#of these people

[rabbit-exe]

sometimes I see posts on here criticizing someone for saying something completely normal and being like “this person is EVIL and you SHOULDN’T REBLOG from them” and then they give some utterly benign reason as to why this person is satan incarnate and it always makes me think jesus christ do you people have ergotism? st anthony’s fucking fire?? what spore-infested rye have you been eating that makes you think anyone you disagree with even slightly is some sort of actively malicious force seeking to harm you specifically. I promise you don’t have to uphold this weird moral panopticon where everyone has to be squeaky-clean perfect utterly unobjectionable and you have to take everything anyone says ever in the most bad faith way imaginable anymore I promise it’s fine, but if you do feel the need to do that, do it among other weird moral panopticon people, because one of you will eventually say something slightly disagreeable and the war waged against no-one for no real reason will continue to your satisfaction

[onebadnoodle]

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[whitepeopletwitter]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[alfredfortnitejones]

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[bedupolker]

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once