#phineas and ferb incorrect quotes

[maribatshipper]

Phineas and Ferb Incorrect Quotes based on Real Conversations I've had.

*Playing Crash Bandicoot:*

Phineas: Why are there doorways on the Slippery Climb that doesn't even go anywhere?

Ferb: Perhaps they're shelter from the rain.

Phineas: Why? You can't catch pneumonia when you're a digitised bandicoot!

*Same level at bad guy that throws vials of chemicals:*

Phineas: You're wasting Alchemy!

[abearthatwrites]

Rodney, negotiating with Perry: We have Stacy. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed.

Stacy: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Rodney:

Stacy: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Perry: STACY STOP

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[incorrectbatfam]

[running a haunted house]

Kon, dressed as Robin: Behold, the face of evil!

Bart: Are you supposed to be Tim's little brother? You said you were going to be something scary.

Kon: He is scary, man. He gives me the willies.

Cassie: Little Damian Wayne gives you the willies.

Kon: You don't know, man. You don't know!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Am I cool or what?

Raph: What.

Leo: I said, am I cool or-

Raph: Yeah, I heard you.

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: Hey Y/N we're having iced tea you want some, honey?

Y/N: What did you say?

Natasha: I said we're having iced tea you want some honey? *Pulls out a jar of honey*

Y/N: Yeah, umm sure.

[abcwordsurge]

Isabella: Ouch Buford, how did you get that bruise?

Buford: (thinking back to this morning when he walked into a pole after Baljeet smiled and waved at him)

Buford: I'm in a gang

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 21

Jason: Don't you wanna judge me, just a little bit?

Tim: Not my style.

Jason: Space is cold and unforgiving. Like my father.

Steph: I can't remember if it's fork on the left or spoon on the left.

Steph: If I don't figure this out now, what will I do if I get crowned princess of a small European country?

Jason: If you behead a few people right off the bat, they won't care how you place your flatware.

[zelcii]

gally, looking through his mutuals: newt, fry, minho, thomas

gally: newt, fry, minho, thomas

gally: newt, fry, minho, thomas

gally: how the fuck do i only have four friends???

gally:

gally: and why's one of them thomas?????

[autism-autobot]

Sun Wukong: If I had a nickel for every time I've had a migraine inducing circlet around my head I'd have two nickels.

Sun Wukong: Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

The Monkie Kids: ...

Sandy: *schedules therapy appointment for Wukong*

[ixtaek]

Blue: Wind! Have you seen me?!

Wind: Uh, I can see you right now.

Blue: No no no, not me-me, the me that isn’t me.

Wind: Uh…

Blue: You know. Blah blah feelings are so amazing hearts unicorns rainbows blah!

Wind: Well gosh, I guess I can say I have…

Blue: Where?!

Wind: Nowhere! Well I mean, not today!

Blue: Ok well if I come back and I’m wearing red, you tell me!

Wind: Ok??

-Blue runs off, muttering about finding Vio and busting. Wind looks down and looks back up, Red is there-

Red: Hi Wind!

Wind: Hi Four… you’re wearing red.

Red: -giggle- I know.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: What kind of fun can we have when it’s raining?

Steve: We could talk about our feelings.

Y/N: Okay, I’ll rephrase it: What kind of fun can we have when it’s raining?

[deadboyquotes]

Crystal, trying to figure out who to hang out with, scrolling through her contacts: Charles, Niko, Jenny, Edwin.

Crystal, confused: Charles, Niko, Jenny, Edwin?

Crystal, terrified: Charles, Niko, Jenny, Edwin?

Crystal: How can I only have four friends? And one of them is Edwin?

[yourlocal-edgelord]

more batfam as shit me and my friends say part 4:

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Jason: ngl voldemort could just thrown harry from a roof when he was a baby instead of using magic, skill issue tbh

Tim: Nd also like harry couldv’e just shot voldemort? Guns exist Another skill issue

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Dick: Gitchee gitchee goo

Jason: wtf is that

Tim: ig it doesn't apply to me? it sounds like a thing from the olden days, like a childhood memory

Jason: it sounds like a baby word

Dick: i feel so dissapointed

Steph out of nowhere: GITCHEE GITCHEE GOO MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU~

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Duke: Lowkey we could make a podcast and it would be trending bc it would be the stupidest shit anyones ever heard.

Steph: Honestly tho Podcast name? The sh¡theads

Jason: Im down

Tim: sounds cool

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Tim: I dont wanna workkk

Damian: too bad you have to

Tim: I cant though your best friend keeps trying to suck my blood

Jason: Damian has friends??

Tim: 🦟

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[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: It all began on the day of my actual birth.

Tim: Both of my parents failed to show up.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April, pointing at a patch on Mona Lisa’s chest: What’s that patch for?

Mona Lisa: It’s the “I just saw a cute boy” patch.

April: Where?!

Mona Lisa, pointing at Raph: Duh, that one over there with the temper problem and emotional issues.

April: …

April: *rips the patch off of Mona Lisa*