#foone

[the-haiku-bot]

saying this into

the mirror as the tears run

down both my faces

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I misread "impostor syndrome" as "ovipositor syndrome" which is very different

[itsapmseymour]

This is the greatest thing ever

[mrsfoone]

That's an oddly shaped fruit!

[russanogreenstripe]

Found a wild @foone in Card City Nights 2

[specialkindofidiot]

You know what, anyone got a link list of Foone lore?

[comic-sans-spotted]

I thought you might enjoy my exhibits (at the Vintage Computer Festival: West, in Mountain View, CA.)

I specifically picked Comic Sans for the banners, because for most people it's just a reasonable readable font, but for the kind of font nerds who hate it, it's a big SCREW YOU. It's the perfect troll: it only annoys the people who should be annoyed with it, and it's invisible to everyone else.

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

@foone why is this the only thing that popped into my head?

[ultravioletence]

New most transfemme way to read HDG just dropped. Prove me wrong.

[beanbotblogs]

[bynux]

Hey @foone I love your Death Generator.

(Note: I actually do not follow sports all that closely, so it's perfectly likely that Philly and/or Cleveland is kicking Pittsburgh's ass in a multitude of games.)

[kawaoneechan]

I can't rightly remember the last time I had a banger post without Foone getting involved and making the graph look like this

The only one I can find from the past year that hit four digits without that Foone punk being responsible was the COD Lobby post at 13,872 notes of which 5,795 were reblogs...

... because that's on maia arson crimew's rap sheet. That was not a fooneboost, but a bingleboost.

*hits "load more" until all 5,795 are shown*

Jesus Christ.

My second best is the Dashcon one that none of ny'all could be fucking normal about. 2,067 notes of which 758 reblogs.

And that did involve Foone.

Trust me, I made a spreadsheet.

I started from the #fooneboost tag, then got a third party involved to get a top ten for 2023.

As the Confidence post from December last year said, I am full of confidence issues and apparently being dependent on Foone to do any sort of numbers here is still not helping.

[funnier-when-objectum]

You're posting objectum thirst traps of things that are inside the building where I work.

Stop trying to get me fired for fucking the servers, mod brick!

i will not be held responsible for anything that happens as a result of my posts /silly

[mrsfoone]

My toxic romance reader trait: thinking "ugh. This is so unrealistic. They can't possibly be ready to get married yet. They've only been dating for like 6 months."

THEN I remember that @foone and I dated for 3 months before we decided to get married. Our wedding was one month later.

We've been quite happily married for 12 years and counting. It CAN happen in real life.

[bison2winquote]

Happy birthday! As a fellow lover of win quotes, are there any games you'd love to see in The Death Generator that I don't have yet?

Thanks for asking! How about Dragon Master? The font may be enormous, but it's all the funnier for it. Also Alien Challenge lose screen or the KOF 2002um win screen (a that game needs MORE winquotes). If you want a challenge, you could do a Capcom vs game like MSHvSF. If you wanted to try a newer game for once, maybe Melty Blood: Type Lumina.

PS: Don't forget Norimaro

[cyanideas]

Inspired by this post by tumblr user @foone

3D rendered in Daz Studio Postwork in PaintshopPro

[kung-fu-cutbug]

@foone continues to be a national treasure even outside of tumblr