#or meant to be taken seriously

[mipexch]

I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

The Batkids all decide to go into med school just to spite Bruce because he dropped out.

They might have overestimated themselves because it quickly becomes more of a challenge of "Who can do this the longest?"

Barbara is laughing at them over the comms.

[voiice-of-the-soul]

It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.

His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.

He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.

[half-oz-eddie]

lol that “shovel talk” conversation was so on brand as a Hen and Tommy interaction. Karen being part of it made it even more enjoyable.

Hen has been giving Tommy shit for years. Remember when he tried to make a bet (on credit) and she told him she was gonna eat his lunch and she was the one who pushed his face into his cake?

That’s her old friend and that’s clearly how they get along. If she didn’t trust him or something, she could just tell him to stay the hell away from Buck.

[darnmand]

The thing for me is that Marius won’t let Armand have anything. Oh, Riccardo is your best friend? Let me whip him in front of you. Oh, you’re having an affair with someone other than me? Let me shun you and shame you for it. Oh, you met Lestat and he permanently changed who you are as a person and how you see the world? Yeah, he’s daddy’s favorite princess now. Oh you made your first fledgling? I think I’ll keep him for 50 years. Oh, you finally formed a meaningful and loving relationship with two humans and succeeded in not turning them into vampires? Well you see….

UGGGHHGGGGGGHH!1!!1!1!11!!!!

[redcoloredbowz]

Ducktales 2017: The most dangerous game... night!

[howlsofbloodhounds]

do yall think killer treats things like friendships or dating like its a game hes gonna win. like. stardew valley.

he just memorizes your schedule, shows up wherever you happen to be magically (sometimes at strange hours simply because hes standing outside your bedroom waiting for you to wake up (he cant enter your room until he unlocks a certain amount of hearts or level of friendship) or just sometimes invites himself into your room when he can), memorizes the things you like and dislike the most via experimentation or some type of “research”, then gives you two of your favorite things every week then fucks off somewhere again.

or like in romance visual novels, always choosing the dialogue options he knows youll like the most or agreeing with you on something even if he doesn’t actually agree because that makes you like him more and hes doing very good at this yes the hearts have leveled up soon you two will be married

[magnusthepuppet]

“the merman scene was corny”

shut tf up it was ed’s coma-induced dream about the love of his life no shit it was gonna be corny

[hepbaestus]

[syn4k]

hey girl hope you're genderfluid cos i'm about to beat the she/it out of you

[helloimamistake]

Honestly i miss it when stolitz is just a crack ship judging by the pilot and doesn't really have that much angst or whatever random bullshit lore that they have...

Remember when the main theme of helluva boss is about assassins doing their jobs and not an angsty poorly written mlm love story?

What the fuck happened to the lore????

[mxtxfanatic]

Shen Qingqiu: Of course any reasonable relationship will start with a few “no”s, but like, anyone who really wants you will just ignore that.

Luo Binghe, a person who really wants him but also knows about consent: listens when Shen Qingqiu tells him that he doesn’t want to see lbh, he doesn’t want to share a bed, he doesn’t want to engage in a kink, etc.

Shen Qingqiu:

[glass-crabs]

the funniest part of the secret history is that even though it's a satirical commentary about the effects of elitism and pomposity of certain academia, the fandom is full of people WANTING to be those pretentious Greek students. tartt i think your writing had the opposite of the intended effects ....

[ftmsimonriley]

im still thinking a lot about how ghost's comic seems to imply he was blackmailed into joining the 141 by shepherd and also that there's no mention of knowledge about that at all in soap's journal (or even knowledge of ghost's past at all. like all soap seems to know is that he's just some weird guy who's really good at his job)(unlikely that this was intentional but we're assuming it is here) so i'm just imagining soap finding out about it after ghost and roach get killed that ghost was involuntarily placed on his taskforce and is left with the fact that he was inadvertently helping shepherd while also never knowing if he had improved ghost's life to any extent. like obviously joining the 141 prevented him from spending the rest of his life in an american prison (or whatever else could have happened considering the fact that he had violated laws in 3 countries, but i'd assume breaking into an american army base and killing an officer would take priority) but also soap never will find out if he at least made the time between then and his death bearable or if ghost was just tolerating it

[pftones3482]

Caught up on Hamster and Gretel and now here I am with a whacky fun theory

So this organization, right:

Fedora symbol? Stealing animals? All of said animals have alliterating names? They SELL the animals???

Theory that OWCA gets its agents (at least some of them) from black market dealers. Even more insane theory - OWCA specifically set up the Syndicate and hired Dr. Hawthorne to get them more agents without having to go through the longer, more legal method.

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

Could we get Frinn being a cat? Pretty please?

naughty kitties get put on kitten-sitting duty to atone for their crimes*

*bad puns

[id in alt]