#or just resign

[fazcinatingblog]

brings headphones to work tomorrow, listens to chains by tina arena on repeat

[vriskan8or]

let her go

[amygdalae]

[houseswife]

[yrsonpurpose]

PAUL MESCAL & ANDREW SCOTT All of Us Strangers (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh — You're here. With me.

[nocek]

Brainrot of deadfang crack ship will never let go ;P

The mentioned totally nsfw nailing was covered here ;)

(and if you don't mind I'd be grateful if you'd vote in this pin poll if you are interested <3)

[wind-up-thancred]

my second favorite type of ffxiv screenshot is "capturing someone's chat bubble the second they fucking eat shit and die" so have an assortment of such images. please enjoy

[bitwein]

Our love spins a gun around its finger

Our love has found its way into our mouths before

Cut our teeth until we swallow it whole

Reuploading some more of my older art so I can keep track of it better,

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Not to crosspost someone else's tweet but this made me laugh because they're 10000% right about this

[aithusarosekiller]

The girls (Valkyries and Emeralds girls) totally just adopted regulus out of nowhere

And at first he was confused but now the Stockholm syndrome has kicked in and he's just part of the girls' club

One day Dorcas was like 'can I introduce you to my friend Mary?' And suddenly he knows their deepest secrets, has been added into their hypothetical wedding plans, and has met all of their parents (not that his parents can ever know he's so close with them)

This is also largely because he spent so much time with his cousins growing up that the girls were like 'no no, I can sense it, this one is alright, he stays' and he's too broody and quiet to argue with them

It makes no sense to everyone else, especially not poor reg but he just goes with it anyway bc they're all amazing

Sirius: can we join you guys?

Lily, Marlene, Pandora, Dorcas: no. It's a girls night, find your own hobbies

Peter, pointing at regulus: THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE

Regulus: 🤷‍♂️

Mary: he's ours, now fuck off, we're talking shit about you

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Lion animagus Reggie being the gryffindor girls' trophy pet that gets passed around the group every so often and scares the hell out of everyone else (Marlene tries to dress him up in stupid ugly outfits for laughs but he changes back and they end up physically fighting each other)

[invinciblerodent]

"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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[claraoswalds]

It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string!

[jewishspite]

There's something very sad about the fact that most pro Palestines are generally good people. They're people I loved, artists I followed and friends I made. And one day I find out that they would prefer it if I were dead, that they'd justify it if I was a victim of october 7, that they think I don't deserve to exist.

I can't trust anyone anymore.

[hop-a-lot]

my liege may I ask for some jerry in these trying times

ask and thou shalt receive!

good ol Jerry!! there's something hysterical about him being Saxton's personal pilot

[couch-house]

lab sleeping arrangements (post sponsored by the way my cat sleeps on my feet)