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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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Two good friends

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It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

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angel and demon conscious but both of them egg meta knight on

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imagine dracula but hes a tiny little shrew

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In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Wicked Master Post Here

Sequel comic here.

And here he meets the Lion.

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why the hell would he do that

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jason from foxtrot is probably a girl right now

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Thinking back on it, it's crazy how quickly Western Liberals went from "Russia is bad because Putin is a hated dictator who rigs elections against the democratic wishes of the people" to "Russia is bad because Russians are all bloodthirsty orcs who love Putin and voted for him and personally support all of his policies especially the War."

Like the whole "Love the People Hate the Government" thing is usually just a fig leaf to cover general chauvinism towards any nation that strays from US imperial hegemony, but those people couldn't even maintain that. They were really just out here like:

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i dont know what to do ........ all day yesterday i was thinking that if trump wins i will fr ask for donations so i can leave safely . i dont live in a safe part of ukraine and if there will be big movement on the frontline the place where i am will be next . i cant imagine wanting anything more than for it to not go the way it will probably go now . i dont care , even the smallest amount will get me and my cat closer to leave this place

my buymeacoffee

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all drawings i did in this style in past several months

was there one which you liked and if yes - which one and why?

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MARVEL Cinematic Universe Tour Guide: Best places and sights to visit from all the Multiverse (Part 5)

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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things people have done to help me during a psychoses episode

i was on the buss and i hallucinated bugs crawling all over my hands, so my friend pulled my hoodie sleeves over them with permission and held my hands through the sleeves to "keep them off". they used the logic you would in a real bug situation.

i went nonverbal in a bad one in class, so my friend wrote me a note to give to the nurse since the teacher wouldn't let her go with me.

i often am very paranoid about the delusion that meat is actually rotten, so my dad will sometimes eat a bit of it before me

instead of telling me my delusions arent real, they help me through it using logic like it was real. they dont tell me that nothings going to hurt me in my sleep, they stay with me to keep me safe. then when it passes i can realize its not real

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