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blueskyscribe · 3 days ago

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more 80s Chinese photo cards

#transformers #maccadam #G1 #AAAAAAA #Optimus Prime #Megatron #Prowl #Ironhide

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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 day ago

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Metalhawk: bro stop calling my people NAILS

Starscream: if you tase me im gonna make u my dead wife istg

Wheeljack: why do your optics turn separate directions whenever i mention the word 'plan'.

Ratchet: yeah i have arthritis so idc if i die tbh :/

rodimus: im buying an rv and me and all these strangers (who like me more than u, not that it matters ) (im hot) are gonna * EXPLODES EVERYONE *

wheeljack, in the middle of discussing a very elaborate pain-staking plan:... ... something just exploded & i wasn't the cause 😢...

prowl: WHERE IS YOUR RAGE

needlenose: i sure love my big dumb evil husband. sure hope a disgruntled little popcorn kernel doesn't detonate a bomb in his head

Wheeljack: fuck my life

Starscream: i love lying, so, naturally-- im gonna become a politician.

ironhide: i saw the hat man

the intelligent Bumble (bee):

#i love bees fat round face so fucking much #i will never stand for g1 bee slander like he is so fucking cute to me #c:#HES LITERALLY JUST THAT STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM #round face bee enjoyer first. everything else second #megatron tried crushing idw bee's robot skull bcs he could not contain the cuteness aggression #see bee to me is like seeing a hamster and wanting to bite its head off #or a spherical bird like u are socute.. how are you Real #transformers idw #transformers #maccadam #bumblebee #wheeljack #needlenose #I FKING LOVE NEEDLENOSE BTW I WANT HIM AND HORRIBULL TO SHOW UP AT BREAKDOWN AND KNOCKOUTS WEDDING UNINVITED #AND ABSOLUTELY CAUSE A GIANT DRUNKEN MESS FOR NO REASON #knockout kills them both #bumblebee says thank primus finally #prowl #ratchet #love how bee was like ... everybody wants to leave me to join stupid awesomesauce rodimus :( they go on a fun vacation meanwhile #im stuck in my shitty fucking house being the sole caretaker of my shitty fucking violent ass sundown grandpa (planet cybertron)#bcs i was always the nice & nuturing sister & then my grandpas gonna die and rodimus is gonna give me an LOL as a funeral expense donation #bumblebee is always the bridesmaid and never the bride so hes just invited to every wedding. thats why he was at knockout & breakdowns #he also loves wedding food #starscream #metalhawk #TO BE FAIR.. BEE DID TRY NOT TO CALL THEM THAT #b4 immediately forgetting after attempting like once or twice and reverting back to calling them nails #ironhide

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punjust15 · 11 hours ago

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Some tf fem designs sketches I did yesterday and forgot to post here lmfao

#orion pax transformers #transformers #sketch #transformers idw #optimus prime #orion pax #transformers ratchet #ratchet #transformers ironhide #ironhide #tranformers

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starscream-is-my-wife · 28 days ago

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None of the Decepticons are surprised

(Edit: the vans are Ratchet and Ironhide they use the same Nissan Vanette mold in G1)

#before the war Megatron and Orion got drunk together #Megatron: seeker frames are so elegent and their wings are beautiful #orion: hhhhhbgh van chest....#tbh no idea if that tweet is real #transformers #optimus prime #megatron #oh boy theres alot of implied ships here #ratchet #ironhide #optiratch #optihide #no idea what their ship name is BUT THERE HAS TO BE ONE RIGHT THEY WERE ALSO P GAY #megastar #megacracker #megawarp #transformers fanart #transformers g1

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confusion-n-delay · 1 month ago

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#transformers #transformers g1 #tf g1 #optimus prime #humanformers #bumblebee #starscream #jazz #ironhide #blaster #transformers humanization #transfomers fanart

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ninjasmudge · 11 months ago

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everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen