#weird thoughts

[rwsdarw]

idk thinking abt maternity

[mixedupmojo]

Crack though but here goes

Tripitaka and reader get kidnapped by a some type of cat demon lion, tiger, leopard doesn’t matter. And on one hand reader knows that this is a demon that is most defiantly going to kill and eat them or potentially do something worse.

But on the other hand BIG KITTY.

Tripitaka is under the impression that they are absolutely scared out of their mind but in reality they are trying to suppress every cat lovers instinct with them and keep themselves from gushing over this demon and baby talking them while booping their nose and smooshing their cheeks.

It get even worse when reader see that they have got toe beans.

Eventually they crack and during the demons big monolog they stick their finder in his mouth. Naturally the demon gives them the what the hell look but before they can gather themselves reader starts cooing at them and petting their fur. Just when the demons about to lose it they hit that one spot under their chin that makes them turn to mush. So reader has a lapful of purring demon all the while tripitaka is watching on in abject horror.

Cue wukong and the gang breaking in to recuse tripitaka and reader only to find the aforementioned scene before them and wukong getting immediately jealous.

Later after the demon has been defeated and tripitaka has given reader a long lecture on judgment and basic survival instincts. Wukong grabs reader and all but demands a cuddle session. Keeping them on his lap while they give him chin scratches all the while teasing him about being jealous. ( I'm imagining this happening before they've officially gotten together as it just makes the above scenario even better, confused reader not understanding why wukong is acting this way but is happy to placate him all the same)

[tacxx]

Drawing dark sun in different art style's! (The first one will always be my favorite art style 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️😔💗)

again kinda too scared to tag lolz

[thatswhywelovegermany]

German is known for being able to create new words made up by combining existing words in order to express very special concepts. As a German, I tend to do this in other languages, too.

Coming to the point, out of nowhere, a new English word just popped up in my mind:

Doomerang

Something stupid that you have done in the past that will come to haunt you and doom your future later on in life.

[bolidebelle]

I had a weird thought.

I’ve seen a few people make comments about how weird the boys even had the band since they couldnt do tours really in the tree and wouldnt the noise and music draw in bergens?

Obviously the tree was huge by troll standards and they probably did tour “around the tree” but I’d also like to point out that as much as the cage kept them trapped, the cage wasn’t really built to keep them in. The gaps were huge. What kept them in was the fear of the bergens. The cage was probably more designed to keep the trolls safe from any bergen who thought they had the right to be happy more than once a year. Like a chicken coop is more about keeping out foxes and things.

But like, the thought I had was, the boys were supposedly some of the most happy trolls in the village, likely thought to be due to their musical success.

We know that chef said a happy troll is a tasty troll, and she had claimed poppy was the happiest. So why had, in years previous, the brozone boys never been targeted?

I think its because Chef knew? They made the tree happy. The other trolls happy. And if the trolls were happy they were good for cooking.

It didn’t make sense to have a literal baby in a boy band. Unless being in the band was safer.

What if thats why John Dory was so focused on perfection and keeping the fans happy? Because as long as the band kept people happy, the brothers were safe?

Anyway, thats the weird thought.

[celaenaeiln]

I recently found out that cats can stretch to 3 times their body length because they're so flexible and all I can see is a thug beating up a member of the batfamily and then feeling an ominous sensation at his back. He stops and turns around a little scared to find himself eyeline level to a stomach. He slowly starts craning his head up, up, up and looks up at the shadow darkened face of the tallest slenderman (wait weren't those supposed fake?!) he's ever seen.

The 12 foot tall man asks in the nicest but scariest voice the thug has ever heard, "what. are. you. doing."

The thug decides the best thing to do would be to not answer but it's not like he could anyway even if he wanted to because even sounds are willing to hide in his throat. The last thing he sees before his vision blacks out is a slender hand with bright blue fingerstripes reaching down.

At this point the batkids are just as scared as the thug because holy shit they've only heard rumors not seen it in action!

"...Dick?"

Dick just shrinks down to normal size and helps them up.

"How did you do that?!"

"Do what? oh. I just disconnected my shoulder blades. C'mon, let's go back and get you all patched up."

"You.....what?"

[candieduranium]

i wonder if there was anything in ancient times that was considered “cringe” and what it was

[k1himari]

I just had the most random thought in my head and it was Lilia looking up at you with flowers in his hand LOL 😂

That's legit what I saw in my head 💀

[brasskingfisher]

Now, we all know the Grim Squeaker (aka The Death of Rats) doesn't just deal with the souls of rats, but other rodents too (IIRC in Hogfather mice and hamsters are both mentioned as being part of his remit) but where does the line get drawn?

Does he deal with all rodents, or just those biologically close to rats? What about chinchillas, mink and capybaras (or the Discworld equivalent)? They're technically rodents too. Do they get met by the Death of Rats? Or just on the odd occasion? Say when Death takes a holiday.

[juli3ette]

Random Thought #4

Okay so this is an add on to the previous one—

if one were to have sex with Bo, would it be considered beastiality?

[aquavierra]

So, I have been thinking about this lately. If now TVA allowed every single branch to grow, wouldn't it be possible that millions of the branches are just smutty MCU pairings fanfictions?

[blueneko9314]

Just woke up from a dream that I don't really remember. I only remember one line which is "What do you mean, they bombed NASA‽‽‽"

I just realized I types up instead of you so I fixed it. Sorry

[tacxx]

Priest sun ☀️

I forgot to post this-...

Summary of au:

Sun is priest. Y/N broke in th church. Got caught. Bound together 👫

[rochallor9430]

somehow i dreamed of swanvert&duckjean,so

[sisterofmaedhros]

Parallels which mabey exist outside of my head

what happens when you take silvergifting (ship between Annatar (Sauron in elf form) and Celebrimbor) and put it in the context of our world around the year 1500???

You get Faust (from Goethes Faust, yk goethe??) and mephistopheles aka the devil!!!

Because of you think about it, it makes sooo much sense.

Sauron = Mephistopheles, both very charming and convincing, but with very evil motifs (even if sauron is a bit more the world domination kind of bad guy)

Celebrimbor = Faust, both really want to do something with their lives, hungry for more knowledge and/or skills to change the world

There are more parallels thank these, but my brain is mit smart enough to voice them, sorry...

Also if you ready Faust in that context, you can interpret so many things in certain scenes, its crazy!!