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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

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GIRL THAT WORD DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS ANYMORE. THAT IS NOT A GOOD SHORTHAND FOR "FASHION", SHINO.

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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REWATCHING SITCOMS TO REGAIN MY SANITY → 11/∞

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The way Davrin yells, "ASSAN, ON ME!" in that commanding voice during his recruitment quest, though.

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do you ever hear yourself talking and one word comes out very pronounced in you regional accent and you get irrationally embarrassed because oh no now people are going to know i’m from a place

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being a comic fan is soooo embarrassing like. yeah here’s Blorbo Blinkus. i constantly rotate them in my mind. anyway would you like to hear how every single portayal of them ever is Wrong and mine is correct

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Isabela and Anders are such an underrated duo. Like they have canonically fucked. Anders thought she was so cool he started a rumor that he escaped on her ship. Bisexual to Bisexual brainwave connectivity. There is a sort of philosophical vibe Anders brings out in Isabela, about Justice, that is very poignant. They both started on a similar mental path regarding their own freedom. Best friends who get dragged everywhere together but it's fine because they are making suggestive eyebrows at each other in between looking at Hawke's ass

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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okay FINE, I'll admit that Lamy indeed does make as fine a fountain pen as everyone says. BUT I WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. 😠

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Dragon Age: The Veilguard spoilers under cut. (Concept art by Matt Rhodes)

Matt Rhodes: "Black Codex (2015) - 1/3 Dragon Age had an unreliable history by design. People had an imperfect view of the events that have shaped their world. However, from the very beginning of Dragon Age, there was a secret document refered to as The Black Codex. It held the true history of Thedas. This helped to steer the half-truths, misunderstandings, and lies that shaped the world. The story of the Veilguard was going to reveal so much actual truth, it meant the Black Codex could no longer be a secret. This series of illustrations was a way to explore the major events of Thedas' history, so that we could easily refer to them when designing murals, costumes, architecture, etc... Beat boards like this were meant to be "single frame storyboards" to quickly communicate a big idea. 1) Titans watch over their peaceful garden 2) Dwarves tend to the Titans, like helpful bacteria. The spirits begin to envy their form. 3) The first spirits use Titan material to craft bodies for themselves, becoming the first elves. 4) The titans and elves wage terrible magical war against each other. It only ends when Solas finds a way to tranquilize the titans, severing their spirits from their bodies." [source]

Art by Matt Rhodes.

ArtStation filenames: Image 1 - Black Codex 1 - in the beginning Image 2 - Black Codex 2 - spirits desired corporeality Image 3 - Black Codex 3 - spirits made bodies Image 4 - Black Codex 4 - Solas tranquils Titans

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i think its my sacred obligation to tell yall about animals so just letting you know that apparently (according to inaturalist) theres 321 species of squirrels in the world. Yes three hundred twenty one

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community nbc is such a trojan horse bc the first episode is basic af (to the point that I stopped watching and didn’t give it another try until years later) and then it’s like zombie outbreak. school wide paintball. claymation episode. dean with a dalmatian fetish who dresses in drag. chicken tender mafia. ex communicated spanish teacher who lives in the vents with a monkey. killer glee coach. betty white attempts murder. evil ! alternate universe characters. chevy chase in a cult. freaky friday body swap. law and order parody over the death of a yam. troy and abed in love. the asscrack bandit.... just to name a few

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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep

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I love people's fan art of Crow!Rook and Lucanis as a power couple. I love flirty Teia and Viago. I love Viago and Rook's "this is my idiot child" dynamic. I love every headcanon about the immaculate vibes of the Crows from our collective agreement that they definitely hold a Carnival style festival and they'd get down with a masked ball. I love it. I do. But every time I see it I can't help but think about how absolutely fucking rotten the Crows are. How abusive and manipulative the whole organization is, how they deal with the slave trade when it comes to recruits, how their training involves physical and mental abuse at minimum and forcing children to kill one another for survival at worse. I think about how every single Crow - including Lucanis - must be absolutely up to their fucking eyeballs in trauma because every person they've ever loved within the confines of the Crows has either been their abuser or complicit in their abuse. I can't see any future in the Crows for Lucanis and a romanced Crow!Rook - especially one involving children - that doesn't feel like a tragedy to me. It's the cycle of abuse starting all over again. So I love all the fun and flirty fan works. But it always leaves me feeling a little like I'm looking at a beautiful, warped mirrored image rather than the tainted truth.