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i conjured an everlasting microsun the size of a basketball in my living room to help my philodendrons but every year the sun seems to grow by 3 inches and get 0.25°F hotter does anyone have any solutions. Time is not necessarily a factor but it will be eventually

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college? like the fanfiction au?

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Me: This show is full of plot holes

My wife: Like what?

Me: Well if *I* were in that situation I wouldn't have been so mean

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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

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If you could actually separate the art from the artist, we'd have two awful things with George W. Bush's paintings.

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Hey y'all, wanna read a book I wrote?

Take a tour of the National Parks with an unreliable, possibly feral park ranger.

Kindle version available for $.99 or free through Kindle Unlimited.

https://amzn.to/3mBHRHC

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If my midlife crisis isn't something cool like living in an earthen den among the gnarled roots of an ancient sycamore I don't want it

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Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

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The social stigma against day drinking was created by vampires to make it easier to get people at night.

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none crust with divine geometry

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Professor X: What's your superpower?

"check it out"

*plugs USB cord into computer on first try*

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Top tier glub shitto sentence.

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The only time there's been a political mandate as the result of an election was when The Simpsons was kept on the air for 40 years