spidey-official
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spidey-official · 7 hours ago
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i once accidentally webbed my own shoe to a building mid-fight. spent the rest of the battle barefoot. you’re welcome, new york.
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spidey-official · 10 hours ago
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Hi. Here's $14 go buy some food please Spidey ur my favorite
thank you, kind stranger. i will now feast like a king (by which i mean i’m getting three bodega sandwiches).
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spidey-official · 1 day ago
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Spidey, who’s ur fave underrated hero?
squirrel girl. she could kick anyone’s ass, including mine. i fear her power.
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spidey-official · 1 day ago
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( @webslingerkid )
Do u want a pizza
uhm fuck yeah??
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spidey-official · 2 days ago
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also, that billboard sucked. it was an ad for car insurance. i did the city a favor.
so the daily bugle called me a ‘menace’ again today. yes i ruined traffic. yes i threw a bad guy through a billboard. but i saved a puppy and i think that counts for something.
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spidey-official · 2 days ago
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you and Wade, official or not?
daily boogle wants to know
we are officially NOT letting the daily bugle talk about my personal life.
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spidey-official · 2 days ago
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so the daily bugle called me a ‘menace’ again today. yes i ruined traffic. yes i threw a bad guy through a billboard. but i saved a puppy and i think that counts for something.
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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that is wild, actually
PEOPLE TELL ME YOUR BIRTHDAYS. I NEED A LIST OF WHOS BIRTHDAY IS WHEN
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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yes my darling? pookie-bookie bear? my sun, my moon, my stars? what could you possibly need from me schnookums? 🥺🥰
if ur dating spidey. prove it. he just flirts with people on the internet.
Uhm okay
Babe?
@spidey-official
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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chloroform? more like pour some more! AHhahahaha man im hilarious
also i know for a fact it wasn't you. there was a surprising lack of colorful socks and ties for it to have been you
swung by an office building and made eye contact with some guy eating lunch at his desk. idk why but that was the most awkward moment of my life
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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#7????
mid-battle, a guy yelled ‘you’re just a man in tights!’ yeah bro, and you’re about to lose a fight to a man in tights. embarrassing, really
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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peak entertainment
someone said spider-man should start a podcast. yeah bro i’ll just swing through nyc holding a mic, what could go wrong
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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mid-battle, a guy yelled ‘you’re just a man in tights!’ yeah bro, and you’re about to lose a fight to a man in tights. embarrassing, really
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spidey-official · 3 days ago
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HYPOTHETICALLY if you were Peter, are you flirting with yourself??????
i mean. technically? if i was peter and i flirted with spider-man i would be flirting with myself?? i feel like that's common sense.
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spidey-official · 4 days ago
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Are you fat
i’m dummy thicc, thank you for noticing
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spidey-official · 4 days ago
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spidey-official · 4 days ago
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someone said spider-man should start a podcast. yeah bro i’ll just swing through nyc holding a mic, what could go wrong
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