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It's kind of fascinating how the southernisms that get adopted by certain demographics are either kind of cutesy (y'all, folks) or like. AAVE. I need to get the tenderqueers saying "haul ass" to mean moving quickly

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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08/19/2025 Your Other Honorific Not everyone needs a label but everyone needs respect. https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16736 Support us on Patreon!

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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

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okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

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parry the platypus

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req'd by @voidofmilf

i mean. sure, why not?

text: The ribs are the chastity cage of the heart

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i love the phrase "The Incident" btw its so vague yet so ominous. literally no other two words in the english language invoke such dread (well ok maybe except for "uh oh" and "ah shit"). like you hear about it and immediately know some Bullshit went down. its The Incident bro. everybody has their own The Incident

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so unfortunately im thinking about the SCU again

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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"The meaning of life" is a nonsense phrase. It's like saying "The ethics of sunsets" or "The legality of gravity"