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Conspiracy theorists would be more fun if they had peer reviewed journals.

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hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

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Liberals need to stop hanging their hopes on Trump's incompetence. It sounds unlikely he can pull off deporting 20 million, but he already got rid of 1 million Americans when he was president the first time

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My goal on social media is not to get the most followers possible. It is to put on the best talent show this town's ever seen and save the youth center

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I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

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You can get it for Kindle if you wanna: https://amzn.to/3mBHRHC

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honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

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My signature sex move is to lean in, kiss your neck, and then take up arms against the upper classes giving no quarter to our oppressors.

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if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

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*sees most capitalist country that ever capitalisted*

"damn socialists”

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This was true until Count Chocula, who fucks without the need for logical syllogisms

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

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i think i could be trusted with The Book That Kills People from the classic manga series "No One Can Be Trusted With Power Of The Book That Kills People" imho

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The best cop shows all star a silly lil’ guy to distract you from the fact that cops are the worst

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Ah, that's why she's called Pinkie Pie

Our Little Pony

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Imagine a Star Trek type food replicator that lacks an internal library of approved outputs and instead uses a generative language model to figure out what you're asking for. People having to do Midjourney-style prompt crafting to get the meals they want out of it. Abusing the system by describing things that absolutely are not food in ways which circumvent the safeguards. Occasionally it produces something that tries to eat you back which it insists with perfect confidence is in fact a strawberry crumble.