#not literally that's just how intensely brain is braining

[sreabhadh]

I had thoughts, and I shared them with my darling, and they liked them so much my brain said 'okay now we HAVE to post this' so anyways-

Origin story for Green :3

Because when I saw this post my thought was

'And then Jazz won't be able to kill an animal/species he's killed before specifically because it looks cute and now that he can see better he can see how cute/adorable it is,' because-

"OH MY GOSH PROWL IT'S SO CUTE"

"Hm? Oh yeah didn't we hunt one of those like a week ago? I guess they didn't taste that bad-"

"NO!!!" *Clutches critter protectively*

"??"

"Don't eat it!!"

"...Sure I guess if you liked it that much, I didn't really care for it, you can eat it yourself if you want-"

"NO!!!"

"No, what??!"

"No eating it!! It's too cute to eat!!"

"....Jazz..."

"Look at its eyes Prowl!!"

"Jazz, it's FOOD-"

"LOOK AT THEM"

*long suffering sigh*

*holds the critter up to Prowl's face* *quietly but very intensely* "Look it in the eyes and tell me it's not too cute to eat Prowl"

*Jazz has the biggest and cutest eyes right now, Prowl cannot help but notice, though he pointedly does NOT say anything about that*

*groans* *head in palms* *opens eyes momentarily* *NOPE that was a MISTAKE Jazz is just too cute and his eyes too big* *another groan*

"Fine, very well- I won't eat it-"

Jazz: *lights up brighter than Prowl has seen in a while* "I can keep it?! :D"

*palm to forehead, Prowl HADN'T seen that coming, though honestly he should've- also at this point he just can't say no, Jazz's eyes are already WAY too big and he's SO happy and UGH-*

"Yes, fine, whatever-"

"REALLY?!! :D"

"I'm not taking care of it or making sure it doesn't get eaten by something, it's your responsibility, I'm not-"

"THANKS PROWLER!!!" *sweeps him up in a hug, gives him a big happy kiss on the cheek, hugs him again, and swims off to play with his new critter*

*Prowl, blushing, too flustered to say anything or move, just frozen flustered in place, brain not working*

And that's how they adopt Green :3

I also had thoughts for what critter Green would be- I was thinking a Moray Eel, since the green ones are nearly the same exact shade I've seen used for Green in the past

Green could help them hunt things down in the reef, maybe even help them track someone down. Would recognize them, and swim up to them whenever they visited the reef, all excited and trusting and cute, and then eventually Jazz and Prowl could settle in and make themselves a home on the reef and Green would move in too- could guard the house while they're gone, go hunting with them when they come back, cuddle with them when they're there- I can imagine Green giving Prowl (and Jazz but specifically Prowl) the BEST cuddles and Prowl would pretend not to care but get SO attached

Prowl would be like the dad that doesn't want a dog trope

Also I think Prowl would be the one to name it lol

Also-

"LOOK AT IT IT'S GOT THE CUTEST FACE"

"Jazz that is literally the ugliest critter I have ever seen"

*offended gasp* *clasps hands over the eel's 'ears'*

"How dare you!"

*sigh* "Jazz, it's literally-"

"Nope! It's adorable and you just hurt its feelings!"

"Jazz, it's-"

"Apologize!"

"...To the eel?"

"Yup!"

"Jazz, I'm not gonna-"

"You hurt its feelings Prowl! You called it ugly!"

*but it IS, objectively and obviously, plain as day ugly as- ugghh and plain as day Jazz is VERY attached, maybe what Jazz meant was that Prowl was actually hurting HIS feelings-*

Jazz: *opens wide his big doe eyes* "Pleeease, Prowler?"

*cuteness overload, plus a bit of guilt* *sigh*

"Fine"

Jazz: :3

*sigh* "I apologize for calling the eel ugly"

Jazz: *holds up the eel* "You have to apologize to the eel, Prowl"

*opens mouth to object, sees the look on Jazz's face, closes mouth*

*looks the EEL in the eyes* through gritted teeth* "I apologize for calling...you, ugly."

Jazz: "And?"

*more gritted teeth* "And clearly I was wrong and you are very cute." (It was not, it really was not, but if it made Jazz happy-)

It did. It did make Jazz happy. He grinned, flashing Prowl a row of pearly whites- Prowl's heart did a little somersault, which was NOT fair, he just got chewed out for calling an EEL ugly-

Jazz danced away, cooing and chittering gleefully with his pet, smile wide, spirits full-

Prowl: *quietly* "HE is cute"

Jazz: *who has much better hearing than Prowl realizes* "Naw I'm pretty sure it's a she."

Prowl: "What?"

Jazz: "The eel, you just called it a he."

Prowl: "Oh. Right. Of course. The eel."

(What did it say about Prowl's chances that Jazz thought an eel of all creatures was cute?)

(Were they better, or worse??)

First time hunting without sonar, they let everything escape because of their fascination at first (Prowl is just extremely confused)

CBHRDVJRDBJRCVDDCVHDXVHDXV MY BABIES

Prowl: Oh wow the sea grass has visible individual leaves....

Jazz, making 0.0 face: IT DOES. And look! Can you see the scales on this fish??

Prowl: I do!

Fish: silently praying for all known gods while two predators keep just poking it instead of attacking

(Both then proceeded to be absolutely useless and harass local wild life for the next two hours)

[dioslesbianwife]

Hi!! I hope you're well!! Can I request the jofoes reactions to reader coming up behind them and kissing the back of their necks💖💖🥴 (with p1 and p3 Dio pls).

Thank you!

sure! thank you for requesting and i hope u enjoy 🩷

Dio Brando (Part 1)

Immediate pause.

This man does not get surprised easily, yet here he is frozen.

Slowly turns his head to look at you over his shoulder. Eyes sharp, unreadable.

Then, a low chuckle. "My, my… bold, aren’t you?"

Grabs your wrist and pulls you in front of him, tilting your chin up.

"If you wanted my attention, you only had to ask."

DIO (Part 3)

Instant smirk.

"Hmph. That was a mistake, my dear."

Turns around immediately and cages you in.

"Do you think you can toy with me like that?" His voice is low, almost teasing.

Will get revenge. He grabs your chin and presses a slow kiss to your lips, just to one-up you.

You started this game. Now deal with it.

Kars

Doesn’t even flinch.

He just lets out a deep, amused hum.

"Hmm… You dare approach me from behind?"

Turns around at an agonizingly slow pace. His stare? Deadly intense.

"I suppose you are feeling brave today."

Absolutely takes control of the situation. Pins you against something and returns the favor but worse.

Wamuu

Shivers. His body reacts before his mind does.

Immediately tenses. It’s not out of dislike, he just wasn’t expecting it.

"What was that for?" His tone is more curious than upset.

When you tease him about it, he narrows his eyes but doesn’t stop you from doing it again.

If you keep it up, he will eventually return the favor. Maybe not with a kiss, but he will find a way.

Esidisi

Oh? Oh? OH?

This man is dramatic as hell. Expect an audible reaction.

"What a daring little thing you are!"

Immediately spins around and traps you in a hug. You are not escaping.

"Did you think I would let you get away with that?" 

Teases you relentlessly. Probably peppers your entire neck with kisses just to make you squirm.

Yoshikage Kira

Internally panicking.

He wants to act composed, but his brain short-circuits.

"Hoh… That was… unexpected."

Coughs into his fist. His ears? Bright pink.

Pretends he isn’t affected. But the next time you do it he subtly leans into it.

Gets attached to the feeling but would never admit it.

Diavolo

Immediately on edge.

This man is paranoid as hell, so he almost reacts violently until he realizes it’s you.

Deep exhale. "You shouldn’t do that."

But his low voice betrays him. He liked it.

Grabs your wrist before you can leave.

"…Do it again."

Doppio

Chokes on air.

"H-Hey???"

Face = bright red.

Hands fly to his neck. 

Spins around and stares at you, flustered beyond belief.

If you tease him, he’ll get defensive.

If you do it again, he literally melts. Like, his brain stops working.

Enrico Pucci

Sharp inhale.

Body tenses completely. You can feel it.

"What… do you think you’re doing?"

Glares at you- but he’s also trying to hide his reaction.

If you try to play it off, he narrows his eyes.

"I expect an explanation." (But he doesn’t actually stop you from doing it again.)

Funny Valentine

Visibly pauses.

Then a slow, deep chuckle.

"How unexpected… and yet…"

Turns around and gazes at you intensely. His hand cups your cheek.

"If you insist on playing these games, I might as well indulge you…"

He kisses the corner of your lips, just to tease you back.

Diego Brando

Immediate sharp inhale.

He tenses, but only for a second.

Then, he smirks.

"Oh? Feeling affectionate today?"

Turns around and leans in dangerously close. "If you wanted my attention, you could’ve just asked."

He absolutely retaliates. Pulls you into his lap and runs his lips over your throat just to get even.

Tooru

Smug little shit.

"Oh? What’s this?"

Turns around with the raised brows. He is absolutely loving this.

"I didn’t know you were so bold."

Immediately kisses your forehead like it’s some kind of trade-off.

You just fueled his ego. He will now expect you to do this all the time.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Why does Christmas shopping feel so high-stakes?

Like what if I buy my friend something she doesn't love and she kills me or something?

[jade-of-mourning]

sorry sometimes i think about mako and my heart hurts so much. this kid raised himself and his brother on the streets in homelessness and utter poverty from eight through fifteen, promptly after seeing the violent death of his mother and father. he turned to the triple threats because they couldn't survive as a pair of wretched kids without any adult support, and the environment forced him to turn into the exact character that killed his parents in a terrible twist of irony. and after sheer-fucking-luck hits and they aren't homeless anymore, their livelihood wavers on the outcome of what's a literally game to everyone but them; and after things are finally starting to look up and their team is going places and things just might be okay, his gradually stabilizing world unceremoniously expands and everything goes to shit.

and the city that chewed him up and spat him back out, ruined him as a child and took away his ability to stay afloat in a true sense of normalcy as an adult — when it's on the verge of destruction and falling to pieces before his eyes, he gives himself to save it with the full expectation to die. he went from the kid who didn't and couldn't care about anything outside of himself and his brother, to finding redemption for his younger self in his police work despite its injustice against him, to willingly sacrificing himself to a world that had never loved him.

he's a desperate people pleaser, socially and emotionally stunted for the adult he had to be as a kid, unable to navigate interpersonal relationships easily yet still trying his damned hardest. he's intensely and entirely devoted to the things that matter to him and for so long it was only him, bolin, and ensuring their survival — yet by the end, that devotion has expanded to protecting the rest of the world. he starts out entirely self-reliant and ends in trusting the people he cares about to know their own needs, to be able to take care of themselves, to be okay without him despite having spent so much of his life defined by his role in others' well-being.

just. what the fuck i'm such a big fan of this fictional guy and i'm unashamed about it at this point. also let him cry please (if you won't i'll do it i'll let him cry)

[synthshenanigans]

i didnt say it properly before but god you dont know how happy i am that [synth shenanigans] made a return like dude i put that as my name for a reason like DUDE it came BACK after so fuckin LONG MAN

funky banger synths my beloved....

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Extremely rudimentary, blurry, and completely without scale concept art for Omega Butthole that does not Bother Me:

A. Vestibule. Becomes elastic like a vagina during heats and labour, and self-lubricates during heats. Generally it operates like a normal butthole (ie lube recommended for recreational activities).

B. Babychute

C. Poopchute

Dotted line 1: some sort of sphincter or flap that remains sealed except during heats, menstruation, and labour

Dotted line 2: some sort of sphincter or flap that remains sealed during heats, menstruation, and labour

In the days leading up to a heat, a period, or a birth the omega's metabolism changes. They largely lose their appetites and what food they do consume is used by the body at almost 100% efficiency, so that Not Pooping for several days is Fine.

Heat cycles are approximately quarterly, so it's not like omegas are caught in a four week cycle where for two of those weeks they don't eat.

These omegas also have a fully functional and fertile dick and balls, making them prized for their ability to provide heirs every which way. While I suppose that makes them some kind of fantasy intersex, I wanted to emphasize the Fantasy Anatomy a bit because sometimes intersex omegas in fic are just like??? Is the A/B/O setup actually contributing anything here? Okay they're intersex! that's cool! but what makes them an omega? And my answer to that question is apparently: railroad switch in the butt.

[keferon]

“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!

Ahahahahahahah here I go again

Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed

I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk

Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~

[synthetic-rust]

What they don’t tell you about autism is that it feels like you’re simultaneously one step outside of reality yet two steps too far into it at all times

[5hrignold]

i literaly regret not getting bugb plush so bad Actual life lesson experience. from me to you don’t EVER let yourself be like Ohh meh ill live without it NO if a thing you are or HAVE been super duper ultra into is releasing something limited. GET THAT. bwcausw that’s how i felt about that thing because my brain must’ve been going through like a bugb cleanse or something after being obsessed with it for like 3/4 months BUT NOW I REMEMVERED HOW MUCH I LOVE IT AND IM SO MAD AT MYSELF FROM DECEMBER LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITJ YOUUAAAAAAA

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

one thing abt being disabled/chronically ill that some people don’t get is that sometimes body maintenance that ensures you have the absolute minimum amount of function can also be something that takes away a lot of control and autonomy. you can argue till the cows come home that making those decisions to try and help yourself (or realistically to try to make sure things aren’t worse than they already are) is something that exhibits control and autonomy and stuff, but they can be so limiting in practice because they’re things that take up so much time but have to be done to do anything else

[snixx]

do u not love me anymore 😞

no im just back in college:')

[skinnypaleangryperson]

I don't know if it's just me, but are they gradually dumbing down Rick's character for the sake of keeping the show popular?

I got extreme Peter Griffin vibes from this episode, and I feel like in general he's a lot less sharp and cool gritty and witty and "unconventional" the way that he was the first couple of seasons. He wasn't an easy character to "swallow" in a lot of ways so to speak, and I feel like he's gradually getting dumber, more cloudy around the edges, less sharp and more conventional and shallow with a lot of the things that he says. He feels extremely typical sometimes this season-like more of the character that people would watch because the character doesn't challenge their headspace in any kind of way, and is someone that encourages their complacent drunk dead personality.

The character used to say things that was really unpopular, or at the very least would occasionally say things that would make people uncomfortable (just things like "if you know how you're going to die because of how boring your life is then you're not even alive" and just things that challenged at the boring drunk complacent status quo that most American sitcom characters are), was an extreme breath of fresh air in terms of how sharp he was and how he wasn't afraid to challenge everything even if it was just in a TV show character kind of way, and it's one of the things that stuck out about me about him the most, especially as someone who is mentally ill and feels detached from most of American culture.

I might just be in a bad mood, but I genuinely feel like Rick feels less sharp and "unconventional"and is starting to feel increasingly more dumb, dopey and easy to swallow as a character.

I still love him and I always will, and sometimes I find it endearing, but this episode in particular felt like he was just being a dumb genuine and boring drunk (really just in terms of the scene with Beth, but considering that the episodes are only about 22 minutes, there isn't a lot of elbow room to work with, especially considering most of this episode was summer screen time).

The only reason why I care so much is because of Rick is one of the very few characters I've ever been genuinely connected with, so I'm just worried that Rick as a character is going down to gradual slippery slope of just becoming an American extremely overly dumbed it down product. The show was so gritty and real and raw and a lot of ways for the first three to four seasons and kept that touch up to season 6, but this season just feels like they're gradually going into "American Dad" type feeling territory, and I'm vaguely worried a little bit about my connection to the show. Especially as someone that does not connect to things easily or ever at all really. And partially because everything is so dumbed down and doesn't seem to have any and genuine philosophy behind it except of being another brainless thing for people to consume to pass the time.

[takemetodragonstone]

there’s nothing like a phobia-induced panic attack to really wake you up in the morning

[scrawlingskribbles]

I am Once Again questioning the ethics behind Carol nicknaming her child "peanut" when said child is in fact allergic to peanuts x'3c

[skitskatdacat63]

I can't stop thinking about Dune....

[non-un-topo]

At the crossroads between wondering if it's worth it to basically completely rewrite all my WIPs or just take a break from writing for the rest of the summer