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do any of you guys fall in the category of nyc ppl who have seen sleep no more multiple times and if so can you just tell me about every experience youve ever had? i think it’s my favorite piece of art ive ever seen and i think about it all the time and as special as my one viewing was i feel very wistful that ill never see it again
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under my presidency you can rest assured that pants that look normal until you go to try them on and they actually have a bunch of invisible buttons instead of a zipper will be outlawed. and anyone who manufactures them will be shot in the street
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i loooove it when i do something bad and then get punished right away so i don’t have to worry about when the punishment will come. i prefer the punishment to actually come in between me deciding to do the bad thing and me waiting for the temporary pleasure of the bad thing to occur because then the bad thing is more of a neutral thing i can guiltlessly enjoy
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me to my fellow survivors around a campfire in an irradiated wasteland: so then mac says dennis didn’t even NOTICE that he switched up the mac and cheese, and h
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almost holiday time!! i used my hanukkah stickers in my weeks planner and did a little decoration in advance. it's snowing today, i'm making matzo ball soup, and it's feeling cozy. u can get hanukkah and christmas stickers in my etsy store here!!: https://hamotzi.etsy.com
i definitely can't guarantee they'll arrive for the holidays since they're next week but the good thing is that they're good every year!! i'll also sometimes decorate my planner even a week late too lol
#OMGGGGG THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!!#the hanukkah ones are like the cutest thing i've ever seen. buying immediately as gifts
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not saying mortis ghost shouldn't get his bag with the officially licensed merch but it is Mind Boggling that they're selling off for nintendo switch for $35 when the game has been free for 15 years. that's like selling dandelions in a plastic case. it's like bottled water
#thank you so much that none of the merch is cute enough for me to b (sees the hat) no....#ohhhhh fuck that is swagadocious
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companion to this poll! feel free to add which book it is in the tags :)
also plays etc and translations count (I'm not expecting people to only include it if they read the ancient greek or something!)
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All of my hikes and outdoor adventures from 2024 in one video! Featuring 77 miles of hiking through Utah's National Parks, backpacking in the Enchantments, hiking up to glaciers on Mt. Baker, and sightings of humpback whales, desert bighorns, mule deer, and salmon.
Song: Wake Up - Arcade Fire
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It’s The Smuppet Show [teaser trailer]
coming soon - a new feature-length Homestuck fan film from Naked Bee and friends
#homestuck#merry christmas to ME#i've been thinking about theater of coolty for what feels like my entire life#so every update about this has newly ignited my soul. congratulations to everyone on completing it!!!#i can't wait to settle in and watch
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#society if i knew what this was about and had access to the required social media platform to learn#off
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white noise fans when they don't realize their pure relaxing vibes thunderstorm sounds 10 hours playlist is on shuffle and it kicks over from "heavy thunderstorm" to "thunderstorm at sea": ugh i hate this one
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Me if I was a confused wedding officiant: I now pronounce you huh?sband and why?fe
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me responding to clients’ voicemails via email
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you see people describing themselves as "loving food" or "loving music" and you scoff because who doesn't? and then it turns out there's people who genuinely do live in silence with a mayonnaise sandwich for every meal. world is so vast
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