#funny thoughts

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

[theoneguynamesmichael29]

You know, just a funny thought after the last saga of epic the musical came out-

Penelope- “It was an odd storm and so close to our kingdom… could this mean- is my world all about to change?”

Meanwhile, in that same said storm

Odyssey stabbing the literal *god of the sea* with his own trident- “YOU DID THIS! I JUST WANNA GO HOME, YOU.” *stab* “FISH.” *stab* “MOTHER. FUCKER!!” *stab stab*

[clingylittletortoise]

Born to say “Yes Sir” romantically 💕 forced to say “Yes Sir”sad and grumpily at workplace 🥲

[tropical-lycan]

If we ever get The Heroes of Olympus turned into a disney + TV show like PJO, it's gonna be so funny to see Nico saying that Percy "isn't his type" while the PJO show Percy looks almost identical to how Will Solace is supposed to look in the books with his green flannel shirt, curly blonde hair blue eyes and all 😂WHAT IF WILL IN THE SHOW ENDS UP WITH BLACK HAIR AND GREEN EYES?

[unbreakablemouserat]

Okay I know I just started to watch Psych but for some random reason I want to put all these characters together in the same room.

[candieduranium]

i wonder if there was anything in ancient times that was considered “cringe” and what it was

[starssie]

OKAY you guys know that one bat with like the mouth full of banana?

⬆️This one.

OKAY, SO...

EDDIE WOULD SO EAT A BANANA LIKE THIS ANY VERSION OF EDDIE, BAT EDDIE, VAMPIRE EDDIE, NORMAL EDDIE, JUST EDDIE! HE WOULD EAT THE BANANA LIKE THIS AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND! Like, just imagine you grab a banana wanting to eat it, you peel it, then this motherfucker comes running by, stealing it, then stuffs his face with it and just sits there, laughing ang giggling as you just stare at him, like.... What the fuck man?

I ACTUALLY WANNA SEE SOMEONE DRAW THIS💗💗💗💗

[mrsfoone]

They should make a gender swapped Hamilton. I'd love to see a female George Washington.

[corimaps]

When I hyperfixate, I go hard. That shit will never leave me as long as I BREATHE. It is carved into my bones.

When they find my bones, they gonna see "EPIC: THE MUSICAL" "PERCY JACKSON" "MY LITTLE PONY" etc, carved on them.

[ghostthefox1997]

Funny thoughts on ruin if Vanessa was the one to make M.X.E.S. would that make her it's mom Im

Just imagining the M.X.E.S just calling Vanessa

"Mom there's this feral sassy lost child here turning off my security nodes"

[dragoonwish]

Daycare Vere

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

If you see me talking to myself, I'm having a staff meeting.

[omg-i-killed-kenny]

So, I like, have something funny to say.

So one time my dad was texting my mom a drawing I made with markers, and my mom's like "why's dipper's nose so red? It looks like he's cold" my dad says "or drunk" and my mom's like "(dad's name)!!!" My dad's like "he's been dipping in his grunkles stash!"

I haven't drawn this yet, but it would be appreciated it anyone made a small quick fanfic or a drawing by reblogging it, that would be funny!

[cloudydreamingart]

Shockwave has shitty handwriting and i refuse to believe otherwise

Like imagine he gives his notes to soundwave during a meeting and this happens.

Shockwave: Hands datapad to soundwave

Soundwave: proceeds to stare at what is basically just illegible scribbles in no direct order or coherent sentences for at least 2 minutes.

Soundwave: What the fuck am I looking at????

Like mans is too busy and distracted to write proper notes and only he can decode the literal cyphers that are “just some simple notes” according to him. And sometimes even he can’t understand the writing.

[zombie-eats-world]

Sanji sleep talks during a dream about a pasta circus and wakes up to find out Franky built the “cotton candy machine but it’s spaghetti” he’d described in his sleep talking.

Sanji is horrified.

[xneverleftx]

There's something I love about the idea of Stede calling Wee John a 'peacekeeper' when they first meet...

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