#pathological liar?

[likeasecondself]

just cutesy adam parrish things, he’s our babygirl

[nenoname]

stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long

[clementine221b]

one thing that this little gay kitty oncologist is going to do is LIE. even though he knows house will take the extremest of measures to try and find out what he’s upto??? but he can’t help himself?? i don’t understand him but i love him.

[alexnamuu]

Can you imagine the kings playing any game after putting together a strategic plan?

Menelaus: Odysseus, I SAW you hiding one of the pieces in Diomedes' tunic, you two are cheating together and this is ABSURD.

Odysseus: Now you're insulting me, I may be a liar, but a cheater? Gentlemen, please.

Agamemnon: Those who do not know you should buy your fallacies, Laertiades.

Odysseus: Excuse me?

Diomedes: Odysseus is not stealing, I would not help him to my own loss

Ajax(the great): Not if he didn't offer you something in return...

Achilles: True

Agamemnon: And you, Prince of Phthia? I think your hand is very... small for someone who has played only a few rounds.

Achilles: Yeah, because I shoved the rest of the game pieces up your ass.

Nestor: GENTLEMEN, we are playing a diplomatic game that requires silence.

*The room is silent for a while and Patroclus opens the tent flap*

Patroclus: Excuse me, but I came to get Achilles to settle some matters at the Myrmidon camp... why are you putting your pieces on Diomedes' tunic, Laertiades?

Menelaus: I KNEW IT --

[lostl1sbons1ster]

Kill me pills

[liberalsarecool]

Health care plan in two weeks.

Infrastructure week in two weeks.

#TrumpLies

Trump's most obvious lies (like pretending he never led chants of "lock her up) are perhaps the most disturbing.

Telling lies that everyone knows are lies is a classic tactic of dictators to force their followers to side with them over the truth itself.

[mrmanbat]

I just finished rereading the Red Robin comics so here ya go:

Tim def grew up as a DARE kid and by 15 he was a lying hypocrite.

Bro would preach those ideologies in the suit and in front of adults but he got his first vape by middle school.

[oacest]

Noel, January 17, 2023, reporting on BBC Radio Manchester that he and Liam are speaking and on good terms

Mike Sweeney: Gotta get the elephant out the room - how are you and your kid getting on these days? Noel Gallagher: Oh, brilliantly, yeah! MS: Genuinely?! NG: Genuinely, yeah. He's taking a year out, apparently, to find himself. MS: Would, you think, if he and you find brotherly peace along the way, would there ever be a time that you'd play together going forward, in any sort of a way? NG: Well, one should never say never, right, but I have to be honest and - for no other reason than, if Oasis hadn't fulfilled its potential, then there'd be something left - like the Stone Roses, when they came back, right, they didnt really fulfill their potential, right? So it was worthwhile for them to come back. Oasis smashed it, repeatedly, for 20-odd years. But, it would have to take an extraordinary set of circumstances but that's not to say those circumstances wouldn't ever come about.

[grayscale-sparks]

I wish arthur and john tried the “catch him in a lie” tactic with noel I feel like that woulda been fun

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Meghan Markle's return to "the family she never had" narrative & other Fantastical Origin Stories

Thanks to Chef Cory Vitiello, we have evidence of yet another origin story lie told during megflop by the Duchess of Delusions, Meghan Markle of Sussex County, NJ.

In 2016 (the same year she cheated on Cory with Sparry), Chef Cory Vitiello used his connections to help MeMe obtain a gig judging 1 episode of Food Network's Chopped Junior. Meghan told the world she grew up on farm to table food in California where her fondest memories were in the kitchen.

Meghan Markle 2016 Chopped Junior on Food Network:

"Growing up your fondest memories, at least for me are in the kitchen." "This dish reminded me of the kind of food I grew up eating in California, like that real farm to table fresh simple ingredients"

In 2024, while taping her megflop lifestyle series for Netflix, MeMe told Mindy Kaling that she was a latchkey kid who ate TV dinners and fast food.

Netflix Episode 2 Mindy Kaling

Mindy: "Did you used to do this with your mom, growing up?"

Meghan Markle the Fantasist & Pathological Liar: I grew up as a latchkey kid, so I grew up with a lot of fast food.

@robinisalwaysright you said it "her whole life..."

[leynaeithnea]

Someone, sometime after Odysseus is back home in Ithaca:

Bro, you've cheated on Penelope :( That's not cool

Odysseus, raising his eyebrows:

....I've lead Agamemnon's daughter to the sacrificial altar, i killed Palamedes, I almost killed Diomedes, I made teen Achilles fight for us as well as his teen son, I left Philoctetes behind and then stole from him, I stole a statue from Athena from INSIDE troy, I convinced the whole army to keep fighting against troy, I beat up a guy who didn't like us, Ajax killed himself because of me, I sacked Troy and Ismarus, I maimed a cyclops, I lied to every person I've ever met at least ONCE, and killed the 108 suitors of my wife, I'm sure I forgot something, and that is your only complaint? *gets flashbacks to hermes telling him not to refuse Circe and the seven years spent at Ogygia's beach crying in Calypsos grasp* ....sure, add it on to the list *tired sigh*

[smiley-mcdoggington]

"day two... " I wheeze, shaking and covered in blood.

"Did you know that penguins give eachother rocks as courting gifts?" Stanford asked, even though Stanley never knew his fun facts and if he did he pretended he didn't.

Stanley didn't look up from his pail. "Like people?"

His brother's head snapped up. "Huh?"

"Like engagement rings, those have rocks."

Stanford wrinkled his nose a little. "I guess. It's not the same, though."

He shrugged. Then he picked up another piece of sea glass to rinse off in the tide and drop in his pail. "Why were you looking at penguins? You think we'll go to the north pole on our adventure? How could we even spot babes with the big coats on?"

"Penguins are from the south pole, and there'll definitely be adventure there - it's pretty much only scientists in the extreme weather."

"Yeah? You think they're defrosting a giant monster in the ice or something?"

"Probably. Is your pail full? I've had no luck."

Stanley looked over and his brother's pail was only a third full, while his was nearly overflowing. "Here, I'll split mine, then they both look full." He picked up his pail and marched towards him, pretending the heavy bucket wasn't nearly tipping him over.

He dropped it and a few pieces of sea glass fell out. "You got any good ones, at least?"

Ford hummed. "This one looks like a cowboy hat." He said, pulling out a little piece of smooth brown glass. It did look like a cowboy hat.

"Cool!" Stan picked it up. "Can I have it?"

"Sure, it's only fair." Ford started scooping up handfuls of Stan's lot to drop in his own bucket while Stan stuffed his payment in his pocket. At the end the pails both looked full enough. "You think we can go home now? I'm hungry."

"Yeah, Ma n' Pa are probably done yelling anyway." Stanley said, picking up Stanford's bucket and his own and carrying them both.

"You think she'll like this batch?"

"She always says she likes em'."

Stanford smiled. "Good. I think she'll like the cowboy hat."

"No way! I ain't showing her, then Pa'll make us dump it with the rest."

"What? But she'll love it!"

"She doesn't care, Stanford. That's not what the game's for."

His brother stopped walking and he felt bad, but used the excuse to put down the heavy buckets. "Of course she cares!"

"Yeah, and she can read the future, too."

"She can."

"Stanford can we just go home? Before we miss dinner, too."

"Where's this all coming from? You're always excited to get sea glass for Ma."

"Yeah, because Ma doesn't want us to know she kicks us out for hours getting rocks so Pa and her can yell at eachother."

"But we already know that, we're not stupid." His brother crossed his arms. "She says she loves all the sea glass we give her, even if we have to dump it because we don't have enough shelves. Why would she say that if she didn't even care?"

"Cus' she's a liar. Can we go now?"

"No! Why would she lie? We're not rubes from the shop."

"Cus'."

"Why?"

"Because!"

"That's not an answer!"

"I dunno! She thinks we're stupid, she thinks it's cute when we act stupid, and she doesn't like talking to us like big kids."

"Well that's stupid..."

"Yeah, but it makes her happy. And I'm keeping the rock you gave me because it's mine and I like it."

Stanford went quiet, hands fidgeting. "You do? You're not lying?"

"Of course I do, I don't lie to you, it's no fun when it's too easy."

"It's not."

"Is too. Now come on, I'm hungry, too." He picked up the pails and continued his march down their block.

"You know, glass is like a rock." Stanford mentioned.

"It is?"

"Yeah. If we were penguins we would be married right now."

Stanley snorted. "Yeah? So you're my penguin wife now?"

"I would not be the wife! You would be the wife!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yuh huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yuh huh!"

[hanayotta]

for someone claiming he doesn't want to die li lianhua rejects a few too many offers of saving his life

[gotham-mockingbird]

Left: trumps ear debating Biden before he was shot at

Right: trumps ear debating Harris after he was shot at

Any difference other than aging???

[worm-generator]

again again again i am once AGAIN thinking abt judith ford saying, "i don't get how what i did could be so wrong if what i did let me have you!!!!" like.

[wasittheboogeyman0]

"But why did you lie?"

"Convenience"