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i haven't played a single castlevania game, this is my general understanding of the lore

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- Lawrence Blood, Fatal Fury Special (SNK)

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I'm making progress with the Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories death generator

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I often namesearch reddit (because people keep posting my tumblr stuff there) and the top 5 reasons I get hits for "foone" are:

People making jokes about sporks and foons

People talking about their favorite Chinese restaurant's "beef chow foon".

Gooners who typo their main word, possibly due to typing one handedly?

People talking about the Aotearoan politician Meng Foon.

reddit OCR'd an uploaded image and searched all the text in it, finding the word "foone" or "foon". Unfortunately there was no text in the image, so it found gibberish. Sometimes gibberish is me.

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Every man, woman, and child on Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305 was D.B. Cooper.

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But today I was surprised. Go Fund Me deleted my account permanently.All donations will be returned to their owners. I was shocked and became severely depressed. After three months of suffering with you, my friends, GoFundMe deleted my account permanently.

I hope you, my dear friends, will help me spread what happened to me.

Please everyone help me spread my campaign and my new PayPal account. I hope everyone From everyone, help me as much as you can. You can donate to my PayPal account now and share it quickly. Please help as much as you can now. We now need every share and donation for my children.

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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW DEATH GENERATOR! With something between like two weeks and 6 years in the making, it's Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the GBA! (2004).

This one required SO MUCH FUCKING WORK. Like, I've partially disassembled the game, patched out dozens of functions to change how it renders, had to use two different emulators (including porting functionality from one to the other), and ran the game (automatically) approximately two thousand times. And then to name the characters, I had my lovely wife @mrsfoone do a spreadsheet that listed them all and matched 'em up with the 241 faces in this silly, silly game.

Even if you've not played the game, this is a fun one to play with: There's all kinda of Final Fantasy and Disney characters in here.

EDIT: forgot to add: If you enjoy the Death Generator and want to support me working on it, I've got both a ko-fi where you can tip me a couple dollars, and a patreon where you can set up a monthly donation. Thanks!

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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW DEATH GENERATOR! With something between like two weeks and 6 years in the making, it's Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the GBA! (2004).

This one required SO MUCH FUCKING WORK. Like, I've partially disassembled the game, patched out dozens of functions to change how it renders, had to use two different emulators (including porting functionality from one to the other), and ran the game (automatically) approximately two thousand times. And then to name the characters, I had my lovely wife @mrsfoone do a spreadsheet that listed them all and matched 'em up with the 241 faces in this silly, silly game.

Even if you've not played the game, this is a fun one to play with: There's all kinda of Final Fantasy and Disney characters in here.

EDIT: forgot to add: If you enjoy the Death Generator and want to support me working on it, I've got both a ko-fi where you can tip me a couple dollars, and a patreon where you can set up a monthly donation. Thanks!

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CRAP GORPS HAS COUSINS

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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

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more little lydias =]

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Webfishing on the 3DS! 🌐🎣😺

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bird emoji review

Apple: 2/10. why is he just a head? come ON Apple I know you can do better. Give the pidge a body, you cowards. Make him ROUND

Google: 10/10!!! this is everything I want in a small bird! I love him so much, I want to hold him in my hand

Samsung: 6/10. he kind of looks like he's made of plastic but this is a respectable little bird. a good friend

Microsoft: 7/10. this bird is weird, but I like him. making him a cardinal was a bold move and it paid off.

WhatsApp: 1/10. this is just Apple's bird but worse. stop decapitating your birds

Twitter: 7/10. his head is a bit large, but that's okay. he's creative! i like his energy

Facebook: 9/10! colors could be more vibrant, but this is a beautiful little Eastern Bluebird and I love him!

Microsoft Teams: 3/10. this is just the standard Microsoft bird, but less charming with weird gradients and unecessary animations. his eyes look dead

Skype: 3/10. for some reason I don't love this little guy. why are his eyes so wide. who hurt him

Toss Face: 8/10. yeah, he's just a blob. but some birds are just round blobs. it's true to reality and I appreciate that

OpenMoji: 3/10. i mean, it is, recognizably, a bird. but it looks like the logo for some trendy restaurant. it's a bird but not a Birb

Emojidex: 6/10. a little too highly detailed for an emoji. but I will always stan a cute cockatiel

Messenger: 5/10. why does he look so frazzled. who hurt this little friend

LG: 4/10. plastic. where's his personality?

HTC: 1/10!!!! why's it got LIPS? this "bird" needs to stop. this is not a bird. this is a clown with bird face paint. get your shit together, HTC

SoftBank: 7/10. a small dove!! a peaceful friend! not a fan of the black outline but I'll forgive it because this bird looks very polite

Docomo: 3/10. uninspiring. but it's still not as creepy as HTC's, so it wins out in my book

Mozilla: 1/10. a.) you copied Apple, you cowards, and b.) STOP. DECAPITATING. THE BIRDS

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👁️👄👁️ face rated by company

NOTE: the spacing between the emojis may be off; I had to arrange this in medibang paint

There are two axis that were considered: style/aesthetic, how unsettling it looks

APPLE:

Quite unsettling due to the detailed shading, but I dont like that the eyes arent symmetrical.  The mouth is pretty boring.

STYLE: 1/10

UNSETTLING: 5/10

GOOGLE

It reminds me of a hamster kind of?  If hamsters had really thick lips and human eyes.  Very much enjoying how low the eyes are compared to the mouth.

STYLE: 7/10

UNSETTLING: 9/10

MICROSOFT

This little dude is crazyyyyyyy They show up to your barbecue, eat your grill, and leave by tearing straight through your fence.  Chaotic.  The style is a little plain but the energy?  Impeccable.  I also enjoy the consistent color palette.

STYLE: 6.5/10

UNSETTLING: 9/10

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SAMSUNG

Look at that sweet little mouth.  This is the face of a little girl asking for bread at the market with the 2 small coins her mama gave her, earned by selling their slightly-below-average cows milk.  Im taking off some style points for asymmetrical eyes though.

STYLE: 8.5/10

UNSETTLING: 5.5/10

WHATSAPP

This is all over the place, its like its trying to cloak its identity by confusing everyone who looks at it.  The thiccalicious lips, the way the mouth and the eyes feel like theyre in 2 seperate styles… This is Something.

STYLE: 4/10

UNSETTLING: 4/10

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TWITTER

What a rascal!  The horrible goose of 👁️👄👁️  faces.  Uprooted my entire garden and dropped it into the lake.

STYLE: 8/10

UNSETTLING:10/10

FACEBOOK

Good god this is garish.  The mouth is nice but the eyes completely ruin it.

STYLE: 0/10

UNSETTLING: 2/10

JOYPIXELS

It works p well style-wise, and its decently unsettling.  But its kind of… underwhelming?  It lacks personality, except in the teeth.  I appreciate the teeth.

STYLE: 3/10

UNSETTLING: 5/10

OPENMOJI

I LOVE the thick lines and small mouth.  What a character!  I could stare right back at them forever.

STYLE: 9/10

UNSETTLING:10/10

EMOJIDEX

The impact of this one is rather undewhelming.  It’s like WhatsApp (cloaking its identity, thicc lips) but worse.

STYLE: 1.5/10

UNSETTLING: 2.5/10

LG

Eyeliner is too thick and uneven.  Scene kid fail.

STYLE: 1/10

UNSETTLING: 3/10

MOZILLA

A curious little fellow!  Look at those huge round peepers.  You could eat a whole spaghetti dinner off of them.

STYLE: 9.5/10

UNSETTLING:10/10

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