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i can definitely carry this on my own guys wait. wait. wait.
wait.
wait wait. wait. just hold on. wait. i've almost got it. wait .
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stuffed animal sentience is real and all around us u just have to open ur heart and ur mind and listen to the beautiful words your plushies have to say to you
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Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy (2004)
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not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing
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need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.
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Sorry I called you mommy as I came inside you it will happen again
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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason
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In the Furry World there's Tumblr discourse about if humans can use the word "boner".
I mean, they've got no baculum. It's basically stolen valor. Leave that word to like, raccoons and dogs and weasels and such.
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If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.
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Doing some research on a couple of specimens
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i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel
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In the Furry universe, the rest of Furry Earth uses metric and Furry America still measures short distances in paws.
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