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My Novel Is Done So I Can Put It In A Bottle And Send It Out To Sea

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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😝 this strain js called "hophop" 😳 it'll have you zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

5 minutes later:

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sockpuppets used to be believable

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Chic and cringe are twin sisters and sometimes they switch places!!!

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

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seeing my cousin tonight for the last time before she's off to canada for 5 months </3 so many people im close to are going on exchange (or straight up emigrating in one particular case) and obviously thats very exciting for them but i dont have many irl friends left and no real way to meet new people so every time anyone around me starts talking of their exchange plans my eye starts very selfishly twitching. like oh thats so exciting (DO NOT LEAVE ME PLEASESEADEEEE) im so happy for you that you're getting this opportunity (DONTT LEEEEAAAVEVEEEEEE) :) yay (AAAAAAAA)

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Chapter 8 - 32

you're nick

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had a dream where I was a living corpse trying to blend in with normal society. I'm sure that meant nothing

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Joli Poli Couture

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A swan, as you have never seen photographed before by Gerald Robinson

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beginner kill yourself music vs professional kill yourself music