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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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... poetry ...

In his series ‘The Arts’ (1898), Alphonse Mucha discarded traditional attributes such as musical instruments, paintbrushes and quills. Instead he emphasised the creative inspiration of natural beauty by giving each of the arts a circular backdrop featuring a motif from nature indicating a particular time of day.

‘Poetry’ is shown with the evening star shining in the sky behind her at dusk.

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Andy Zaltzman reads from a piece of paper, "Create, handle and voice the most charismatic new children's television puppet sidekick for Alex." Later, outdoors, a bemused Alex Horne wears a colourful sweater while sitting next to Andy. Andy is wearing a rubber pigeon mask, red velvet cloak, long white wig, black top hat, and furry brown gloves with claws. Andy says, "Hello, children, I am Pigeor, the merciless one, from my beak of bleakness flows a bitter cascade of eternal despair." End ID.]

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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

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Taggeth Thyself.

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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At least his kinks all work thematically. I'd hate for his kinks to not enrich the character

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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

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Ollie loves to have the bases of his ears massaged with my thumbs and whenever I do it for him his eyes close and pushes so hard into it that he has to brace with his legs to avoid falling over and he purrs, and every time I do it I think about how he can’t do that for himself on his own, and how wonderful and strange it is that our two species happened to evolve in a way that allowed a bread loaf-sized obligate carnivore capable of receiving the most satisfying ear rub imaginable, but only from a giant omnivorous ape

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its so fun to make a character whose moral compass is not actually based on their own personal ideals but is a poor imitation of a more grounded person they care about. if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. idgaf about this problem but my best friend WILL get mad at me if i don't help solve it

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I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis

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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

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tfw = two fucking weiners

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to the person who just blazed to me the roughly 300k words of smutty Supernatural fanfic they had written about a (seemingly minor?) antagonist from the show's last three seasons, how does it feel to have the biggest and hardest balls known to mankind

passing out fliers for your fic at the bus stop-ass behavior

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.