#oh you poor baby

[adeadlightbulbuwu]

My cat broke 4 ribs and now he looks like a vase

Look at the difference between body and fluff I- I can't take him seriously

[dweebalina]

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[ratbastardstink]

I want him to call me icky n gross but mean it in the most endearing complimentary way possible

[enidtendo64]

Guess she had no sick days 🤷‍♀️

[star-spangled-man]

We consume so much media these days, that rarely anything sticks in the brain. I truly think this scene will never leave me. It feels so raw, watching these events unfold for these characters that feel like family to us. They have been with us for so long. Karen being traumatised by Foggy and the possibility of Matt too. Her nightmare is becoming a reality. Pleading for it all to change and there is nothing she can do. It felt like we were right there with her. If you can get your audience to feel that, you know you are doing something right. Deborah Ann Woll you were absolutely phenomenal in this.

[3xigua]

fine iwill start posting on tumblr.

closeups under the cut :3

[venusmage]

Y'know that thing where a character is objectively badly written, but you still like them and even feel protective over them specifically because you see the potential they have + the source material treats them poorly and its Not Their Fault

Idk where i was going with this. Anyways, I love Rook guys :')

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

[baeba]

Obsessed with how so many people depict Will Graham as a poor wounded baby bird to be protected because like… that is exactly what he wants you to believe. Will plays everyone around him so good that we as an audience simultaneously fall for his pity act because those puppy eyes make us fold. He’s an insane mastermind using his pretty privilege to get away with stuff and we don’t give him enough credit for it.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

[shanklin]

Okay but the au of an au where Stanley has to raise Shermie is tragic, because what if he accidentally passes down tragedy cycle of selfishness or what if he does the opposite and has Shermie overindulge of not feeling selfless.

Because Stan deep down what he is feeling is awful he can’t shake guilt when he is just trying to survive, he doesn’t want Shermie to feel the same way, he can’t have Shermie feel the same way.

If he has to teach Shermie to be selfish to survive then he will. Because in a dog eat dog world, Stan will make sure his baby brother won’t be eaten.

Stan is a selfish monster for murdering his father, not just his but Shermie’s as well. But he couldn’t just stand by. He’s a selfish monster for stealing, but everything he’s buying is going towards Shermie.

He will do what takes to not only survive, but to have Shermie stay with him. Stan no longer has anyone in his life but Shermie and he’s be damned if he lets any other adult come near his baby brother.

He holds Shermie with one arm and a knife in the other, prepared to face the cruel world set out to harm them.

The domino effect I feel like if Stan raised Shermie is that maybe Shermie ends up seeing Stan as a parental figure and grows up not being able to trust adults. Stan and Shermie end up having a very very codependent bond, Shermie has to grow up worrying about Stan sacrificing too much of himself.

Because he notices how his big brother always feeds Shermie first.

Maybe if Soos comes along in this au, he has to work twice as hard to get the boys to trust him.

Also Ford feels a strange sense of feeling left out observing Stan and Shermie because Shermie has no clue who Ford even is. And Stan and Shermie share a closer bond currently than what He and Stan have now.

And it’s heartbreaking because Ford doesn’t know how to communicate that he wants to help, that he misses his twin and wants to get to know his little brother but Stan is keeping that distance because Stan is unable to trust as easily anymore.

And Shermie follows in Stan’s example.

Stan: Step away from Shermie, take ten paces back

Mabel: Pumpkin, —

Stan: I SAID TEN PACES BACK

Mabel: Stan, I just want to help. You can’t raise a child on your own.

Stan: *his hands shaking but he fires right next to Mabel’s feet, she finally takes a few steps back*

Shermie: *is behind Stanley, Stanley acts as a wall, as Shermie is grasping onto Stan’s shirt*

Selfish Shellfish AU - Masterpost

Singsong voice

Oh Aaanon~

That’s not an ask, Anon. That’s a short outline for a nice long fiiiiic

Drop the fic and your ao3 Aaaanon. You know you want to~

No pressure of course. Looks at the next ask hmmm

Anyways I love it! It would be so horrible and codependent, as you said.

Letting Stan, who is still a kid himself, raise another kid. A baby. [I imagine Shermie to be a baby when Caryn left or very young toddler.]

Stan gets to be stressed 24/7, it’s great! 

He’s got not time to think about his own needs so at least he can’t do anything wrong in that regard…though wait!

Now I’m thinking of Stan just wanting a little moment to himself. Maybe go outside to the beach for just a couple of minutes. Just to breathe. Maybe even play a little bit by himself, if he dares to take that long. He loves Shermie but all those baby games are terribly boring.

He leaves Shermie alone with their dad. It should be fine, right? Filbrick hasn’t shown any interest in Shermie whatsoever or any sort indication that he would hurt him. That type of stuff is reserved for Stan alone.

And hey, Stan is right! Filbrick doesn’t do anything to Shermie, but he also doesn’t pay attention...taking care of children is a woman's job. Or well now it's Stanley’s.

In the 15 minutes Stan is gone, Shermie almost chokes on a big coin he found on the floor and Filbrick ends up having to call an ambulance.

It’s all Stan's fault. Shermie is his responsibility and he just left him there to die. 

Now Stan has panic attacks every time Shermie leaves his line of vision 👍

And since no one bothers to help Stan deal with his trauma the panic just gets worse and worse over the next couple of years.

If Stan had his way he'd never let go of Shermie's hand ever again. The contact is the only thinh able to calm Stan's heart.

As for Shermie? He’s a toddler. They’re wired to be selfish little creatures by nature. Empathy only comes with age. 

He doesn’t know anything other than Stan being always there, so I guess the little guy would end up being just as scared without Stan around to hold his hand. He’s never gonna learn any independance at this rate 🥲

Hmm something something, about Stan running away with Shermie, but they get caught and separated, so Stan is having just one quiet panic attack after another. 

Stan gets shipped off the Gravity Falls, but it takes another two weeks or so until Shermie is allowed into their custody.

During that time Stan is completely on edge, irritable, rude, throws insults at them etc. He's a caged animal with no where to run, because he has to wait for Shermie :')

And everyone is like 😨 

My brother/nephew is gone. There is nothing left of the boy we remember.

And then Shermie arrives and 

Oh

That’s where their Stan went. He stayed with Shermie.

[whatsitzface]

Fuck every percy jackson "fan" who is still complaining about percy & annabeths HAIR COLOURS being different then in the books. I hope Nico is blonde so that all of you cry and scream like fucking toddlers

[cits-cookie-brainrot]

BIG BRAIN TIME!!

The WHOLE red dragon crew is now parents/family to lil baby Snapdragon. The little rascals was just born and is already collecting their found family like Pokémon cards.

Pitaya is their dragon parent.

Hollyberry is the cool mom.

Tarte Tatin is the cooler mom.

Royal Margarine is the funny uncle.

Wildberry is their big brother.

And Buttercream? Well…

[cinnamonanddean]

Foaming at the mouth over this CBR article about Lex. Usually their takes are pretty bad, but this is essentially everything we all scream about all day.

[voidcat]

Flushed and all red from nose to tip of the ears and getting flustered from having his temperature checked the traditional way oh I’m not doing well

[f4iry3ss]

-cait burying her mum in a coffin that costs more than vi's ever had in her life

-vi having to leave vander in an alley

-cait getting a perfect funeral for her mother

-jinx having to lay her adopted father to rest in a polluted river

-cait having speeches, books, videos and a whole CITY to remember her mother by

-vi not even having a picture of vander

-cait BASTARDISING her mother's greatest act of charity by turning it into crowd control

-cait being entirely willing to kill a child in the name of "justice"

-cait telling her girlfriend she has "filthy blood" after PROMISING her she wouldn't betray her

-cait accepting a position as a DICTATOR, going to war with people she swore to protect only weeks prior

-cait turning on everyone she loves, her morals and her city

-cait hiding from her grief by turning her privilege into hatred