#no one bothers to correct him

[arkangelo-7]

I absolutely love the idea of Bruce Wayne picking up slang from his kids, because all I can imagine is him in a Justice League meeting, listening to Wonder Woman recount her latest adventure, and totally deadpanning, “Yas Queen, slay”

[swordmaid]

thinking about how the bear pit is rlly an amalgamation of brienne’s insecurities and fears - everyone laughing at her (the whole spectacle), making a mockery of her gender and appearance (the pink dress), making a mockery of her physical prowess (wooden sword) then jaime coming down there to protect her and take her away from all of that. that whole ordeal being so significant that in her nightmares she’s hoping and calling for jaime to save her and take her away, and the fact that she even remembers the sound of jaime’s boots hitting the sand when he jumped down the pit for her im so ill

[angelfic]

my favourite activity is reading thoughts about the marauders from non brits because 99% of the time theyre just completely wrong. u can’t understand british boys until you’ve gone to school with british boys (derogatory)

[homunculus-argument]

When it comes to things you saw on the internet 10 years ago and still think about sometimes, I recall seeing someone on reddit who described his dog's bark-alarm as the dog going "YO THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR N...A", and while I understand how dialects and vernacular work, I still find it somewhat hilarious that this guy internally gave n-word privileges to his dog. But then again I have to remind myself how often I internally translate the defiant look the neighbour's terrier gives me as "try me, faggot."

[arctic-bookclub]

i was trying to think of what connection q!phil, q!charlie and q!quackity (and i guess elquackity) have because of the tickets today and i started to think about how q!phil has had bad relations with both q!quackity and q!charlie because they both have tried to kill chayanne, and then i remembered how charlie killed tilin so he had bad relations with q, and so on and so forth and then. a realization hit

q!charlie, q!quackity, elquackity and q!phil have all intentionally tried to kill an egg before. and i believe they are the only islanders to do so? (please correct me if i’m wrong on this)

like they’ve had either plans to kill an egg or multiple eggs (quackity, elquackity, charlie), intentionally killed an egg (charlie (killed chayanne but it didn’t count in the end)) or actually tried to kill an egg (charlie, phil, elquackity)

most people on the island have never intentionally tried or planned to kill any of the eggs except these four (again please correct me if i’m wrong) and with the latest post by quackity, during the november 4th event the tickets will lead to whatever the purgatory on the qsmp is right? which is connected to the eggs right? well how fitting the three special tickets to purgatory are assigned to the only people who have such a history with the eggs, don’t you think

[sidetongue]

in love with my little crew

[the-girl-with-too-many-ideas]

Does anyone else get the feeling that at their core, all of mxtx's works are about cycles of abuses.

[cuteniaarts]

Wine stains on porcelain

(Alternatively: @katkastrofa and I have created 5 OCs in 3 days and I suffer from chronic “I wanna draw the little guysssssss” disease)

[lokh]

Would Laios start calling Shuro bu his actual name Toshiro if he found out he was getting it wrong the whole time

That kinda autism overcorrecting

i dont think its overcorrecting in this instance 😭 i WANT to say that he would.... but by the end of the manga/post-canon theres no way he doesnt know his actual name right. and yet hes still calling him shuro....

[pajama-han]

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[robotsafari]

was trying to see if i could outclass a triple-a unreal engine game in the whimsy department (i think i did.)

[dbphantom]

H20

did you mean: twenty hydrogens: just add hydrogen

we are going to have

[niuxita21]

tfw when you and your bestie being mistaken for a couple is just a regular Tuesday night 

[skitskatdacat63]

This being Wikipedia's picture of Jenson for the 2009 season is insane, every time I open the page, I'm like "my god Jenson please, put your tits away 🫣" ALSO ALSO IM CRYING, I checked the pic's descrip and it's literally: "A very fit Jense", so true!!!

[designernishiki]

aight im just gonna say it. some folks really gotta stop treating nishikiryu like they’re actually related and considering anyone who’s so much as Okay with them as a pairing of being incest apologists. like. that’s a legitimately fucked up and serious thing to accuse someone of just because of your view of two factually unrelated fictional characters.

[arlo-venn]

I’ll get better photos later, but Ottie got a funny haircut at the groomer so we have more time to solidify a new home-grooming routine to accommodate for her sudden addition of full body fluff, so we don’t end up with a big mat again :) This will be easier for our adventuring too cos it’s hard to not get her hair in her favorite harness, which weakens the strength of the Velcro, and causes her to get free. She’s easy to catch but we live VERY close to a VERY busy road so I am VERY nervous about her getting loose. Maybe now I won’t need to put her in two harnesses 😅