#wamuu

[el-meant]

There's a lot of people that fall in love with the pillar men because they're big and powerful. If I were to be wed off to a pillar man, I'd wanna marry...

Wamuu!

He's so big and strong, yet I get the feeling he'd be cuddly and attentive to my needs and wants. He'd cuddle with me when I wanna sleep and he'd hoist me onto his shoulders when I wanna play. And he'd defend me with his life. He's so big and strong, I'd feel so safe in his arms. Not to mention, he's such a pretty boy 🥰🥰

Wamuu my love, how I wish you could hold me.

[alien-bottle]

Can't you take him seriously?!

Og

[pkuinn]

concept idea: the pillar men have pointy ears like vampires (i’m obsessed with giving dio pointy ears and the disease is spreading)

if this flops, i want my 8 hours back

[bal0neysandwich]

i had a fever three weeks ago. original under the cut

[funnyfishfart]

[smorhe]

havent been drawing much but heres wamuu

[qshlyns]

lethal face card

old dead trend BUT WHATEVER!!! i had this idea for a while and i missed part 2

i loved drawing this zestfest tho the pillermen are my absolute guilty pleasure

[edgy-senju]

Pillar siblings have a snack🫶

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Lesson for all pillarfolk out there raising warriors. Don't spoil your kids!

And yes, Esidisi made that bunny for Wamuu... her name is Stitches

[dioslesbianwife]

Jofoes on vacation :333

The villains have decided (or rather, been forced by the all-powerful writer, yours truly) to go on a vacation together to ‘bond’ and take a break from the afterlife house chaos. Naturally, they can’t agree on a single destination, so they end up going to a luxury resort that supposedly has something for everyone.

Choosing the Destination:

Dio insists on somewhere exotic and opulent-  a private beach resort. Kars agrees, wanting to explore the beauty of nature, while Wamuu just wants space to train. Esidisi wants somewhere hot and sunny.

Kira would prefer a quiet, historical town where he can relax and avoid people. Diavolo doesn’t care as long as it’s not crowded. Tooru suggests a trendy city, just to mess with everyone’s ideas. Valentine wants somewhere with political significance, but no one listens to him.

Doppio thinks a theme park sounds fun, but Diavolo shuts that idea down. Pucci wants a religious site.

Eventually everybody settles on a beach resort, since there will be space for almost all their ideas.

Arrival and First Impressions:

They have one large suite with several rooms. Naturally, Dio claims the master bedroom without question. Kars takes the second best and will share it with Esidisi Wamuu and Santana, while Diavolo is quick to secure a private room for himself and Doppio. The rest have to negotiate.

Valentine refuses to share a room with anyone, so he ends up on the pullout couch. Kira sneaks into the smallest, quietest room, while Tooru somehow convinces Pucci to let him have his room by talking about his supposed back problems. So Pucci ends up sharing with Dio.

How They Spend Their Vacation:

Dio lounges by the pool, showing off and critiquing the resort’s drink selection. He refuses to go to the beach unless it’s a private section.

Kars spends his time exploring the local flora and fauna, declaring everything inferior to his ancient homeland. Wamuu trains relentlessly, while Esidisi joins local cooking classes out of curiosity.

Diavolo tries to find secluded spots to relax, while Doppio wants to check out the arcade and souvenir shops. Tooru blends into the crowds, charming staff members for extra service.

Pucci tries to keep them organized, occasionally meditating on the balcony. Kira avoids social areas, preferring to read or take quiet walks.

Valentine somehow ends up at a historical tour, quietly judging the inaccuracies.

The Cramped Suite:

Tension rises by the second night. Kars complains about the limited amenities, Wamuu accidentally breaks a chair while stretching, and Dio scolds everyone for being too loud.

Doppio makes instant noodles for dinner despite the luxury buffet, and Kira makes everyone keep their luggage organized. Tooru intentionally leaves his stuff scattered just to annoy him.

Valentine tries to start a game night for bonding, but no one wants to play. Pucci finally convinces them to join in, leading to heated arguments over card games.

Dio bans anyone from using “his private bathroom” after someone (likely Esidisi) left towels on the floor. Kars insists they need a better system for room sharing, but no one listens.

Final Thoughts:

By the end of the trip, they’re all half-glad to return to the house. Valentine insists they’ve bonded, while Diavolo contemplates never leaving the house again. Dio complains about the lack of luxury but secretly enjoyed the attention he got from some of the hotel staff. Wamuu leaves the resort stronger, Esidisi with a collection of hot sauces, and Kira with a newfound appreciation for sand-free environments. Tooru just posts vague social media updates about his “amazing trip.”

Back home, they immediately start arguing about who made the vacation the most miserable.

[el-meant]

Being both submissive but also a bit dominant is tough. I can't tell if I wanna date Wamuu or Doppio more :(

On the one hand, big strong man to hold me close and coddle me

On the other hand, cute lil guy for me to pamper and coddle myself :(

Oh how to choose?

[alien-bottle]

Pillar babies

[sherytan]

[kots-kots]

I MADE A JOJO AU WITH PART 2 AND PART 4 LOLLL

BASICALLY..

This is a Pillar Men survives AU/Redeemed Pillar Men AU so they’re very much alive

I was thinking maybe somehow the Aja was destroyed and Kars was like.. “guys we gotta fix it” (they find out about Josuke through the speedwagon foundation)

ORRRR

SANTANA SIGHTING IN JAPAN??? WE MUST FIND HIM

and so sometime after (or during?) the events of DIU they go to Japan

meanwhile Santana somehow enrolls into the same school as da Duwang Gang bcuz he wanted to learn more abt humanity or something along the lines of that…

and this may be the most random pair to exist but i think he’d be friends with Mikitaka

THINK ABOUT IT

NON HUMAN… ALLERGIC TO SEEMINGLY NORMAL THINGS… body horror???

much of this AU is kinda for shits and giggles so like even I don’t know too much abt it yet LOL

pt 2

pt 3

pt 4

pt 5

pt 6

pt 7

pt 8

pt 9

pt 10

[goatpaste]

I heart my stupid idiot bugaboos

[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]

[gekoonyte]

Bro is full of joy and passion