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rainbow-sunshine-unicorn · 3 months ago

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The need in Anthony’s eyes as he thrusts in the air, like just looking at Kate has made him desperate enough to hump the air????

While Kate deliberately walks extremely slowly towards him to prolong the torture and bites her lip in amusement at his neediness????

Oh they are such FREAKS!!!

#bridgerton season 3 #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kate sharma x anthony bridgerton #kanthony #bridgerton analysis #bridgerton gifs #bridgerton #gif #DID I MENTION THAT SHE LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF BED #one minute ago #and Anthony is already acting like a parched man finding oasis in a desert #it’s been two seconds Sir????#and don’t even get me started on Kate #I’m beginning to doubt she really wanted to leave the bed at all #she got out just to tease him and see him beg a little #so nasty (I LOVE THEM BAD)

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platypusisnotonfire · 20 days ago

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well.

I'm 30.

#one minute ago #damn I really REALLY thought I'd have my life more together #I mean to be real I 10000% did not expect to live until 30 good grief #but in my day dreams of 'what I might have been like if I lived to be an adult' this was not it #not still living like an emancipated minor in a 1 1/2 that's not even official it's more of a charity by the people who own the garage #that it's built in #not remembering to eat every day and eating the same 'gotta eat something' random assortment of whatever is in the cabinets #that I've been eating since I was 4 #still working 4 jobs and not having my phd yet #literally never gone on one date and still feel too young for a relationship because I don't ever EVER want to be that guy #who doesn't know how to do anything and expects their partner to take care of them #I can barely do laundry and I straight up refuse to do dishes #I buy paper plates and cups #I'm not going to impose that on anyone #I keep thinking when I grow up I can have a relationship but I'm not old enough yet #but buddy I'm a freaking grown up now #30 is no joke #it's official #I just suck.#it's not about age its about being a garbage person #like i would never ever EXPECT my partner to take care of me but in practical terms I would fail at keeping the house clean #and they would pick up the slack becuase they don't want to live in a trash hole and would get mad and/or bitter with me for making them #living alone my bad choices only effect me #when i've lived with roommates in the past this has always been a key point of breakdown #even when I've tried to be extra dilligent I would forget a glass somewhere becuase I planned to reuse it and my roomate would wash it #and be mad that I felt entitled and expected them to clean up after me when I absolutly did NOT in fact I was horrified #that they needed to clean something up after me- I just simply lost track of it. and that was 10000% unfun for everyone involved #I was ashamed 100% of the time and they felt used 100% of the time and no one had a good time

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krash-8 · 1 year ago

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i am Autistic!!! that means on top of other things I require Sensory stimulation!!!! here is how I go about that. *scene cuts to me dragging an entire 12 foot trampoline across the yard*

#this is real and true I was feeling understimulated so I pulled out a trampoline #one minute ago #actually autistic

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ninjasmudge · 11 months ago

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everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen

#transformers g1 #g1 #tf #jazz #optimus #megatron #starscream #ironhide #mirage #ravage #soundwave #blitzwing #video #the ep is destruction of the dinobots part one #and i watched it years and years ago and i gave myself a stomach ache laughing at megatron drunkenly yelling 'its the autobots'#im so serious i was there for like 20 minutes before i could contine i was crying #transformers #maccadam

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hayden-christensen · 9 months ago

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OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) Cinematography by Chung-Hoon Chung

@pscentral event 26: minimalism

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dykealloy · 1 year ago

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#law. lying low for weeks: the plan is slowly coming together. the pieces are slotting into place. this WILL run smoothly this time.#luffy. the moment he touches land: I'm here to loudly overthrow the government with my sheer power of will #law's intelligence perplexes me because he is. so strategic. knows when and how to play his cards #and is insightful enough to be able to get on people's nerves with their greatest fears #but also. how has he not cottoned on to the fact that this is how luffy operates.#yes he will do the loudest most reckless thing for the sake of other people. (little girl he befriended 5 minutes ago)#yes he will completely discard your plan the moment it becomes inconvenient to his goal.#yes it will benefit law in the end. and he will be mad about it.#CJ's op watch-through #one piece #op #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #lawlu

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tyquu · 18 days ago

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Somewhere on Yavin

#Ezra was needed on a supply run -40 minutes ago #but its fineeeee #skybridger #star wars rebels #skybridger server is still open to those interested!#star wars #star wars fanart #ezra bridger #luke skywalker #lukezra #chat my art style has done a funny #woke up with the ability to paint sorta #or lost the ability to cell shade???#either one #and either way #it’s different #but fun!

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odetokeons · 7 months ago

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my mood, for the foreseeable future

#I AM NO LONGER THE PERSON I WAS 47 MINUTES AND 18 SECONDS AGO #they have once again outdone themselves this band never ceases to amaze me THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED AND MORE #best album best era best band best EVERYTHING #clancy #twenty one pilots #twenty øne piløts #tøp #skeleton clique #clique

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wutaijiemei · 1 year ago

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you can put anything on the internet.

#u see what u have to understand about this video. is there is a specific phenomenon when em and i are looking for horrible-concept amvs #and then it occurs to us that surely one exists. and it doesnt. and then these things happen #all for the sake of recreating the serotonin rush of finding bad but weirdly well crafted amvs in the depths of youtube from 10 years ago.#sincerely hope this helps contextualize this 4+ minute lady gaga berserk amv. takes a bow and exits the room #everyone go watch the earlier amv i uploaded today. pls #amvees #flashing cw

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sparrowlucero · 3 months ago

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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was

#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once #and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read #a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them #the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity #'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out #the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc #but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter #'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago #and you know. we needed to know #so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down #which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)

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vynnyal · 5 months ago

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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server #emojis #art #rain world #Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes #Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over #Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp #??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor #rw monk #rw saint #spearmaster #Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol #You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo #Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server #So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts #And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles #Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect #Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway #Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time #(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community #3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious

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hellspawnmotel · 4 months ago

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the greatest robot on earth

#astro boy #tetsuwan atom #the greatest robot on earth #pluto #art tag #mont blanc #north no. 2 #brando #gesicht #hercules #epsilon #bora #not to scale of course otherwise bora would be MASSIVE #and atom would be the size of one of pluto's calves #anyway i wanted to draw all their og designs because theyre cute!!!!!#and if you saw me post and then delete this a few minutes ago no you didnt

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anchoeritic · 1 year ago

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simon riley being the type to tease you before slipping it in, making sure to rub the tip against the most sensitive place between your folds. "look at you, baby. so beautiful under me." getting you needier and needier with every word, whispering the sweetest praises just to get you going.

a warm hand of his set on your hip while the other is used to press into you, almost sliding inside of you. your whimpers and whines are incoherent, breath going shaky just thinking about how good he'd be stretching you out. "mhm, please.."

"uh huh, that's my girl. isn't that right, sweetheart?" he's mumbling under his breath, sucking one in just watching how nicely you wrapped around his cock and feeling your tightness. his grip on your hip growing tighter as he sinks deeper into you, letting out a couple quiet groans along the way. "taking me s'good. can feel you clenching already, baby."

"want more, please. wanna feel you so deep." refusing to move, he chuckles to himself watching you and your needy hips. finding it cute how needy you had become for him and his cock, moving back and forth on your own to feel more than just the stretch.

you wanted to feel the rough thrusts simon only granted you when you begged. "let me hear you beg, baby. want it so bad, you can whine all you want." if only it was so easy for him to break, you would be falling apart on his cock right now.

#for that one person that req simon riley like 2 weeks ago #i wrote this in 10 minutes this is horrible #simon riley #simon riley smut #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #call of duty #cod #call of duty smut #cod smut

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pretzlforpresident · 3 months ago

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Sonadowtober day 4: Red and Blue

Organized by @sonadowtober :>

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chradorya · 3 months ago

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davekat week day 1! — plush

#homestuck #hs #karkat vantas #dave strider #davekat #rendered #2024 #davekatweek #davekatweek2024 #finished this one like five minutes ago

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welcometogrouchland · 7 months ago

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(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.

Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!

#dc comics #dc #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #jason todd #(yes for the teddy bear. it counts)#batgirl #batgirls #mine #< keep forgetting to tag my art as that I'm terrible 😭#ANYHOW I'm slowly getting back into drawing again after my last ipad got nuked (cant think abt that or ill cry) and i finished uni #oh yeah j finished my first year of uni btw. i went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert like a week or 2 ago. I've been busy lol #but yeah it's looking like I've got a fun summer of bottom feeding ahead of me now that I've officially been told i got passed over for that #-comic job i applied for. lol. lmao even #it's fine honestly it was a pretty daunting prospect i just have to find a way to fill the time by myself now #I've plenty of comics to read so that's nice. got wayyy into mark waids DD run recently (mostly for Chris Samnee's art)#so that's been fun! i have my empowered omnibus (embarrassing and kept under my bed <3) i have TT year 1 i have huntress and WW #uhhh i got flash 1 minute war. lots of good stuff!#so hopefully i don't go. completely feral from lack of stimulation #also hopefully commissions will be a thing i can do #godddd there's many mkre things i want to draw. i got too enamoured w my own bad theory and now I've drawn tim!bats #but unfortunately now i only want to draw tim!bats being laughed at my the batfamily bc seriously tim?? really??#< it's literally probably not going to happen but I've invested myself in this terrible future for some reason #imagine damian trying to robin for tim!bats for 1 (one) night and the next morning he doesn't say anything he just moves to bludhaven #he can't take this shit #oh so many ideas...#ANYWAY. ues. finally art. now if you like it. consider commissioning me (in 2 to 3 business weeks <3)#(no pressure)

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