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It makes me very happy when you add “EAT A TASTY ___” to descriptions, I say it to myself when I eat a tasty treat

Well then, I know what you need...

Eastern Bluebird (Sialia sialis), male, EAT A TASTY BERRY!!!, family Turdidae, Huntly Meadows Wetlands, VA, USA

photograph by Parameswaran Ponnudurai

Royal Tern (Thalasseus maximus), EAT A TASTY FISH!!!, family Laridae, order Charadriiformes, Florida, USA

photograph by James C Sengul

Purple Flower Beetle (Chlorocala africana oertzeni), EAT A TASTY BANANA!!!, family Scarabaeidae, found in Tanzania

Other subspecies are green.

photograph by Richard Nakamura (@richards_inverts)

Limpkin (Aramus guarauna) EAT A TASTY SNAIL!!!, family Aramidae, order Gruiformes, Florida, USA

Limpkins specialize in eating large aquatic snails, like apple snails, but also feed on other small aquatic animals.

photograph by Dean Fleischman

Saw-scaled Viper (Echis carinatus), EAT A TASTY CENTIPEDE!!!, Viperidae, India

Venomous. 

Photograph by Vivek Sharma

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Airbnb bathroom in Malta, taken from the wet floor of the shower. Don't like the lip on that shower.

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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By the way So What I inhaled all that asbestos no need to belittle me I thought there was a Secret Surprise in there but No turns out just more Asbestos

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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

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i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

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fuuck I need to trap my friends in a haunted corn maze and make them attack each other

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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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don’t ever treat me as an authority on anything, I’m living in a hell house

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this is basically a short horror film

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He could be sweet if you completely erased his entire personality and exchanged it for a different one

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A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

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