#peter what did they do to you??
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Broski- Tim totally got the Peter Parker treatment.
He was a cool(-ish) dude who was (mostly) well liked and did (fairly) well in social interactions. Sure he had some school haters but most of them disliked him bc he was an egotistical asshole- not bc he was a nerd. (Tbf this wasn’t as obvious nor as integral to Tim as it was to Peter) 
Writers took Peter and Tim, saw that they were smart, and just ran with it making them antisocial outcast nerds. And then that became the new standard for the characters.
Like this isn’t as prevalent with Tim but yk what I’m getting at right? (I’m lowkey just rambling)
#lowkey it’s more of the fandom in Tim’s case#but with the way dc is implementing aspects of fanon he is on track#peter what did they do to you??#tasm- I fear you are the last of your kind#batman#batfam#dc comics#dc robin#bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin#dc red robin#robin!tim#tim drake robin#spiderman#peter parker#marvel#marvel comics
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Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.
So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.
Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)
The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.
As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”
Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.
The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.
#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#young derek hale#alive hale pack#derek x stiles#Laura is a conspiracy theorist about stiles crimes#the sheriff had originally put her onto watching stiles when she first joined the force as a fun hazing#he did not expect her to get so stressed or stubborn about it#Laura hale#because like realistically a werewolf pack that is held in high regard and is trying to hide their secret would not like a delinquent#talia hale#peter hale#mamas boy derek hale#and delinquent bad boy stiles stiles Stilinski#as god intended#stiles is also a mamas boy but his mom was the one who taught him how to hot wire a car#so do with that what you will
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the rest of the justice league: hey man, we get that he’s your son and all, but shouldn’t you do something about him?
bruce ‘that’s my precious baby boy’ wayne: i’m sorry, did you have to hold your son as he was dying in your arms? did you almost k*ll yourself trying to follow him to the afterlife? i don’t think so.
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#justice league#batman#bruce wayne#bruce thomas wayne#red hood#jason todd#jason peter todd#batfamily#batfam#jason was never the angry robin#wfa bruce does this all the time#bruce at anytime: did you lose your child and couldn’t do anything to stop it? when that happens then you can tell me what to do about him#it’s not realistic but i think it would be hilarious if bruce just let jason get away with anything after he comes back
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redrew my favorite Saw IV scene
#had to get this thing out of my head so that i can continue doing requests in peace#i think about this scene 6 times a day at least. why did hoffman look at him like that. why did he pause for so long. i know what you are.#mark hoffman#peter strahm#saw#saw iv#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#my art#the urge to apologize for being so slow with requests is great but i will continue to fight it. @me on god we will get u some self respect
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Patrick was REALLY mad
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To like comics is to ignore comics.
When your favorite character has existed for 80+ years, has had 100s of writers, has changed over and over again, sometimes they got it wrong. You have to decide what to ignore for your own sanity.
#batman#robin#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red robin#bruce wayne#dc comics#comics#marvel comics#spiderman#peter parker#superman#clark kent#kon el#superboy#conner kent#and one of mine is the ENTIRE New 52#and bruce wayne being abusive... their no way i can think for him to abuse his kids and still be a hero.#their are some things i believe no hero can ever do. abusing your children is one. ill do this for other too. if you want to call them a#hero and make me believe they're paragons for hope loyalty equality justice etc their are some things they can never do or they lose all#credibility. dc and marvel need to sit down and really think about what they make their characters do and how that effect things.#marvel#iron man#tony stark#why would you make a hero say thell reinstate prima nocta? that was a decision.#and not to say they cant make mistakes. they can. but usually they atone for them.#like wanda maximoff and m day. she then atoned for it by helping bring back mutants and she felt guilt for what she did. they didn't just#just agnore it.
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i think this deserves to make the rounds again
#american son was SOO INSANE#‘do you love my son’#what did you mean by that norman….#parksborn#peter parker#harry osborn
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i am insane but i am free (i wrote one scene)
#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#peter parker#leap of faith catch me if you can#leap of faith#writing#chapter 15#seriously what the fuck did i do#this scene was NOT supposed to be this long#wally and bart's fault mostly
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I know this wasn't necessary for the movie's plot but it should've been in the movie I'm crying 😂
#AT WHAT POINT DID THEY DECIDE TO SEPARATE THESE CHARACTERS FOR THE SEQUEL THEY ARE SO FUNNY TOGETHER#who cares about angst my whole life is angsty give me some funny shit like this you better do in btsv i want this level of funny#spider man into the spider verse#into the spiderverse#Spiderverse#peter b parker#gwen stacy#spider man noir#spider ham#video#deleted scene#gwen acting like a mom here
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I adore that we as a fandom acknowledge Peter Strahm's wedding ring but have all collectively agreed, that for some reason or another, he's divorced.
#listen he just gives off that energy idc#also its fitting because#i feel like everyone in the saw franchise is either in a toxic relationship or just straight up divorced#bobby dagen may be the one exception but#he did lie to his wife so maybe not#but back to strahm!!#what do y'all think do you think he was married once or twice#i personally hc him as twice divorced but more on that later#saw#saw movies#peter strahm
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Yk, I hate that adaptations keep making Peter a high schooler, and not just because it means he never evolves, but because the adaptations now also include wider Marvel, whitch usually (thanks to the MCU) is at the modern day stage with legacy characters and new age teen heroes, meaning that Peter is taking up Miles' spot and you can really tell when they put him next to someone like Kamala Khan or Sam Alexander who are Miles' pals. Tho Peter taking Miles' stuff is just a modern issue overall, just look at MCU whitch just stole and re-skinned Miles' personality, characters, story-beats, even the costume to an extent and then made it worse.
agree 👏
#sci speaks#sci. release the script doctor you did where it actually was miles in the mcu and peter parker is a grown ass man.#it was funny. peter was a really bad intern at stark industries#who stole stark tech on the sly.#and of course. tony catches wind of this because he has cameras everywhere and. those cameras happened to also catch.#him sneaking out of work as spider-man.#and tony ropes him into civil war or whatever because otherwise he could Literally press charges.#and peter's :((((((((#begrudgingly joins tony's side.#in the post credit we see that he's been gathering stark tech to build miles morales some very neato webshooters.#and voil.a. miles is the star of homecoming and. peter is the mentor figure that encourages miles to start small.#miles: but YOU teamed up with the avengers a#peter: do as i SAY not as i DO.#sighs. so little would have to change.#but no more child soldiers and no more over exposure of tony stark. fantastic. superb.#also showing a slightly sneakier peter parker who isn't exactly entirely morally upstanding.#steals from billionares while they're not looking to serve the people who need it.#robin hood figure !! sexy. would falll to my knees for a peter parker like that. would be my favourite on screen peter ever.#and it puts him more in an interesting spot with the villains in the movies too.#if we still go with the route of all the villains being affiliated with stark tech and stealing / using stark tech#then peter is like. in a more complex role in the story. he stole stark tech too. is he better than the criminals?#he uses it for good. he thinks. but that's his judgement.#just i think it would be neat. all the “you're just like me” rhetoric falls so flat in those movies.#but what if it hit different.#but that would be if marvel had the courage to make a complex spider-man movie#where peter parker is allowed to make morally complex decisions asides for “uhh. stupid kid makes stupid mistakes”#sci talks movies
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It makes me SO MAD when people say "there are kind Slytherins 🥺🥺🥺" and show a picture of fucking SLUGHORN
Slughorn? You mean "oh I didn't think a muggleborn would be this talented" Slughorn?
Slughorn as in the Slughorn who told Tom Riddle, a child KNOWN for being a lil twisted, about HORCRUXES just to look good?
Slughorn who didn't even notice a fucking cult being formed in his own house???
People like to blame Dumbledore for the cult, but tell me why it's his fault and not the HEAD. OF. HOUSE? Dumbledore isn't an all powerful all seeing wizard! He's a human who happens to be intelligent and skilled at magic but NOT All Seeing! How is he gonna know Tom Riddle's forming a cult when one) he wasn't even HEADMASTER and two) SLUGHORN was Tom's head of house and should have been aware of it happening UNDER. HIS. NOSE?
Like, even in Snape's time, where the fuck was Horace Slughorn? Where was he when the Mauraders were abusing his own student? Where was he when Lucius and the others were grooming the younger children? Where was he when all of this was happening?
Yes, McGonagall should have disciplined her students. But Slughorn's under a greater responsibility to protect his. Yes, headmaster Dumbledore should have probably intervened in the cult forming. But Slughorn's under a greater responsibility to intervene and inform the headmaster.
For fuck's sake, he wasn't even a good teacher! How did a 16 year old child manage to correct all the incorrect potions in the book and not the FUCKING. TEACHER?!
Horace Slughorn is NOT a "kind Slytherin".
He's the worst one.
#horace slughorn#anti horace slughorn#professor slughorn#horace slughorn you can never make me like you#all these posts about “kind slytherin” like DID YOU READ THE SAME BOOKS AS ME?#“twisted Gryffindor” and they only show Peter like he's the only twisted one james and sirius were too#“brave hufflepuffs” WHEN DID HUFFLEPUFF MEAN YOU WERE A COWARD???#the only one i agree with is “stupid ravenclaws” being lockhart#AND EVEN THEN I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE LOCKHART AS ONE OF US#WHY DID WE GET MOANING MYRTLE SYBIL TRELAWNEY AND GILDEROY LOCKHART????!#im claiming rolanda hooch as ravenclaw you cant stop me she's a ravenclaw now im sick off all the lther houses having cool rep#hufflepuff has tonks slytherin has snape and say what you like but slytherins have this cool aura#gryffindor has fucking EVERYONE#WHO DO WE HAVE? JUST LUNA AND CHO AND FLITWIK!#they're CUTE yes but not the COOL ONES#okay I'm losing my mind down here imma shut up now
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*throws long brunette hair in a messy bun as i bat my gorgeous aqua blue orbs. i toss on my favorite pair of skinny jeans and my classic led zeppelin graphic tee. im nothing special, but boys always notice me wherever i go. i walk outside my apartment to all 5 of the boys that live next to me. i gasp, its one direction. they ask me to come inside. i do*
A/N: teehee (≧▽≦) hope u guys enjoyed my new chapter uwu!!! more coming next week if u give me commies (๑˘︶˘๑)!!!!!! XD just kidding LOL ....but am i? (。・//ε//・。)
#what if I turned my blog into a one direction fan page#what if I changed my content to a zane appreciation blog#or harry styles#what if i did that#what would you do#what COULD you do#nothing#youre at my mercy#spiderman#spider man#marvel spiderman#mcu#marvel#marvel mcu#marvel cinematic universe#peter parker#spider speaking#queue#one direction#oh god im scared to tag that#harry styles
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pre-death jason anytime bruce is being annoying: the way you’re currently behaving is the reason why nightwing left you
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#bruce thomas wayne#red hood#jason todd#jason peter todd#jason was never the angry robin#jason at anytime: is this what dickie had to deal with back when he was robin? it's a wonder he stayed as long as he did!#he'll even do it after becoming the red hood#jason as red hood: you do realize that micromanaging your children is the reason why nightwing almost went no-contact with you?#dick thinks it’s hilarious#yeah jason was a sweetheart as a kid but he knows how to shatter someone’s self-esteem with a few words#bruce is in shock the first time jason said that to him#jason todd headcanon
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When you’re 100% straight but the Magnet Family exists—
#ive no idea what inspired me to do this#but here you go#i included both evan and aaron because i love them both#(i just prefer evan *cofs* but the point stands that i love them both)#AND I DID NOT INCLUDE THE KIDS OKAY#magneto#michael fassbender#quicksilver#evan peters#aaron taylor johnson#polaris#emma dumont#scarlet witch#elizabeth olsen#erik lehnsherr#peter maximoff#pietro maximoff#lorna dane#wanda maximoff#magnet family
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