#chatter

[sodypap]

so i made a playlist

[hyrude]

man i love reddit i love that a response to the question "how do you deal with off leash dogs when you take your cat for walks?" can be "never go anywhere without a knife, not even your own yard, it's legal to kill dogs" and it will have 17 upvotes

[bonni]

one of my favorite gags is when a character in a shounen inexplicably draws in an over-the-top shoujo art style

[themetalhiro]

People are still reblogging this and scaring the shit out of other users lmao, SORRY!

TO BE CLEAR boa’s tits would be like 100% more rendered if this was actually AI

Good news !

After much work feeding all of my previous comics, as well as thousands of posts from r/memepiece into the most recent version of MidJourney, I was able to produce this absolute banger in SECONDS! From the script all the way to the illustrations. I am very excited for this technology and its capabilities, and can’t wait to deliver you one piece comics DAILY !

[stellerssong]

🍓🍄🌿 (picked the last one to continue with the plant/natural world theme honestly)

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?

the need to have in hand the stories i’d been wanting to read my entire life finally hit critical mass and overturned the debilitating social anxiety/OCD magical thinking that told me i would be pelted with eggs and rotten fruit for daring to inflict my thoughts (and thots) upon other residents of the internet. only took 25 years, folks! prior to this i was simply trying to cram all of my nascent fanned fiction into the tags field of random posts on tumblr dot edu, which i’m sure was not annoying AT ALL for anyone making the posts that came under my fire.

now obviously i do not have that problem and i tag things normally.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

eurydice hadestown is very handy with quick mental math and its applications, i.e. calculating tips, making change, emergency budgeting, guesstimating prices, etc. orpheus hadestown can subdivide ONLY in the context of musical time signatures and only ever passed a math class beyond algebra 2 because he has big sad eyes and his teachers felt bad that he was clearly trying really hard. this is perpetually baffling to eurydice, who is just like "if you tip 15% it’s 10% of the bill plus half of that, so you just move the decimal up a place and then divide that number by two and then add them and—" and orpheus is like no no that’s already too many steps. and she’s like well what do you just not tip your barista because it’s too many steps? asshole? and he’s like of course not! i always tip two dollars. and she’s like on a four dollar coffee? that’s a 50% tip?? and he’s like well no that one was $4.38, see, it’s just easier to not have to do the math. and she’s like [screams]

for orpheus’ part, he can diagram chord progressions to an extent that causes eurydice to lapse into a defensive coma, but of course that has no practical applications.

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity

no, YOU give ME some advice on writer’s block and low creativity!!!

i dunno, man, all the stuff that works for me is stuff that’s been said more eloquently elsewhere. if you’ve written one sentence that’s a sentence that didn’t exist before and therefore you have increased the thing. the time will pass anyway so you may as well pass it making something. sometimes you just need to look at another project, another fandom, another creative hobby, a tree, instead of your current project. you’re allowed to just think about it if thinking about it is all you have the heart to do. it’s easy to mistake the plateau before leveling up for stagnation, and it’s easy to mistake the upward climb for rotting and crumbling into dust.

you’re always improving. every day you wake up and see with your eyes and hear with your ears and think about the world around you, you’re banking sense-impressions and test-running dialog and feeling emotions that might one day find their way into a project. and this too is writing, in its way.

ask meme

[saturno-ah]

[enfranchisement]

hello?

[userpironi]

kendrick killing drake… eagles killing the chiefs…. god bless tonight and god bless america

[fralexion]

If I'm remembering my Donkey Kong Lore™ correctly, Cranky Kong is the one who fought Mario in the arcade games. The only thing that would make this funnier is if it's him who does the Mario fights. Or if you just see them fighting in the background occasionally.

(I'm also just realizing how funny it is that Mario hasn't aged a day but his archrival is a wizened old man with a beard and a cane

How crazy would it be if they brought villain Mario back?

It'd have to be a misunderstanding or mind control sorta thing, but imagine.

Imagine slapping the shit outta Mario as DK in a 3D platformer.

[3-xenomorph-gfs]

absolutely killing me how the end of transformers one is basically meg and op battling for who got served the divorce papers worse. d-16's like "you betrayed me so hard that i can't even save you this time, i'm going to rebuild our civilization without you even though i wouldn't even be at this point if you weren't there. i killed you and i will wear that horror forever now, no matter how many layers of cold hard unrewarding armor i gild it with. i can't believe you did this to me. drop dead." and in retort orion became robot jesus

[hyrude]

volunteering is so awesome sometimes u get to use a power washer. and people THANK you

[bonni]

imagine if it isn't him and we've all just been cyberstalking some random italian guy who's already having the worst day of his life

[hyrude]

it's shameful how long i had to look to find an article covering this story that gives more information besides saying "37 undocumented workers were arrested wednesday." cascadia news and the AP were the only sources i found that include any journalism whatsoever beyond the police report.

37 people were illegally detained in Bellingham, Washington for the ‘crime’ of speaking Spanish. This is so fucking inhumane and cruel

[eliotbaum]

Would people be interested

in (Konstantin-centered) logs or deep dives of our Curse of Strahd sessions?

for those interested in what’s going on in our campaign and some more glimpses into my lad’s Barovian life! We’re mid-game now but perhaps I could do a write-up of The Story So Far.

I’d probably post it for free on Patreon and/or make a sideblog.

[roseslights]

this was just something I drew to send to a friend but thought was funni