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boilingpotfrog · 2 days ago
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Idk why but when I looked at Anya, Dancing Queen by ABBA started playing in my head. Now ya'll let Anya have the spotlight or it's on sight for me and you, no one messes with our queen >:3
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Happy New Year from the Tulpar crew!
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and-corn · 1 year ago
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if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it
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theoneguynamesmichael29 · 10 days ago
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You know, just a funny thought after the last saga of epic the musical came out-
Penelope- “It was an odd storm and so close to our kingdom… could this mean- is my world all about to change?”
Meanwhile, in that same said storm
Odyssey stabbing the literal *god of the sea* with his own trident- “YOU DID THIS! I JUST WANNA GO HOME, YOU.” *stab* “FISH.” *stab* “MOTHER. FUCKER!!” *stab stab*
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tropical-lycan · 1 year ago
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If we ever get The Heroes of Olympus turned into a disney + TV show like PJO, it's gonna be so funny to see Nico saying that Percy "isn't his type" while the PJO show Percy looks almost identical to how Will Solace is supposed to look in the books with his green flannel shirt, curly blonde hair blue eyes and all 😂WHAT IF WILL IN THE SHOW ENDS UP WITH BLACK HAIR AND GREEN EYES?
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unbreakablemouserat · 13 days ago
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Okay I know I just started to watch Psych but for some random reason I want to put all these characters together in the same room.
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clingylittletortoise · 25 days ago
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Born to say “Yes Sir” romantically 💕 forced to say “Yes Sir”sad and grumpily at workplace 🥲
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candieduranium · 7 months ago
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i wonder if there was anything in ancient times that was considered “cringe” and what it was
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starssie · 8 months ago
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OKAY you guys know that one bat with like the mouth full of banana?
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⬆️This one.
OKAY, SO...
EDDIE WOULD SO EAT A BANANA LIKE THIS ANY VERSION OF EDDIE, BAT EDDIE, VAMPIRE EDDIE, NORMAL EDDIE, JUST EDDIE! HE WOULD EAT THE BANANA LIKE THIS AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND! Like, just imagine you grab a banana wanting to eat it, you peel it, then this motherfucker comes running by, stealing it, then stuffs his face with it and just sits there, laughing ang giggling as you just stare at him, like.... What the fuck man?
I ACTUALLY WANNA SEE SOMEONE DRAW THIS💗💗💗💗
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mrsfoone · 3 months ago
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They should make a gender swapped Hamilton. I'd love to see a female George Washington.
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corimaps · 10 days ago
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When I hyperfixate, I go hard. That shit will never leave me as long as I BREATHE. It is carved into my bones.
When they find my bones, they gonna see "EPIC: THE MUSICAL" "PERCY JACKSON" "MY LITTLE PONY" etc, carved on them.
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weepingwillowwonder · 4 months ago
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A funny Hazbin thought~
For context, I saw a meme on Facebook about a company selling functional vacuum toys for children and the post said something along the lines of "Imagine your kid thinks they're playing but they're actually doing free labor, that's mad I'll take two" 😂
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So imagine you're babysitting a friend or family member's small child who's about the age of one or two years. Old enough to walk, but still young enough to not really be able to communicate. Said baby finds a game in following Nifty around, mimicing her actions as she cleans, and the rest of the residents are hanging out in the lobby, observing the two interact. As the baby walks around with their child-sized vacuum toy, Alastor makes a snarky comment, eyeing the child almost in disgust,
"What is point of this frivolous technology? It hardly cleans and yet it makes the same amout of obnoxious noise as a normally functional vacuum cleaner."
When the child starts waddling along in his direction with it's arms raised, Alastor rolls his eyes and simply walks in the opposite direction, ignoring them. The baby then, plops themselves on the floor and starts crawling in your direction.
"Of course you wouldn't know a thing about child rearing. OBVIOUSLY it's to help encourage the child to want to be involved with cleaning..." Lucifer comments smugly before he trails off. His eyebrows scrunch in confusion as Nifty starts running around the lobby with the child's toy, "vacuuming" the floor.
Before you even THINK about your response you blurt out with a laugh, reaching down to pick up the baby, "Oh, you're one to talk about raising a child! Says the one whoooo..." You stop yourself from finishing that sentence. The silence in the room is deafening for a hot second.
Your eyes widen as you take in what you just implied, watching as Lucifer's head whips around in your direction. "Ummm excuse the fuck outta me? What's that supposed to mean?"
Your mouth opens and closes, completely speechless. "S-says the one whoooo..whoooo's a great father! Youuu!" You give him the biggest, fake smile you can achieve, meanwhile you're internally cursing yourself. The audacity you've gotta have...
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This was honestly a lot funnier in my head 🤭
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ghostthefox1997 · 1 year ago
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Funny thoughts on ruin if Vanessa was the one to make M.X.E.S. would that make her it's mom Im
Just imagining the M.X.E.S just calling Vanessa
"Mom there's this feral sassy lost child here turning off my security nodes"
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willwriteforhugs · 2 years ago
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bisexual culture is "she's so smart. i want to fuck her" and "he's so dumb. i need to fuck him" coexisting peacefully
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dragoonwish · 11 months ago
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Daycare Vere
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biblicallyaccuratekyle · 3 months ago
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So, I like, have something funny to say.
So one time my dad was texting my mom a drawing I made with markers, and my mom's like "why's dipper's nose so red? It looks like he's cold" my dad says "or drunk" and my mom's like "(dad's name)!!!" My dad's like "he's been dipping in his grunkles stash!"
I haven't drawn this yet, but it would be appreciated it anyone made a small quick fanfic or a drawing by reblogging it, that would be funny!
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cloudydreamingart · 2 years ago
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Shockwave has shitty handwriting and i refuse to believe otherwise
Like imagine he gives his notes to soundwave during a meeting and this happens.
Shockwave: Hands datapad to soundwave
Soundwave: proceeds to stare at what is basically just illegible scribbles in no direct order or coherent sentences for at least 2 minutes.
Soundwave: What the fuck am I looking at????
Like mans is too busy and distracted to write proper notes and only he can decode the literal cyphers that are “just some simple notes” according to him. And sometimes even he can’t understand the writing.
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