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:D

YEE HAW

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YEEE HAW PARDNER!!

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me? Know what I’m doing?

never!

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Animal Facts You Didn’t Know

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Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

Current findings:

Nessie/Ness: Species: Human. Abilities: minor compulsion. Facts: Cryptozoologist, major sweet tooth

Samah/Sam: Species: Immortal reality warper. Abilities: reality warping/creation, Conjuration, healing, portals. Facts: cannot fight (among other things), pats lots of people

News/BBC: Species: Personification of a News Network. Abilities: Immortality, conjuration (specifically of microphones and cooking equipment). Facts: short temper, short, dubious reliability, in rivalry(?) with various other news site

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Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

Current findings:

Nessie/Ness: Species: Human. Abilities: minor compulsion. Facts: Cryptozoologist, major sweet tooth

Samah/Sam: Species: Immortal reality warper. Abilities: reality warping/creation, Conjuration, healing, portals. Facts: cannot fight (among other things), pats lots of people

News/BBC: Species: Personification of a News Network. Abilities: Immortality, conjuration (specifically of microphones and cooking equipment). Facts: short temper, short, dubious reliability, in rivalry(?) with various other news site

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Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

Current findings:

Nessie/Ness: Species: Human. Abilities: minor compulsion. Facts: Cryptozoologist, major sweet tooth

Samah/Sam: Species: Immortal reality warper. Abilities: reality warping/creation, Conjuration, healing, portals. Facts: cannot fight (among other things), pats lots of people

News/BBC: Species: Personification of a News Network. Abilities: Immortality, conjuration (specifically of microphones and cooking equipment). Facts: short temper, short, dubious reliability, in rivalry(?) with various other news site

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Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

Current findings:

Nessie/Ness: Species: Human. Abilities: minor compulsion. Facts: Cryptozoologist, major sweet tooth

Samah/Sam: Species: Immortal reality warper. Abilities: reality warping/creation, Conjuration, healing, portals. Facts: cannot fight (among other things), pats lots of people

News/BBC: Species: Personification of a News Network. Abilities: Immortality, conjuration (specifically of microphones and cooking equipment). Facts: short temper, short, dubious reliability, in rivalry(?) with various other news site

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I did not expect people to actually eat moss when making that other post-

I love having many followers on tumblr

I can just tell them to do anything, and they'll actually do it

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I love having many followers on tumblr

I can just tell them to do anything, and they'll actually do it

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Ooc: Oh my god that looks so fucking awesome

y'know that feeling where you just want to run into a field?

That's the field calling out to you

you should go into the field

let it consume you

leave the world you know and leave it all for the eternal field

stay there

stay there forever

until you become the field

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bet

y'know that feeling where you just want to run into a field?

That's the field calling out to you

you should go into the field

let it consume you

leave the world you know and leave it all for the eternal field

stay there

stay there forever

until you become the field

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y'know that feeling where you just want to run into a field?

That's the field calling out to you

you should go into the field

let it consume you

leave the world you know and leave it all for the eternal field

stay there

stay there forever

until you become the field

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that looks like... bruises-

Mom-?

*Wiki had come out of their closet, being surprised to not find Whata in the kitchen. They look like they're about to start crying again*

Wh-where did you go-

- @wikipedia-the-non-official

*Whata and Whataburger walk in through the front door. Whata still looks faintly angry at the Doctor, while WB seems deep in thought*

Oh, hi Wiki... Are you feeling better now?

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Thanks...

*it finally realizes something*

Whata-? ...what's that on your neck-?

Mom-?

*Wiki had come out of their closet, being surprised to not find Whata in the kitchen. They look like they're about to start crying again*

Wh-where did you go-

- @wikipedia-the-non-official

*Whata and Whataburger walk in through the front door. Whata still looks faintly angry at the Doctor, while WB seems deep in thought*

Oh, hi Wiki... Are you feeling better now?

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Thanks...

*it finally realizes something*

Whata-? ...what's that on your neck-?

Mom-?

*Wiki had come out of their closet, being surprised to not find Whata in the kitchen. They look like they're about to start crying again*

Wh-where did you go-

- @wikipedia-the-non-official

*Whata and Whataburger walk in through the front door. Whata still looks faintly angry at the Doctor, while WB seems deep in thought*

Oh, hi Wiki... Are you feeling better now?

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thanks..

*it turns to WB*

can you make sure Whata doesn't go near the doctor-?

Mom-?

*Wiki had come out of their closet, being surprised to not find Whata in the kitchen. They look like they're about to start crying again*

Wh-where did you go-

- @wikipedia-the-non-official

*Whata and Whataburger walk in through the front door. Whata still looks faintly angry at the Doctor, while WB seems deep in thought*

Oh, hi Wiki... Are you feeling better now?

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but what if i do

i've done awful things, Whata. sometimes it is deserved...

i don't want to drag you into this

Mom-?

*Wiki had come out of their closet, being surprised to not find Whata in the kitchen. They look like they're about to start crying again*

Wh-where did you go-

- @wikipedia-the-non-official

*Whata and Whataburger walk in through the front door. Whata still looks faintly angry at the Doctor, while WB seems deep in thought*

Oh, hi Wiki... Are you feeling better now?