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The master of disguise and the party animal for you~ they would both try to lick your face through the mask, watch out

how PRECIOUS! those eyes do no wrong.

8.9/10

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You asked for pet photos?

Skinny one is Oliver, fat cat is pickles who is the mom to Oliver.

oh they posed for this like it’s a vogue shoot

oliver’s giving “i only eat vibes”

pickles is giving “i ate the vibes. and the couch.”

both are perfect. 9/10. would trust with my deepest secrets and also my lunch.

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green goblin deez nuts >:) *blows up your inbox with pumpkin bomb*

you're all freaks you know that

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came home, took a nap, it's now 4 a.m. should I be concerned? or grateful to finally catch z's

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i may have made a mistake asking for y'alls pets

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green goblin fucked my mom. What do I do

ask for an allowance

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next time i open my phone i better see at least 20 pet photos in my ask box. ill rate them

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Tarzan's first wet dream was probably not a human :)

can we normalize keeping our thoughts to ourselves

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Which spidey are you? Also how did u verify this account?

yknow, you guys keep asking which spidey i am. idk man scan my barcode? you think us spideys have, like, signifying things about us to distinguish us? try again

im just cool like that

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*projects my period cramps on you*

well that's rude

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i don’t wanna hear abt Peter Parker’s ass I don’t like ass

that makes one of us

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Why does everyone want you pregnant so badly?

that's what I'm saying man

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i know ur secret 🤫

share with the class?

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Is your aunt still single? If so lmk 🤤🙏

my aunt? oh you mean my aunt-in-law, may. i think she has a thing going on with happy hogan but i don't really ask about her love life so idrk

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motivation for finals week? TT TT

spidey says you've got this! everyone say they believe in jabibi

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Spider-Man by Paolo Rivera

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Prove it

Prove you can kickflip

buddy, i promise you---and will give you everything in my wallet if not ($4.18 & a healthy dose of lint)---that you can look it up on youtube and find it