#sans/reader#graphart#sorry the first picture looks so jittery idk how to fix it???#i'm not touching this anymore tho#it took me months to finish this. i'm never making a comic in this style ever again.#time to sleep#can you tell i got lazy with the backgrounds
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got silly with this one ◡̈
#torchwood#torchwood fanart#captain jack harkness#ianto jones#gwen cooper#toshiko sato#owen harper#andy davidson#captain john hart#janto#towen#pls click and zoom in for better quality !#HELLO!! everyone who’s been leaving lovely things in the notes of my torchwood drawings I want u to know I love all of u sm!!!#really makes me smile to see people enjoying my silly drawings !!! shoutout to the person who said the way I draw Ianto is like shortbread#fellow torchwood mystery gang truthers this one’s for you#ALSO HELLO !! WELSH PEOPLE !!! ARE YOU YHERE !!! !!!! THIS ONES FOR YOU !!!#has anyone else had the specific childhood trauma of being forced into itchy ass welsh traditional dress pls say my target audience is here#this was actually a way of resolving those memories of having to wear that hat ! the boys just got to wear rugby shirts :(#DO WE THINK IANTO OR GWEN HAD TO DO URDD EISTEDDFOD !! I do !! this is my personal hc just for me bc I think it’s funny#bonus doctor who s1 for u all :D#can u guys tell I’ve just spent the past 2 months job hunting post uni from the gwen drawing :| wish I could get a job for being nosey&gay#myfawny’s tie says ‘l <3 BBQ’ btw if you couldn’t make it out >:)#pls enjoy mewing John hart 👍
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My favorite relationship dynamic is a healthy straight couple befriending a dark haired fella and then proceeding to accidentally create the most powerful queer polycule in existence
#pls tell me this isn’t to specific#i have multiple examples for this actually#merlin x arthur x gwen#there I SAID IT#do they have a ship name?#mergwenthur#aha#anyway#merlin#arthur pendragon#guinevere pendragon#merlin emrys#jegulily#james x regulus x lily#marauders#regulus black#james potter#lily evans#sokka x zuko x suki#zukki#avatar the last airbender#you know what I’ll be bold#marinette x adrien x luca#miraculous ladybug#im kinda scared of the miraculous fandom but in a good way#(i think)#omg i just realised#charles x edwin x crystal#dead boy detectives#TUMBLR HAS A TAG LIMIT HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT
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'you noble glistening beast'
(pls click for better quality tumblr has decided it wants all of my art to be fuzzy out of nowhere)
#im tired of fighting the quality on this#if anyone knows how to keep your art from crunching when you post#pls pls tell me#my last art did this too but I haven't changed anything i do from my other art??#im so confused??#in other news that last chapter is giving me thoughtsTM#my art#own#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd 119#atsushi#bsd atsushi#atsushi nakajima
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anyway why did kevin cage andrew against the locker like a YA girlie when he came to ask him to join the ravens like he did that and aaron immediately looked at riko who 'had stopped smiling and was now watching kevin with hooded eyes' like uhmmm??? 'awkward tension replaced the excitement in the locker room' uhhhhhmmmm???? kevin do YOU know it's easier if he remains heterosexual or do you say shit for clout
#brother i do not know how to tell you this but you are a bisexual man#pls behave urself 🙏#or don't actually he did this and like all 3 aftg characters mentioned were supremely turned on by it#i know because they told me themselves#aftg#tfc#kevin day
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It’s like some kind of rule for the anime intros to have a weird phoenix and edgeworth moment
#ace attorney#ace attorney anime#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#general my post tag#not described#idk how to describe videos :( if someone does know pls feel free to describe this#or like tell me how to do it#or not do what you want
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Destiel Pride - Day 13; Gender Euphoria
#destiel pride#destiel#dean Winchester#castiel#Destiel art#destiel fanart#spnfanart#wiggleart#listen I had an idea with this after debating for hours on what to draw#then I changed it a little bit and I think I stumbled into three different metaphors about being yourself#and supporting those who are still on their journey to understanding#if you can tell I was stoned during part of this and so half of this is sober Jen brain and half of it is freaky cannabis logic lmao#anyway#do you know what Dean and also I am saying with your nails feeling weird#after getting them painted?#pls tell me I’m not alone in this lol
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“We can’t let him know how much we know.”
#i got chills#colin what do you know tell me pls#tmagp#tmagp colin#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 19#the magnus protocol
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Me: I think I’ll draw a fun little scene from my Steven Universe inspired Transformers au. Nothing too big, just something fun
Also me: *cries*
I told myself I wouldn’t spend too long cleaning this up so forgive the messinESS
#tweaked the bumblebee design I posted a while ago#fuck designing transformers is HARD#you basically just look through all the transformers iterations and pick the features you like most lmao#TWO DOWN#I have ratchets design ready but I’m still tweaking it#don’t even know what I’m gonna do for the others but we’ll cross that bridge later#transformers#Steven universe#transformers au#Steven universe au#bumblebee#tf bumblebee#this scene WRECKED ME the first time I saw it#love bumblebee’s backstory in this au can’t wait to write it all out#I’m giving them eyebrows and noses because WHO CARES#IF OPTIMUS CAN HAVE EYEBROWS IN TFP#AND THE BOTS CAN HAVE NOSES IN IDW#THEN I CAN DO IT#also I’ve looked at this for too long so I’m kinda blind to its big flaws so pls tell me if it’s uncanny lmao#he’s talking to ratchet btw#which I was gonna draw#but the only thing worse than designing transformers#is drawing them lying down#so idk lmao
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