#wamuu x reader

[byakuyacoochie]

Size Matters - Jojo's x Reader

Summary: You "guess" the wrong condom size.

Characters: Anasui, Joseph, Bruno, Wamuu, Josuke, Caesar

A/n: I decided it would be good to try a prompt kinda fic that I see all the talented girlies do but I fear I did not eat with this one.

[bebegi]

Oh, dilute me, gentle angel˚ ༘♡ ⋆

𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 - 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ♡

genre: random daily texts | modern au | reader x wamuu, rai mamezuku, diavolo & diego brando

warnings: none!!

notes: my throat has healed completely and i feel soooo much better !! hopefully the bebegi propaganda can go on undisrupted 💋‼️

notes: divider by roseraris ♡

© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated ♡

[dioslesbianwife]

Here are some jojo villains headcannons for receiving gifts on their birthdays!

You’ve somehow found out the birthdays of every villain in the house (except the Pillar Men because their age is…hard to tell) and make a big deal out of celebrating them. Whether they love or hate it depends on the villain.

How You Find Their Birthdays:

Kira’s Journal: You snuck into Kira’s room and borrowed his neatly organized personal planner, which he kept for his old life. Naturally, this included his birthday.

“Kira, I know your birthday’s coming up! Do you like cake or pie better?”

“…How do you know that?”

Pucci’s Notes: You peeked in one of Pucci’s journals during one of his long monologues and found a note about his birthday in the margins. He now keeps all his writings locked up.

Dio’s Ranting: Dio casually mentioned his birthday during one of his speeches. Later you ask for the exact date. You immediately jotted it down.

Doppio/Diavolo’s Documents: You’d have to have hacked into Diavolo’s personal records because he would never divulge that information. Diavolo is still trying to figure out how you did it.

Valentine’s Records: You grilled Valentine over dinner about his “human side,” pretending to be fascinated by his patriotism. He gave that sob story about his dad and the handkerchief.

Reactions:

Dio Gift: A custom mirror engraved with “To the world’s most perfect being.” You even add a few rhinestones because you know how much Dio loves to sparkle lol.

Reaction: Dio basks in the attention. Deep down, he loves the gift, though he’ll never admit it.

“Hmm. You’re an odd creature, but this is… acceptable.”

Kira Yoshikage Gift: A pristine pair of leather gloves and a bouquet of roses to match his aesthetic. You also bake him a hand-shaped cake. He’s horrified.

Reaction: Kira begrudgingly accepts the gloves (because they are high quality) but refuses to acknowledge the cake. He spends the entire day avoiding you.• “I don’t know how you know my birthday, but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t.”

Diavolo Gift: A limited-edition Italian silk scarf in his favorite shade of crimson.

Reaction: Diavolo is suspicious, thinking you’re trying to gain leverage over him. He eventually accepts the gift when Doppio convinces him it’s harmless.

“Tread carefully. I don’t trust your motives.”

Doppio Gift: A pink rotary phone because it matches his vibe.

Reaction: Doppio adores it and spends hours pretending to make calls with it. Diavolo later destroys the phone out of sheer annoyance.

“You’re the best!”

Pucci Gift: A first-edition copy of a rare theological text you found.

Reaction: Pucci is conflicted. On one hand, he appreciates the gift. On the other, he’s uncomfortable with how much effort you put into finding out his birthday.

“Your persistence is… unsettling.” He keeps the book locked in his room.

Funny Valentine Gift: A custom pocket watch with an engraving of the American flag on the front and his initials inside.

Reaction: Valentine is both touched and suspicious. He accepts the gift with a stiff nod and politely thanks you. He later examines it for tracking devices (just in case).

“Your thoughtfulness is appreciated. However, I will not tolerate any schemes.”

Pillar Men: They are spared from your birthday obsession because you couldn’t possibly figure out their birthdays. This doesn’t stop you from giving them gifts anyway.

Kars: Gets a gemstone-encrusted hairbrush because his hair is so gorgeous. He throws it at you.

Esidisi: Receives a set of scented candles because you thought they’d calm him down. He cries tears of rage.

Wamuu: Gets a polished silver armband. He accepts it graciously and bows, earning him the title of your favorite.

The Aftermath: Most of the villains are deeply unnerved by your stalkerlike knowledge of their birthdays, but your gifts are always so perfectly tailored that they can’t bring themselves to refuse.

You celebrate with so much enthusiasm that even the grumpiest villains (like Kira and Diavolo) eventually start tolerating you, though none of them will ever admit they secretly look forward to their birthdays now.

[lady-of-endless]

do u have any nsfw hc’s of wamuu?🥺

Wamuu x reader headcanons (NSFW)

Author's Note: This request satisfied my old fascination with Wamuu, thank you for the nostalgia. Hope you'll enjoy it!

- Being a warrior and having Kars and Eisidisi as masters, is not easy. All of his ancient life, he had to train rigorously, follow orders, and just fight. His dedication was towards this and only this for a very long time. He has neglected fantasies because of it and he knows it but never that would be a problem.

- He does not understand the outfits humans wear nowadays. However, he won't say a thing about such a superficial aspect. However, if one day you decide to wear something similar to his outfit to get a reaction from him, suddenly this aspect makes him go through interesting emotions. Note, if you wear something blue, cobalt blue, he'll be speechless. It's his favorite color after all.

- He knows that he's different from Eisidisi and Kars but that gets obvious to you when you see him get so careful with you in bed. He takes pride in his size and stature but not now, when he's with you and you look as fragile as porcelain. He goes slow at the start, painfully slow for him, for your sake.

- His love language is mainly words of affirmation and that goes into the bedroom as well. Praise and encouragement are abundant in the bedroom.

- He is definitely a soft dom who would never try the role of someone below. Wamuu wants to take care of you and your needs but he expects you to behave accordingly.

- Whenever he gets turned on, because he wants to look like he's keeping his composure, the only way to let you know about his needs is by looking at you intensely while subtly playing with the ring from his lower lip.

- He always thought he was into degradation, humiliation, and roughness, especially with a human, but turns out he's not. One look at you and how your eyes shine with excitement as you look up at him and he knows he's unable to do such a cruel thing to you.

- However, he might be into corruption and brat-taming. Corruption as in getting you to do something against your principles. He is getting such a dangerous surge of power seeing you submit to him and his requests. Brat taming comes as a revelation after you decide to tease him, provoke him all day long and all he wants to do is to punish you for it.

- Because he used to live hundreds of thousands of years ago, he doesn't fully grasp the concept of aftercare. But without asking, after those intense moments, he likes to lay in bed next to you, wrap you up, and keep you warm as he opens up about his past. Unfortunately, this big warrior will fall asleep fast but do it while having you in his arms.

- Will never accept you to leave marks on him and vice versa. Why? Because he does not want his masters to know that he has finally given in. Not because he might look weak, he knows his worth, but because he does not want to share anything that's going on between you and him behind closed doors. However, Kars will know everything.

- His enhanced stamina, ability and senses are some things you should prepare for. He does not hurt you intentionally but it's hard for him to contain himself when it comes to claiming you.

- More vocal than you expected. No, he doesn't moan, whimper, or whisper phrases. He growls, grunts, and gets unintentionally aggressive. All because of trying so hard to hold back.

- Regarding kinks, you will have to open his eyes to this whole concept. He is curious but judgemental of some. That is until he tries them out because he will try them all out with you. He discovers that his favorites are dominant, primal (hunter), rigger, experimentalist, and voyeur.

[marsipaniscool]

*manifests out of a flaming hearth* Hello friend I have come to ask you for something— Can I pretty please have some headcanons on the pillarmen getting their backs scratched. You got my brain juices flowing, and I thought this would be a fun idea lol

YEASSSSSSSSSS OFC U CAN!!!! i am SO sorry this took so long😭😭 BUT HERE U GO ML MWAHHHHHH XX

under the cut !!

Kars is ALLLL about deep pressure stimulation and scented oils. He, like Wamuu, prefers not to have his back scratched from behind, one of those Old World habits. Stand to the side or in front of him and reach around, he only allows someone at his back if it’s someone he trusts dearly/one of his vamps he knows won’t pull any fuck shit. Prefers attention to be put on his upper back and shoulders. He only allows it when his schedule is completely clear, he gets really into it and expects a full body pampering to follow it.

Esidisi LOVES physical affection in general, but back rubs are his shit. Famous worldwide for stroking Kars’ back while he sips wine and watches Wamuu/some vamps throw down. Esidisi isn’t allowed to touch the wine tho, Kars likes it chilled. He’s very much a physical affection giver, if he ever receives he’s immediately returning it tenfold. Also famous worldwide for going up to those he trusts and pouting that he “just can’t reach this spot on his back” and that “you HAAAAAVE to help me, I just can’t reach” (yes he can he just wants attention.) When he’s in these attention seeking moods, he expects to be lavished with attention for as long as he sees fit.

Wamuu…. tries? He really really tries to enjoy back scratches, but it can only be from Kars, Esidisi, or someone he trusts 100%. He used to allow Santana but he’s unsure now (he doesn’t think his brother likes, or even loves him, anymore.) He doesn’t think about Santana much tbh, he had his moment when his brother was left behind, but after centering himself, he buried those thoughts. His reflex makes it hard for anyone to get at his back, which is a double edged sword for him. If the light is hitting Wham wrong, even reaching up to pat at his shoulder will leave him throwing whoever was unlucky enough to trigger it. HE FEELS BAD ABOUT IT. HE WOULD REALLY LIKE BACK RUBS WITHOUT BEING ANXIOUS ABOUT HURTING WHOEVER IS GIVING HIM LOVE. He heavily prefers head pats/rubs, and touching foreheads for these reasons. It makes him feel so good, he’s very used to verbal praise but physical praise is uncharted territory for him. Poor baby is used to sweet words and harsh fists from his Masters.

Santana is very touch avoidant, but anyone he would let give him back rubs would have to put their whole arm into it tbh. Light touches set his nerves on fire and leaves him twitching at contact. It would take a lot for him to even let anyone touch him without him either hurting/killing them on the spot, or staring blankly and walking away (he will remember this interaction. you are in danger.) However, once someone gets their hands on him, it’s game over. He relaxes and lays down, expecting the cat treatment. Assuming it’s a human giving him this affection, this would be when he would scoop (see: kidnap) the person up and take them with him wherever he goes. He needs back scratches and pets ON DEMAND.

[vixensmart]

Y/N: I could take the Pillar Men.

Caesar: You can't fight the Pillar Men!

Y/N:...

Caesar: You meant in a fight, right? Please tell me you meant in a fight.

[nastymensimp]

fanfic ideas that have been bouncing around in my pea brain

if any of these have been done please let me know

Spoilers for JJBA

Being the sister of kars. Wamuu with his devotion to Kars holds it just as much to you, willing to do as you command. His adoration for you is different from how you adore him, wishing for more to bloom from your encounters

Dating Keicho before his death, being a little family with the nijimuras. After the incident Okuyasu worries you wont stick around since its just him. Basically just some angty comfort for my son

Being in a relationship with Avdol, who planned to propose after the battle with Dio. After the encounter with Vanilla Ice Polnareff comes out to hand you a set of rings and tell you the news

Reader forcing a character( I have to many in mind) to match cosplays with them

Moving into a house by the Aqua teens and having to deal with all their shit

Being like a guardian to Meatwad( Ik he is like 40 idc hes a kid in my mind)

[thepenguinweeb]

HeyyyyyyaaaAHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHH. Thank you for responding to my blatant begging for a Wamuu matchup.

Personality: I'm a very calm, patient person, and I try at all costs to not become angry or frustrated easily. I really just hate the feeling of being angry or frustrated, and I try to be sensitive and gentle with people instead of blunt or too forward. I can come off as quiet, even shy, but warm up to people quickly and will talk and or listen to someone for hours. I generally am very attentive and supportive of the people I care for, and one of my biggest dreams is to be married one day, though I don't want children. I think a downside of my personality is that I can be a little insecure, and the second I feel unwanted by someone in any way I close myself off completely and become cold, even if I really liked them. I also have a tendency to become very absorbed/intense about whatever thing I'm currently obsessed with. I consider myself very intelligent, especially in the traditional/academic sense, but am not as worldly or as experienced as I'd wish to be, since I've had a somewhat sheltered life in a small town.

I tend to stay in the background in social situations, wether I want to or not, and have always had many, but loose friends that I always kind end up drifting away from, and not many close relationships with anybody besides my family. I don't find it difficult to make friends, it actually comes very naturally to me, but I always seem to stay in that school/work friend dynamic, and never can really break that barrier into really being a close friend.

Hobbies: I am a huge classic literature fan, and read constantly, especially anything from the 1700's or 1800's, though I also particularly love Shakespeare, Jane Austen and the Brönte sisters. I'd say I always love a good story, no matter what medium it is in.

I also really love to bake, though I'm not much of a cook. But I love just baking some cookies or something with an old disney movie on in the background. I love horror movies, unless they're gory, and I read a ton of comics, especially the original runs of characters like Thor or Ironman by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

And I love love love to shop, at malls, thrift stores or antique stores, and especially bookstores, where I always spend too much money.

Looks: As for looks I'd say I'd be considered generally attractive, and have a very feminine look. I have very long, curly brown hair, brown eyes, and I'm narcissistically proud of my lips. I am also incredibly proud of my hair, and tend to it very diligently lol. I tend to dress in a casual but chic style, and always accessorize with jewelry, and wear lots of greens and browns.

[ ♡ Wamuu matchup for @undercover-monsterlover <3 ]

[ ♡ Notes: so happy to make more jjba content rahh!! Wamuu's my fav pillarman actually idc what anyone says. Alsoo go check out the lovely requester, they're a writer too and I think they deserve more recognition!! ]

First of all - Wamuu would really appreciate your calm personality. He himself isn't a very loud person (or.. Pillar Man) most of the time, so I think he'd actually prefer someone who's similar. You're quiet, and he likes that.

ON THAT NOTE, he absolutely adores if you cheer him on when he's fighting someone. He likes people cheering for him in general - but if that's you, it's as if he becomes better at things. More focused, more skilled. If anyone asked, he'd say you're his 'good luck charm'.

He's totally fine with you not wanting children. I don't imagine he'd be the type to want any, either. However, since he knows how big of a dream it is for you to get married, he would go all out on a proposal/wedding. Like, he buys you the most expensive ring he can (or, alternatively, steals it), makes sure everyone treats you well when the big day eventually comes, and chooses a spot he knows you love for your honeymoon.

I think he'd find your intelligence to be a very attractive trait. He equates it with nobility, and I imagine that was how you 'proved your worth' in his eyes. He doesn't say it out loud, but he loves when you teach him new things, especially concerning the modern age.. because, let's be honest, his old ass needs to learn a LOT about that.

He's lived a pretty sheltered life in his own way - I mean, basically the only people he has a good relationship with are Kars and Esidisi. So, he wouldn't mind at all that you don't have many close friends. Hey, he might consider that a bonus - after all, that means he gets to spend more time with you, right?

He loves when you talk about literature with him. He might be a brute who loves fighting, but I think he'd appreciate a good book every once in a while. If he sees you really getting into a specific book/comic, he might ask to borrow and read it, just so he could connect with you better trough it. Might flex that he's met some of the classic authors (I don't think that lines up with the timeline but it's funny, so).

Wamuu isn't exactly a movie guy. He doesn't understand why humans enjoy it so much, but for you, he makes an exception and sits down occasionally to watch one - even if only to see your face light up when you start talking about it in the end.

He likes to accompany you on your shopping trips. It's very rare that he buys a single thing for himself, but I think he'd be the type to buy something for you if he catches you eyeing it a little too much. He especially enjoys going to antique shops.

The man loves your hair, and he loves how proud you are of it. He will offer to brush it for you, if you let him, of course. He takes great care of it and tries to be as careful as possible.. though, it isn't always easy. Since he's fond of jewelry himself, he has no problem spending money to buy you some every other week. He loves to see you wear the jewelry he'd gotten for you. He will also offer to share his, even though they're a little too big for you.

Bonus: surprise smau muhahaha (it's not good but i tried 😭)

[aifanfictions]

write a story about (y/n) being the captive of the Pillar Men and while she is there, at their hide out, she started getting closer to Wamuu. One evening, Wamuu brings (y/n) an mp3 and she shows him what its used for and how to use it and then she plays some classical music and teaches Wamuu how to dance

Dancing Hearts

Deep within the heart of their hidden sanctuary, (Y/N) found herself captive of the Pillar Men—ancient, powerful beings whose presence was as intimidating as it was mesmerizing. Initially, the situation had been dire, with the Pillar Men's intentions veiled in mystery. But as the days passed, something unexpected happened—(Y/N) began to forge an unlikely connection with one of them, Wamuu.

Wamuu, one of the Pillar Men, was as fierce as he was noble. His strength was unmatched, but there was a depth to his character that (Y/N) couldn't ignore. The more they interacted, the more they realized they shared a mutual respect for each other's qualities, and an unspoken bond of friendship began to form.

One evening, as the crimson hues of the setting sun bathed their hideout in a warm, golden light, Wamuu approached (Y/N) with an item he had found during one of their skirmishes—a small, rectangular device with buttons and a screen.

"(Y/N)," Wamuu rumbled, his voice a mixture of curiosity and confusion, "I have found this artifact. It seems to be called an 'mp3.' What purpose does it serve?"

(Y/N) examined the device and smiled warmly. "Wamuu, this is an mp3 player. It's used to listen to music. Here, let me show you how it works."

With a gentle touch, (Y/N) activated the device and navigated its functions, selecting a classical piece that she had stored on it. The music began to play, filling the air with a harmonious melody.

Wamuu watched in fascination as the sounds enveloped them. The classical piece, with its intricate orchestration, seemed to resonate with his soul, awakening a profound curiosity about the world of music.

"(Y/N), what is this wonderful sound?" he inquired, his eyes fixed on the device.

"This is classical music," (Y/N) explained. "It's a genre that's been cherished by humans for centuries. The combination of different instruments creates beautiful and complex harmonies."

As the music flowed around them, (Y/N) couldn't help but feel the transformative power of music. She glanced at Wamuu, who appeared captivated by the music's nuances.

"Would you like to learn how to dance to classical music, Wamuu?" (Y/N) suggested, her tone gentle and inviting.

Wamuu hesitated for a moment, his imposing stature giving way to a sense of vulnerability. "I have never danced before," he admitted.

(Y/N) smiled reassuringly. "It's never too late to learn, and dancing can be a beautiful way to express yourself. Let me show you."

With grace and poise, (Y/N) extended her hand to Wamuu, who took it with a mixture of curiosity and trepidation. She guided him through the basic steps of a waltz, teaching him how to move in time with the music.

As they danced to the elegant rhythm of the classical piece, Wamuu's apprehension melted away. His movements became more fluid, and he began to embrace the dance with a newfound sense of joy and freedom.

Their dance continued, a dance of two unlikely companions brought together by the beauty of music. The sun had set, and the chamber was illuminated by the soft glow of the mp3 player's screen and the delicate harmony of their movements.

The world outside may have been filled with danger and uncertainty, but within that moment, the music and the dance brought a sense of peace and connection to (Y/N) and Wamuu. Their bond had deepened in ways that neither of them could have foreseen, transcending the boundaries of captivity and forging a friendship that defied the odds.

As the final notes of the classical piece played, (Y/N) and Wamuu shared a contented smile. In the heart of their hidden sanctuary, amidst the whispers of ancient legends and the looming presence of the Pillar Men, an unlikely friendship had blossomed. It was a melody of understanding, a dance of the soul, and a testament to the transformative power of music and connection.

Days turned into weeks, and the connection between (Y/N) and Wamuu continued to grow. They spent their evenings exploring the world of music, delving into the rich history of classical compositions. Each piece became an opportunity for them to connect on a deeper level, sharing their thoughts and emotions as they listened.

The hideout, once a place of captivity, had transformed into a haven where the two could be themselves. Wamuu, who had once been an imposing warrior, revealed a gentle and contemplative side. He spoke of the intricacies of battle, the value of honor, and the ancient history of the Pillar Men. (Y/N), in turn, shared stories of the human world, from art and literature to the simple pleasures of everyday life.

One evening, as they sat in a softly lit chamber, (Y/N) played a particularly moving piece—a symphony that stirred the depths of the soul. Wamuu listened with rapt attention, his eyes reflecting the emotions that swelled within him.

"(Y/N)," Wamuu said in a hushed voice, "this music is unlike anything I have ever experienced. It stirs something within me, something I cannot fully comprehend."

(Y/N) smiled. "Music has a way of reaching deep into our hearts and evoking emotions we may not even be aware of. It's a universal language that transcends boundaries."

Wamuu nodded, his gaze fixed on the mp3 player's screen. "I never imagined that I would find such beauty and solace in music. It has opened a new world to me."

As the days went by, their evenings of music and dance continued, each moment bringing them closer. Wamuu learned to appreciate the subtle nuances of classical compositions and even began to express his own thoughts about the melodies. (Y/N) was impressed by his keen observations and his growing passion for music.

One evening, (Y/N) introduced Wamuu to a different form of dance—a traditional human dance that expressed joy and celebration. Wamuu, who had mastered the art of battle, found himself challenged in a different way. With patience and determination, he learned the intricate steps and the rhythm of the dance.

They practiced together, laughing at their mistakes and sharing in the joy of their progress. The once-formidable warrior and the captive human had become dance partners, their connection transcending captivity.

As the weeks turned into months, something beautiful and unexpected had taken root in the hearts of (Y/N) and Wamuu. Their friendship had evolved into a profound bond, a connection that defied the boundaries of their circumstances. In one another, they had found solace, understanding, and a shared love for the world of music and dance.

One evening, as they danced to a lively tune, their steps perfectly synchronized, Wamuu spoke softly. "I never thought I would find a friend in this world, (Y/N). You have shown me the beauty of music and dance, but more importantly, you have shown me the beauty of the human heart."

(Y/N) smiled warmly, her heart filled with gratitude. "Wamuu, you have shown me that even in the most unexpected of places, true friendship can bloom. You are not the creature I once feared, but a kind and honorable soul."

Their dance continued, a testament to the transformative power of music, friendship, and the resilience of the human spirit. In the heart of their sanctuary, they had discovered a unique connection that transcended their differences and brought light into the darkest of places.

As they danced on, their laughter and the melodies of the mp3 player filled the chamber, a reminder that even in captivity, the human spirit could find moments of joy and connection. It was a melody of unlikely friendship, a dance of two souls who had defied the odds and found solace in each other's company.

And in the heart of their sanctuary, amidst the ancient legends and the presence of the Pillar Men, the bond between (Y/N) and Wamuu continued to flourish, proving that even in the most unlikely of circumstances, friendship and the power of music could transcend all.

NOTE! This story was generated by OpenAI

[zyettemoon1800]

headcanon, the reader takes the pillarmens to Oceanarium!!!

Kars

He is not a fan of it at first because he thinks that all animals should be left alone and the only time you should take an animal out of its habit is when you are about to eat it.

However, when you saw that the animals are being cared for and "look" peaceful enough he did calm down. He especially loved the dolphins.

Because he enjoys it so much, he does donate a lot of money and has become one of their favorite customers. He also has a dolphin named after him.

Esidisi

He loves going to the oceanarium with you. Just like Kars he also volunteers whenever needed.

Since he is a pillarmen, he is able to hold his breath for a long period of time so most of the time he is in the tanks cleaning or playing with the animals.

People also really enjoy seeing when in the tanks because he is funny.

Wamuu

He likes to go with you to see all kinds of fish.

He finds it interesting that even the small fish has the defense strong to make a big shark stay away from it.

Santana

You took him once and never again.

Not even an hour of being there you lost him and couldn't find him.

After you walked around for a while, you saw everyone was gathered around a certain part of the oceanarium . When you walked over, you couldn't be your eyes. There was Santana in there with the fishes trying to spear one.

[joujouyn]

Can you please write a Yandere pillar men x Fem reader fic?

YOOHOO GUESS WHO😍😍

Your prayers have been answered dear YNs for WE ARE BACK💗💗💗🥰🥰🥰 I know all of you were counting down the days till another cuntwrenching story and we are finally here to deliver pookies🥺🥺

This one is dedicated to this lovely YN🌸 hope we did your vision justice🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗💕💕🫘

Pt. 1 Yandere!Pillar Men x Fem!Reader

Kars and Wamuu are included in this one🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍🌹🌹🌹

TW‼️: mentions of stalking😈😈, farts, cocaine?, STEAMY🔥🔥🔥🥵

KARS

WAMUU

[bebegi]

OOPS! ೃ⁀➷ BATTLE TENDENCY

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭! 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦!

genre: accidental confession | modern au | reader x esidisi, kars, wamū, santana, caesar.

warnings: a little mature language !

PART I– PART II – PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII – PART VIII – PART IX

notes: another post !? hope you all had a great day, ily all<3

© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated ♡

[dioslesbianwife]

Saw a tiktok of jojo villains being forced to sit through one of pucci’s sermons, so here are some headcannons for how I think that’d go lol.

Pucci’s Mandatory Sermon

It began with a loud, authoritative knock on every door.

“This is a house announcement,” Pucci’s voice boomed. “All of you are required to gather in the living room at 8:00 a.m. sharp for a sermon. Attendance is mandatory.”

Groans echoed through the house. Dio, lounging on his velvet couch, perked up at the announcement, a rare smile crossing his lips. “Ah, enlightenment through scripture. Finally, someone in this house understands culture and devotion.”

“I’m not going,” Kira muttered, rolling over in his immaculately clean bed. But, much to his dismay, Pucci stood outside his door, knocking incessantly until Kira begrudgingly complied.

By 8:00 a.m., the entire house was gathered in the living room. Pucci had set up an impromptu altar with a white cloth, a cross, and several lit candles. He stood at the front, Bible in hand, glowing with a mixture of zeal and authority.

“Thank you all for coming,” Pucci began, his voice soft but commanding. “Today, we discuss the nature of forgiveness, redemption, and understanding the Lord’s will.”

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• Dio

Dio leaned back in his chair, looking completely at ease. He rested his chin on his hand, his eyes sparkling with interest. “Take your time, Pucci,” he purred. “Your words are a balm to the soul. Truly, this house needs your guidance.”

Pucci looked flattered but kept his composure.

• Kira

Kira sat with his arms crossed, glaring daggers at the clock on the wall. “I’m a man of quiet, private devotion,” he hissed. “Why do I need to sit through this… performance?”

He may or may not get up and leave.

• Diavolo

Diavolo scowled from his spot, arms crossed. “This is ridiculous, yet here I am, subjected to this nonsense.”

He’ll probably relinquish control to Doppio to get out of the situation.

• Doppio

Doppio nodded enthusiastically at everything Pucci said, his hands clasped as if in prayer. “Yes, Father Pucci! That makes so much sense!” he said, although it’s clear from his vacant expression that he hadn’t absorbed a word.

• Funny Valentine

Valentine was the surprise star attendee. He sat upright, nodding thoughtfully as Pucci spoke. “Forgiveness is the cornerstone of a great nation,” he mused aloud. “This sermon is a testament to the strength of moral fiber.”

• The Pillar Men

The Pillar Men looked completely lost. Wamuu furrowed his brow. “Who is this… ‘God’ he keeps mentioning?” he whispered to Kars.

“A being humans seem to revere, despite never having seen it,” Kars replied, stroking his chin thoughtfully. “A curious concept, but irrelevant to us.”

“Then why are we here?” Esidisi asked, looking irritated.

“To observe,” Kars replied, although his tone suggested he’d rather be anywhere else.

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Pucci’s sermon stretched on for hours. By the third hour, Kira had discreetly plugged his ears. Diavolo had long since let Doppio take the wheel, muttering something about needing to “preserve his sanity.”

Dio, ever the loyal supporter, still looked engaged, occasionally interjecting with affirmations like, “Beautifully said, Pucci,” and “Yes, the Lord’s light truly shines through you.”

Pucci was still somewhat pleased by the outcome, happy to leave an impression.

[soupbabe]

can i request rohan, anasui, and whamuu with an male reader who's super into vulture culture and taxidermy. reader primarily shoves affection through biting (shoulders and forearms mostly), trusting them around and even gifting them parts of his extensive bone collection, and creating bone jewelery or day to day use items like pencil holders even lamps for them from reperpoused bird skulls and such.

JoJo Characters with a Taxidermist! Male! Reader

Featuring: Wamuu, Rohan Kishibe, Narciso Anasui

Warning: mentions of animal death, title is very self explanatory

Narciso Anasui

- Oh you're the love of his life

- He's intense, his affection can be morbid. But having a man who understands him, who embraces the macabre and is willing to gift him presents made of bone?

- Oh you're basically soulmates!!

- He holds everything you make from him dear. You'll never see him take off the jewelry. Literally will keep it on, no matter what. He loves to fidgit with the necklaces, he loves feeling the bone around his finger

- I can see him wanting to return the favor. With his interest in taking things apart and reconstructing them, he finds a genuine interest in taking apart some roadkill and reconstructing the skeleton just for you!!

- Oh and Anasui talks all the time about how his darling husband should make the wedding rings. What's more romantic than a homemade gift?

Rohan Kishibe

- Yeah I'm sorry it was so hard for him to understand your interests

- Like when first meeting you, he's definitely called you weird and psychotic for picking up animal bones from the side of the road, but he can't deny he's interested

- He's a guy that licked a spider he definitely carries a lot of morbid curiosities

- If you make him a gift, he's so impressed

- There's an unexpected craftsmanship that goes into your pencil holders, it's hard for him to deny talent when he sees it

- I do think Rohan has a no biting rule, you do genuinely scare him with that. Sorry.

Wamuu

- While it's hard to beat Anasui's enthusiasm, I do think Wamuu comes in 2nd place as your biggest supporter

- But also consider this massive bonus for having a pillarman partner: your biting and mauling is nothing. It doesn't hurt. Maybe it tickles at most.

- He finds it odd that you bite in an affectionate setting, it's something he's never done a human do before. However I do think he can allow himself to soften up and not get too weirded out by it

- And oh your gifts leave him speechless!! Just like Rohan he praises fine artistry when he sees it

- Thinking about him giving you a bone necklace in return, though don't count on it belonging to an animal

[genesiswrld]

the kars x reader tag is so fucking dry, like damn! I swear I’ve scrolled through the same three fics like 80 billion times. Gonna have to provide myself content but I’m too much of a wuss to share my writing so ig there’s no winning🤷🏽‍♀️

[illubean]

OMG SORRY FOR NOT SPECIFYING😭😭 I MEANT LIKE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER

JJBA Men W/ an Avatar!S/o

Characters: Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Wamuu, Risotto Nero Type: Headcanons, Gn!Reader

ALL GOOD LMAOO also i lwky didn't know how to write kars ghiaccio or diavolo/doppio for this AND I COMPLETELY MISSED THE FEM READER PART OF YOUR REQ IM SO SORRY

Warnings: none?

Jonathan Joestar

thinks it's just a very powerful manifestation of hamon and doesn't question you further

it's relatively new to him so he doesn't doubt hamon can manifest itself in the elements

no matter how strong you are he still has strong instincts to be the one to protect to you

he doesn't want you to so much as lift a finger against anyone; he's got it don't worry your pretty little head

very gentlemanly and treats you like royalty simply because he thinks you deserve it, not because he underestimates you

he's amazed if he is ever able to see you in action

he also finds it very noble of you to use your powers to try and maintain balance in the world, even though he doesn't understand how a single person could do that

he likes to stand watch if you are ever to journey to the spirit world, making sure your body is safe and unbothered

Joseph Joestar

very confused on how you're able to control the elements in the first place

what kind of fancy hamon is this!?

he's seen weirder things on his adventures so he chooses not to dwell on it too much

probably asks you to use your bending for silly things, like party tricks or to play pranks on Caesar

this guy is always picking on you (lovingly) and never learns his lesson no matter how many times you use your bending to retaliate

you blew him across the room? he's getting right back up and trotting back towards you

you drench him with water? well now he's gonna grab you and get you wet too

if you can heal with your water bending he will always come to you for assistance, no matter how large or small his injury is

Jotaro Kujo

confused as to why he can't see your stand

even when you explain to him that it's bending and you have to master all the elements because its your destiny or whatever his brain is like "hm. glorified stand"

don't try to convince him of a difference, he won't get it

he's seen Avdol use Magicians Red a handful of times but he finds your fire bending to be even more impressive

asks you to use your bending for a light sometimes

your earth bending was SO useful during the fight against Wheel of Fortune

it was perfect for both offense and defense

he already acknowledges you as a strong individual but if you can BLOOD BEND?

very very impressed (maybe a little frightened but he wouldn't be caught dead admitting that)

he's a little embarrassed if you use your water bending to heal him, turning away to hide the little blush on his face from how close you are

Wamuu

you're one of the few humans he holds respect for (well...if you're human)

you are a strong fighter and take your efforts seriously

you guys are completely different; you keeping balance and him being an accomplice to world domination

but he still holds an odd kind of admiration for you

if he is to ever see you fight, especially in the avatar state, he'd think your strength could be on par or even more than him and the other pillar men

Risotto Nero

he doesn't question how you got your abilities

he could care less about your bending tbh, he's encountered many odd stand users and someone who can control the elements is probably one of the more normal abilities he's come across

though he doesn't outwardly express it, he really cares for you and is concerned about you if you are ever to fight anyone or get hurt

he would never forgive ANYONE who hurts you

and he also wouldn't forgive himself if he let you get hurt so he tries to keep you as far away from his italian mob craziness as much as possible

even if you are very strong and capable of handling things yourself he still tries his very best to protect you