clingylittletortoise

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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Is it just me or just hottest thing anyone can do is when they respond to my sarcasm with even better sarcasm instead of getting offended ?

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She’s a handful. But so is her ass so it cancels out

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Girls creaming on cock is basically them marking their territory

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i hope my girl mutuals know i would hold their hand during the darkest of times

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i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

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Where do I want you to cum? To your senses motherfucker

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Boobs or butt

um? the whole girl

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when he gets you really horny and in such a deep subspace that you just want to answer “yes daddy” to everything he says without thinking about consequences? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

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Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.

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can I come over and annoy you?

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Omg you sick little freak, you're gross and weird (flirting)