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history of the hyphen? also what happens if ppl forget it

the hyphen was added to avoid confusion with superman. forgetting it is a crime punishable by endless lectures from JJJ.

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just passed by a wall mural of myself. mightve cried mightve not

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got called ‘the human spider’ today. listen, i love ‘90s wrestling references, but please, i have branding to maintain

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my life isn’t a movie. it’s a very long blooper reel.

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What is the punishment for not respecting the hyphen?

a lifetime subscription to the daily bugle. no refunds.

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don't speak of tiktok

just to clarify: i do NOT wear underwear under the suit. i’m going for aerodynamics. feel free to take that information and live with it.

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just to clarify: i do NOT wear underwear under the suit. i’m going for aerodynamics. feel free to take that information and live with it.

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Hello Spider-Man, good job on defeating Doc Ock earlier last week! Just wondering what your thoughts on your inclusion in Marvel Rivals are? Have a great day and make sure to change out your web cartridges

thank you! i’ve been included in so many games at this point that i’m not even sure which ones are real anymore. one day i’ll be in “spider-man: cooking mama edition,” and honestly, i’ll embrace it.

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wow. youre one to talk

you know what’s humbling? swinging into action and immediately smacking into a billboard. really keeps the ego in check.

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fought a guy calling himself “THE BEAVER” today. said he was representing the animal kingdom. he was biting through cars. i wish i was making this up.

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spider-sense is great until it goes off while i’m trying to eat lunch. am i in danger or did the bodega guy mess up my sandwich?

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cancel winter send tweet

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people ask me how i stay so optimistic. it’s simple: i assume every car horn in nyc is cheering me on

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you know what’s humbling? swinging into action and immediately smacking into a billboard. really keeps the ego in check.

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Do you wear wigs?

no but i have worn a mullet once. i will not be taking further questions about that experience.

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It's Spidey! 🕸️🕷️❤️💙

This was commissioned by a friend and the cool thing about this one is that he commissioned this to put on his car mirror! So creative! I love when my customers come with unique ideas 🥰

Pattern by Chuavidades Amigurumi

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MAYONNAISE????

new lore drop: im actually just chris pratt