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The need in Anthony’s eyes as he thrusts in the air, like just looking at Kate has made him desperate enough to hump the air????
While Kate deliberately walks extremely slowly towards him to prolong the torture and bites her lip in amusement at his neediness????
Oh they are such FREAKS!!!
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton analysis#bridgerton gifs#bridgerton#gif#DID I MENTION THAT SHE LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF BED#one minute ago#and Anthony is already acting like a parched man finding oasis in a desert#it’s been two seconds Sir????#and don’t even get me started on Kate#I’m beginning to doubt she really wanted to leave the bed at all#she got out just to tease him and see him beg a little#so nasty (I LOVE THEM BAD)
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well.
I'm 30.
#one minute ago#damn I really REALLY thought I'd have my life more together#I mean to be real I 10000% did not expect to live until 30 good grief#but in my day dreams of 'what I might have been like if I lived to be an adult' this was not it#not still living like an emancipated minor in a 1 1/2 that's not even official it's more of a charity by the people who own the garage#that it's built in#not remembering to eat every day and eating the same 'gotta eat something' random assortment of whatever is in the cabinets#that I've been eating since I was 4#still working 4 jobs and not having my phd yet#literally never gone on one date and still feel too young for a relationship because I don't ever EVER want to be that guy#who doesn't know how to do anything and expects their partner to take care of them#I can barely do laundry and I straight up refuse to do dishes#I buy paper plates and cups#I'm not going to impose that on anyone#I keep thinking when I grow up I can have a relationship but I'm not old enough yet#but buddy I'm a freaking grown up now#30 is no joke#it's official#I just suck.#it's not about age its about being a garbage person#like i would never ever EXPECT my partner to take care of me but in practical terms I would fail at keeping the house clean#and they would pick up the slack becuase they don't want to live in a trash hole and would get mad and/or bitter with me for making them#living alone my bad choices only effect me#when i've lived with roommates in the past this has always been a key point of breakdown#even when I've tried to be extra dilligent I would forget a glass somewhere becuase I planned to reuse it and my roomate would wash it#and be mad that I felt entitled and expected them to clean up after me when I absolutly did NOT in fact I was horrified#that they needed to clean something up after me- I just simply lost track of it. and that was 10000% unfun for everyone involved#I was ashamed 100% of the time and they felt used 100% of the time and no one had a good time
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i am Autistic!!! that means on top of other things I require Sensory stimulation!!!! here is how I go about that. *scene cuts to me dragging an entire 12 foot trampoline across the yard*
#this is real and true I was feeling understimulated so I pulled out a trampoline#one minute ago#actually autistic
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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:
-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there
-Hasn't died from anything yet
-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe
-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either
Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).
#svsss#bingqiu#bingyuan#shen yuan#luo binghe#pidw luo binghe#bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life#shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago#man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation#is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from#luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love#shen yuan: no the fuck you have not
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aroace sonic: *says the most flirty shit ever* also aroace sonic seconds later: *does a backflip of the couch and almost lands on his face* literally anyone: wtf.
He’s got the range
(Aroace Sonic compliments pt 4)
#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the Hedgehog#Knuckles the Echidna#Miles Tails Prower#Shadow the Hedgehog#Amy Rose#Rouge the Bat#asks#toomanyfandomsorkinafs#been trying to think of the word that describes sonic for like an hour and i don’t remember it#something about the range of his characteristics baffling everybody I DUNNO OUGH#goofy one second dead serious at the drop of a hat#confident smug and annoying one second then genuine or flirty the next#seeing little peeks of something more underneath whatever he’s got going on and then he’s walked into a wall#DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED CAUSE I CANT’ REMEMBER THE WORD BUT IT’S HIM#pov you wonder if you might highkey be falling in love and then he does something stupid and you cannot believe that’s the same guy who was#just waxing poetry about your eyes two minutes ago#how to describe this is PLATONICALLY falling in love btw#like everyone’s a little bit in love with Sonic methinks#Tails is just appalled by the fact Sonic makes people blush and then hits a lamppost with his face his brother is NOT cool#(he very much somehow still thinks his brother is cool)#I DUNNO HOW TO ARTICULATE THIS PROPERLY [HITS EVERYONE WITH THE ASPEC BEAM]#forgot Amy’s hair things oops#i knew something was off i just couldn’t’ figure out what hGLKJSDF#I’ve got all the feelings and none of the words gents#Aroace Sonic
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everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen
#transformers g1#g1#tf#jazz#optimus#megatron#starscream#ironhide#mirage#ravage#soundwave#blitzwing#video#the ep is destruction of the dinobots part one#and i watched it years and years ago and i gave myself a stomach ache laughing at megatron drunkenly yelling 'its the autobots'#im so serious i was there for like 20 minutes before i could contine i was crying#transformers#maccadam
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@naffeclipse Literally my favorite scene.
you cannot convince me Eclipse wasn't dry-heaving with laughter in that moment LMAO edit: Previous art
#rip the sesame bread that sounds so good rn#holy moly i opened tumblr like 2 minutes ago to upload this one and CHRIST YALL WORK FAST#ty for all the sweet comments on the last post btw#im very stressed with school rn and it put a huge smile on my face :)#was not expecting it to blow up either goodness gracious#anyway here are some more doodles#my art#o' medusa#gorgon!eclipse#naffeclipse#eclipse x reader#fic art#fanart#doodle#sketch#anyway i love this fic it needs more art <3#goodnight y'all#o' medusa spoilers
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#law. lying low for weeks: the plan is slowly coming together. the pieces are slotting into place. this WILL run smoothly this time.#luffy. the moment he touches land: I'm here to loudly overthrow the government with my sheer power of will#law's intelligence perplexes me because he is. so strategic. knows when and how to play his cards#and is insightful enough to be able to get on people's nerves with their greatest fears#but also. how has he not cottoned on to the fact that this is how luffy operates.#yes he will do the loudest most reckless thing for the sake of other people. (little girl he befriended 5 minutes ago)#yes he will completely discard your plan the moment it becomes inconvenient to his goal.#yes it will benefit law in the end. and he will be mad about it.#CJ's op watch-through#one piece#op#trafalgar law#monkey d. luffy#lawlu
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Somewhere on Yavin
#Ezra was needed on a supply run -40 minutes ago#but its fineeeee#skybridger#star wars rebels#skybridger server is still open to those interested!#star wars#star wars fanart#ezra bridger#luke skywalker#lukezra#chat my art style has done a funny#woke up with the ability to paint sorta#or lost the ability to cell shade???#either one#and either way#it’s different#but fun!
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simon who spits on a pussy (not letting it dribble out his mouth, no he spits on it) with unnerving accuracy because he dips and he won't carry a spit cup around.
#and he used to swallow his saliva but one too many tummy aches made him learn how to spit quick and clean#thumbs his mask up to the tip of his nose to get it wet *quickly* because he's on a time crunch#aka debrief was 5 minutes ago#once again romanticizing tobacco because ive a mental illness im SORRY
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my mood, for the foreseeable future
#I AM NO LONGER THE PERSON I WAS 47 MINUTES AND 18 SECONDS AGO#they have once again outdone themselves this band never ceases to amaze me THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED AND MORE#best album best era best band best EVERYTHING#clancy#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#tøp#skeleton clique#clique
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day 5 - punisher tank build
#1 hr and 35 minutes#how is this one distinguishable as hywars and not just majora's mask? well . um .#shout out to that post i saw a year ago . i wish i could find you again#hywars#hyrule warriors#frogart
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genuine question: is elden ring supposed to be basically fantasy survival horror or have i just been wrapped in cotton wool my whole life
#ramble#WHY DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO KILL YOU#maybe a little from column a and b#up until 2ish years ago i was exclusively minecraft and the sims akdfhdfjdf#i'm just not good at video games in general but elden ring is especially bad for my blood pressure#i'm only good at bg3 because i've played dnd for so long. i have veilguard on the lowest difficulty setting. i'm delicate#also i did not Just get it i've owned it since it came out#twice a year i decide to try it again then play for 10 minutes and get scared and turn it off#the only reason i'm here rn is because one of my moots has their character in the stupidest hat i've ever seen
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the greatest robot on earth
#astro boy#tetsuwan atom#the greatest robot on earth#pluto#art tag#mont blanc#north no. 2#brando#gesicht#hercules#epsilon#bora#not to scale of course otherwise bora would be MASSIVE#and atom would be the size of one of pluto's calves#anyway i wanted to draw all their og designs because theyre cute!!!!!#and if you saw me post and then delete this a few minutes ago no you didnt
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they call me two the way i be timing
(ooooooo you want to listen to Honey I'm Home by Ghost and Pals sooooo badly..... charon and norman skin for two time and azure when?)
ref below cut you know the drill
dude. I wanna draw them and azure as the Matryoshka PV so badly. .... but also I wanna draw Elliot as Skeleton Orchestra and Lilia because there's literally an emote for thst ingame......oughhhhhh........
#im abnormal about this little backstabbing freak for no reason. how did this happen#why give the spy skin to n7 when there's objectively a WAY funnier option /lh#also. quickest drawing i've ever hashed out this one came in at one hour and forty five minutes??? how the fuck????#like girl i literally just got the motivation to draw this three hours ago??????#first time drawing two time be niceys cuz i don't have. headcanons to draw on them. sadly. how do i draw them they look so wrong#ALSO I COULDNT FIND THE TIMES NEW ROMAN FONT IN IBISPAINT SO I HAD TO USE THIS CORNY ASS FONT 😭#holy moly how did i ever draw without a stylus before. i had 2 go back to my fingers 4 this bc I lost my stylus and it HURTSSSSS IT CRAMPS#ok enuough yapping tag time#two time forsaken#roblox forsaken#forsaken#reallilystuffart#yeah that's probably enough right. im scared!!! why am i scared!!!!#its been a few hours since i put this into the drafts and tbh this looks like shit to me now but who cares. go my scarabs consume my art
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)#talking tag
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