#my parents say dumb shit like this

[kissingarthurclaus]

WATCHED A FEW EPISODES OF THE 2016 PPG REBOOT...........

[butchlifeguard]

i mean i think we have to break up before christmas or so which is gonna be really embarrassing but its gonna avert the mutual emotional devastation that would be happening in early may

[scarlettcryptid]

i feel so silly being anxious about my ENT appointment at 930 🥴

[itsalwaysdark]

anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day

[flowers-and-pollen]

Me: ah yes listening to music n' having fun :)

barbie&ken by kate gill: SNEAK ATTACK

My heart: D`:

[fragglerockopinions]

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[paranormeow7]

“transmascs can’t make breakcore or jungle that’s transfem music” no it’s not it’s black music actually and anyone can make it. look up the jungle and techno genres origins in the reggae and hip hop scene it’s very cool and interesting

[rasairui]

Instagram won't let me post a selfie with a heart monitor????

[saintsarefake]

tiktok and tumblr stop stalking the ex victim of a stalker to send him photos of his stalker and re-traumatize him challenge

[emdotcom]

I am going to snip a wire in the stupid fucking kareoke machine they gave to this toddler. Fuck you for letting her on that shit at any hour.

[via-val]

izuku speaks english because as a child he got obsessed with all might and was all like "i need to understand english so i can go live in the usa and follow his trajectory!!!"

katsuki speaks english for the exact same reason, but when asked he just spouts some shit like "im a fucking genius of course i know english you dipshit"

shouto speaks english because he was subjected to highly restrictive academic standards and had unhealthy expectations put on him from a young age

the three of them get into an argument about it and shouto is like "you two were cringe on the internet at fourteen. i had to be a polyglot under pain of death. we are not the same"

[surprise-bone-theivery]

Every time someone tells me to give my mom some grace I'm halving the amount of grace I give her, which is already VERY low

[kinky-asexual]

*lays on the floor*

[snobgoblin]

btw telling a grown ass adult they look/act like a child is not the compliment u think it is

[medicinemane]

Actually there is one thing I may legit start doing once I have my social anxiety a bit better tamped down on is when someone's telling me how their kid's just kind of a bum who doesn't have a job and hangs out in their room all day (why the fuck are you telling a stranger, once it was a nurse telling me this stuff and it's like... that's real messed up you're badmouthing your kid to a patient)

I think I'm gonna try and hit them with a "sounds to me like they may be depressed" (cause... it does)

Gonna take some work to feel like dealing with this stuff, but... I think I need to start basically trying to sound sympathetic to the parent, while also reframing it as "it sure sounds like they're struggling and could really use some support right now"

Cause once again... that is literally what it sounds like to me

You fools, you've got no idea you're talking to a fucking worthless loser. I will always go to bat for the isolated fuck up who can't get a job, cause that's just me. Don't bad mouth your kid to someone that's got more in common with you kid than with you, I know what it feels like to be in that situation, I'll always go to bat for them and think you're being a cry baby and need to grow up and actually parent

[nullians]

I sometimes still catch myself thinking “Man, I just wanna die” (I know this is not true) but then I see my mother and go “No, I just wanna live without these people around me” and then I do one dig deeper and make peace with what I really mean and that’s “I have to outlive you because I fucking deserve to have a life outside of this bullshit” and yeah. Much better. It doesn’t help that both of them (grandmother and mother) like to occasionally tell us their dying scenarios. Like. Thanks. Can you like. Try to not make my desire to flee worse. Because I don’t want to wish you death but it’s like. Not going to get better if you just do this. Get help.