#not wholesome thoughts

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[beard5]

Oh.... welll.....I might be gay

[pancakefrisbee6279]

This was my best friend’s cat Tigger. We just recently found out that his picture got around and that he became a bit of a meme.

He’s no longer with us, so thanks everyone for letting his goofy lil self live on.

Enjoy the extra pictures:)

[linkcharacter]

Caught her

original vid by Joetastic

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[akiiame-blog]

Mario can act like the annoying little brother sometimes. As a treat :]

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

[k3w33d]

old wip i'll definitely finish someday

[nebulanightsky]

Someone asked to see the bonus, and I'm giving them the bonus..

YALL GETTING CROSS WEARS A FAIRY DRESS DOODLES

[jadewritesficshere]

Steve is nonchalantly browsing the chips, waiting for Eddie to return (who in all honesty is probably getting the bag of sour gummy worms Steve already said they couldn't grab).

Steve feels a tug on his shirt. He smiles as he turns, expecting to see his boyfriend but-

Steve looks down at the child staring up at him. "Uh hi?" Steve looks around the empty aisle," Where's your parents bud?" The kid shrugs, but points to Steve's shirt," Tiger."

Steve's faded shirt from his freshman year of high school, now the most soft and comfortable after years of wear, does in fact have a tiger. "Yeah, sure is. Who-" the kid cuts Steve off with a loud roar. Steve can't help but chuckle as he crouches down to be on the kid's level.

Steve is fully focused on this kid, trying to find whoever the kid should be with. When he stands back up, he holds his hand out to the kid, who tentatively grasps his hand. The kid continues to roar and talk about tigers.

Meanwhile, Eddie has watched most of this exchange. Seeing his beloved boyfriend talk to this random child, the concern on his face? Eddie watches from a distance as Steve finds the mother, who was freaking out (understandably).

Eddie can't help but watch as Steve says hi to the baby in the stroller, laughing as the baby reaches out and grabs his finger. Steve says goodbye to the family, roaring back at the kid, who lights up.

Eddie can't help but think how good Steve is with kids. How good of a parent Steve would be. Which, started innocent, but then Eddie's mind jumped to the process of how a child comes about.

And now all Eddie can think about is how he's gonna give Steve one. He doesn't give 2 shits about biology, Eddie's putting a baby in that man.

[frontmansdefender]

He turned “babe I lost my ring” to a whole love poem 😭

[gothamite-rambler]

Jim: You know Bruce—

Batman: I am in my costume right now; call me by my hero name and stop smoking.

Batman swiped away the cigarette and tossed it on the ground.

Jim (pulling out another cigarette): Batman, you’ve had five Robins. I have no idea why the girl was the shortest; I liked her. But I'm curious, which one of them is your favorite?

Batman: I should be angry at that question, but none of them are here. Okay, I have a list and I rank them by skill set.

Jim: Explain.

Batman: The smartest Robin would be Red Robin. The best fighter? That’s the second Robin.

Jim: Really? I thought you would say the first one.

Batman: No, no. Nightwing became a good fighter eventually, mostly when he started his own hero stuff. He’s better at manipulation and flexibility.

Nightwing (on the comms): I freaking called it!

Batman groaned, slapping a hand over his eyes. Jim chuckled.

Jim: Your earpiece thing was accidentally on?

Batman: Mm-hm.

Red Hood (on the comms): I was your best fighter? Aww, I told you that my fighting style was necessary. I'm going to give you an actually good gift for Christmas this year.

Red Robin: I'm the smart one; I'll take it.

Robin: I didn’t get mentioned at all!

Jim: They’re arguing over each other?

Batman: Yep. Can I call it a night and just get coffee with you?

Jim (shrugging): Yeah, sure.

[entomolog-t]

June is a simp.

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SCREAMS INTO A PILLOW

I LOVE THEM.

I have had this stupid thing in my wips since PRE Valentine's Day and I have finally finished.

Getting better with clothing and folds, but frankly it only makes sense 20% of the time 🙃 Also enjoy me dressing Aedes in progressively sluttier more breathable outfits everytime I post him.

[dunkinbublin]

very special guests this wednesday

[sploinkyclown23]

Remember everyone you are loved !! And wanted !! Things will be okay !!

LOVE HYENA HAS SPOKEN !!

[ayy-junipei]

Thx for 3k followers