#ironhide

[docvigne]

New order for @silver-harpy. Illustration for fanfiction. I'm in love with them. Oh my heart-...

[textsfromcybertron]

(512): It’s not a walk of shame if you run

[optimusprimeswinging-metalballs]

ASMR car breathing...

Very hard to obtain nearly died

[mk-wizard]

Yucky...

Well, it's not something Transformers cannot eat, but it's more like something that is foreign and had a rather unforseen consequence that was not entirely good in my own fanfiction: sugar.

On Cybertron, there is no sugar and they use a special mineral unique to their planet to sweeten everything that has no calories and none of the side effects sugar has since sugar is an organic substance.

Anyway, Cybertronians cannot get diabetic or anything because they don't have blood, but what they do have are teeth. Since the introduction of sugar to Cybertronians, cavities and other dental problems caused by sugar followed soon after. It became such a huge problem that now, Optimus Prime declared that by law, sellers have to give fair warning on the labels of their food that it contains sugar the way we give fair warning that a product contains allergens. Also, for the first time on Cybertron, there are dentists. Before, the doctors did everything.

Some establishments even make a point of not having sugar at all. In Maccadam's, he has made a point that sugar is banned especially from his kitchen.

Do any of your ocs have a human/alien food they can't process/eat right but still love and devour every chance they get? (inspired by thinking abt forrest's coworkers making him try earth foods)

ouh, i definitely think forrest is the one for this ask. He was told he couldnt have human food because it was bad for his body (don't want to get sugar in your car tank), BUT i definitely think one of the younger rangers has accidentally fed him gasoline rather than energon, and i imagine that to be like junk food for bots.

and i think they accidentally gave him a taste of it and now have to chase him away from the gas stations.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

None of the Decepticons are surprised

(Edit: the vans are Ratchet and Ironhide they use the same Nissan Vanette mold in G1)

[autistic-arsonist00]

I ordered the other three boxes of blokees, the one with Grimlock, Shockwave and Bumblebee on the boxes :D

[anxiousdepressee]

More photos app finger drawings

[compaculaaa]

Ironhide + 🍔

[stormygopher]

Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Half of them don’t even know what banana bread is but they’re always down to roast Wheeljack

[mossyscavern]

Transformers G1 skits… except megs is bumblebee’s A+ parent

Choose your parent name: (mom/dad)

_________________________

Megatron: and we’ll destroy every auto bot in sight!

Decepticons: yeah!!

Megatron: all except the minibots, especially one in particular: bumblebee.

Decepticons:

Megatron: any objection and I’ll tear out your spark.

———

Megatron: and this is when bumblebee took his first steps.

Soundwave: adorable: here’s one where rumble hugged frenzy.

Megatron: aww, they’re so little.

———

Megatron: prime. We meet yet again.

Optimus: indeed megatron…

Megatron:

Optimus:

Megatron: … so how’s my little warrior? What’s his alt mode?

Optimus: he’s good, he’s a Volkswagen Beetle.

Megatron, proud: excellent.

———

Bumblebee: so my mom’s/dad’s coming.

Spike: oh! That’s fun. Must made the effort to visit from your planet-.

Bumblebee: actually he’s here on earth.

Spike: … what??

Prowl: who’s gonna tell him?

———

Ironhide: those decepti-creeps will get what’s coming!

Bumblebee: yeah… sure.

Ironhide: why so hesitant? They’re the bad guys! Especially megatron! Evil tyrant-.

Bumblebee: that’s my mom/dad.

Ironhide:

Ironhide: oh-.

Bumblebee: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

———

Gears: ah go dig your diodes and get defunct megatron, I’m not helping you do zilch-.

Megatron: watch your language young man!

Gears:

Megatron: sorry, force of habit, *cough* starscream-.

Gears, internally before disaster: … what just happened.

———

Bumblebee: *successfully took down a decepticon*

Megatron shouting: that’s my boy!!

Soundwave:

Megatron: You do the same for your sparklings if they’re autobots.

Soundwave: … touché: as the humans say

———

Bumblebee, taking some intel: hi mom/dad, just stealing this.

Megatron, not looking up: be sure to tell prime I said curse you for throwing you.

Bumblebee: that’s thanks to you turning the auto bots evil, but sure.. love ya mom/dad.

Megatron: love ya too bee. *drinks the energon* … wait whats a mom/dad-?

_________________________

… I wanted to write silly g1 parental megatron skits.

Just so Y’know, it’s not a big secret that bumblebee is the son of the warlord.

The autobots just keep forgetting the most hardworking and sweetest bot they’ve known and love, is related to a literal tyrant of a warlord.

… I also see Soundwave and megatron just bonding as parents, just saying…

I uh… hope it’s not too much… or too little-

[zeropro]

[How it started]

[ninjasmudge]

everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen

[whalesharkstho]

jazz ur gonna give him a spark attack

bit of a follow up to this post X]

[cosa-llorona]

It can't be that Transformers Go Go gave us more canon chromhide before oplita

(made with Google translator)

It bothers me but it makes me very happy to see Chormia, it makes me happy and i love them they so silly

[confusion-n-delay]

[spectra-bear]

Are ya ready to rock wreck?