#please sleep tim

[robinsleeping]

Tim “the cowl ages me 20 years” Drake

[robinsleeping]

Bro same

‘I’m not used to being out in the daytime.’

–Tim Drake (Robin #84 – Unfathomable)

[ditzybat]

tim: i’ll tell every major news outlet about your nightly excursions if you don’t allow me to be robin

bruce suddenly reminded of janet drake whenever she got mad during their school days: … come on in

[a-deck-of-cards]

real things said in the wayne manor - pt. 1

next : pt.2

[3.43 AM]

Bruce: *pulls off cowl*

Bruce: Tim.

Robin!Tim: *turns around slowly from the batchair*

Tim: Bruce.

Bruce: When’s the last time you got off from this chair?

Tim: When’s the last time you took a break from patrol because you got injured?

Bruce: When’s the last time you ate?

Tim: When’s the last time you slept?

Bruce: When’s the last time you drank a liquid that isn’t coffee?

Tim: When’s the last time you showered?

Bruce: When’s the last ti-

Alfred and Dick: . . .

[plutonicbees]

happy birthday to my fav cringefail loser boy wonder <3

[winchester27]

Yall Buddies got me so fucked up this season I woke up in the middle of the night because I had a dream Buddie went canon and went to text my best friend about it UNTIL I REALIZED IT WAS A DREAM yall I was mad as hell

[lover-of-mine]

No, but you can try to twist things all you want trying to justify Eddie being little miss haunting the narrative, but the thing is, neither one of the three there has agency. The writers are making a deliberate choice to insert Eddie in the middle of that relationship for absolutely no reason and you seriously think it means nothing? Or it means that the showrunners need writing tips? Oh come on.

[carpenter-bee]

has this been done yet

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Where the Bats Come to Hide

Part 2

So to kinda build on to my Titus post I bet Damian does crawl into his siblings/fathers beds. Depending on what exactly the nightmare was, or what scares him decides who he goes too.

If it's Ra specifically Tim ends up with a baby bat tucked under the same pillow where his bow staff is. He knows that if it come down to it Tim can defeat Ra outwit him and see what his plans are before anyone else. Timothy stays up while Damian is in knowing his brother wants an active guard. His staff next to his computer with his chair facing the doorway. He knows Timothy will protect him from grandfather by anymeans necessary. Even at the expense of assassin lives. His grandfather can come but his Brother is ready and waiting.

Red hood finds a Robin sleeping under his pillow when Damian can't feel safe where he sees things of the corner of his eye. Where he can feel the cuts of blades or see the green of the pit. He goes to the brother who is always armed who's willing to pull the trigger. Damian goes when the only safety he can find is in the art of killing.

Nightwing finds his Robin tucked under his blanket curled around Zika when the world is scary when he's sad. The comfort of his Batman the warmth of the Brother who is ready with kindness as well as electricity luring him back to sleep when the memories of what he has done and gone through are too much.

His Father the great Batman can find his littlest tucked away in his room with the lamp still on when the dark is too scary. Who better to guard him in the shadows then the dark knight himself. The comforter feeling the same as the kevlar cape his father wears at night.

[hiskyflymysun]

Ok this is just a reminder for everyone that we all will hate our selfs in the morning anyway but we have to get sleep do the stuff tomorrow and go to sleep please.

Have a good night.

[robinsleeping]

Tim Drake once said:

(Part 2)

[phoenixgrl1412]

Jazz is Damian's bio sibling, not Danny

I see tons of Demon Twin AUs, and I love them, but I started to wonder about what the universe would look like if Jazz was Damian's sister.

Not sure what her birth name in this AU would be (Yasmin? Yasmina? Something else) so I'm going to just refer to her as Jazz.

I'm thinking that Jazz was attempt #1 at getting the perfect heir, and for whatever reason, she was deemed to be inferior. Is there something actually wrong with her? No, but Ra's is an asshole. If you'd like to go a more sexist route, Jazz could be unworthy because she's female (in this AU, Ra's keeps Talia around to make an heir, not to be the heir).

Despite not being the perfect child they wanted, Talia and Ra's train Jazz until they are able to try again. She's taught as if she was the heir, even though everyone knows she isn't, because there isn't a better choice at the moment.

When Jazz is three, Damian is born. Damian is her little brother and she loves him as best she can, but Damian is raised to treat her as inferior, and it shows. Everyone looks down on her, especially Ra's, and that attitude is the example Damian follows.

Jazz is still trained, because if nothing else she could still be an assassin, but no one holds out much hope for her. She isn't as talented as Damian, even though she's older. She's not as strong or as stealthy or as cutthroat. She is more clever, but she is older than him, so it's brushed off. Besides, good assassin soldiers don't need to be clever, they just need to obey.

But where Damian excels in the physical arts, Jazz excels at the mind arts. Solving puzzles, recognizing patterns, psychoanalyzing her opponents to predict their moves - that's what she's good at. It's clearly inherited from Batman (no one can explain her red hair, though).

When Jazz is eight and Damien is five, Jazz flees the League. Why and how is your choice. Maybe Damian is supposed to kill her in a show of superiority. Maybe Talia helps her fake her death and escape as a final act of motherly love. Maybe Jazz flees on her own, wanting to be something else even if she doesn't know what.

Jazz makes it to America, and then to a little podunk town in the middle of nowhere, Illinois, called Amity Park. She meets the Fenton parents and their almost six-year-old son, Danny. And somehow, they take her in. And for a while, it's the family she wished she had, with loving parents and a little brother who didn't want to stab her.

Danny isn't Damian. He isn't a replacement. She knows that they aren't the same. They are radically different, even if they both make her want to cuddle and love them (at least Danny doesn't try to stab her for doing it). She can miss Damian and what could have been while embracing what she has found.

And for a while, she's happy.

Sure, she didn't expect her little brother (Danny is her Little Brother, Damian is her Baby Brother, there has been and will always be a difference to her) to die and come back, but she's seen weirder stuff when she was in the League.

She also didn't expect Danny to use his newfound powers to become a hero, but it's his choice, and she's going to support him. At least she has her League training to fall back on, even if she's a bit rusty.

And yeah, she was hoping that her adoptive parents would take Danny's halfa status a lot better than they did, but she'd always known it wasn't going to end well. She's always been good at recognizing behavioral patterns, and theirs said nothing good. But she'd hoped, for Danny's sake, that she would be wrong.

She never thought she would flee for her life for a second time, but here she is, driving a stolen car with her unconscious and bleeding brother in the backseat, heading towards the one place she swore she would never set foot in: Gotham.

[livejournallegacy]

L.S. Dads - Grey Veins

[nutmegnautilus]

So we lay in the dark, We've got nothing to say Just the beating of hearts, Like two drums in the grey I don't know what we're doing I don't know what we've done But the fire is coming So I think we should run

[imsogayyippee]

rewatching entry 57 OH MY GOD. THIS MAN DOESN'T DESERVE THIS..... I need to lend him my bed, give him a little kiss on the forehead, tuck him in and sit in the doorway the whole night to make sure he's comfortable because.oh my god. 😭😭😭😭😭

[wakkoroni]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: pt 16

Bruce: Although in schools they say that the pH of battery acid is the same as Stomach acid, battery acid is actually more acidic than stomach acid

Tim: so if I eat enough batteries, I can replace my stomach acid with battery acid

Bruce: what no- that's not how it works. That's not even remotely what I said-

Tim: I'd literally have the stomach of steel

Bruce: You'd die

Tim: *picking up a battery* Hm. Am I worthy of this power

Bruce: Tim. Put down the battery and go to sleep