#my last post was a joke

[multi-lefaiye]

oh this is 10 drunk cigarettes btw. i think it's one of the stupidest songs i've ever listened to. it's so funny

[silverview]

psa

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[percki]

‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

[pencilscratchins]

atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

[future-crab]

Harrowhark Nonagesimus has suffered more than Jesus. But maybe not more than her girlfriend, Lesbian Jesus.

[gimmick-thief]

Put [tumblr] (lowercase) in the square brackets [] <- those

oh shit I didn’t know [tumblr] could do that

[royaltea000]

POV they just told their da shixiong on you

[aphel1on]

jin guangyao text post meme

[originalartblog]

one dozen donutzai please

[wellsbering]

Cycle 99.

The sky above is blue, and there’s only one sun... but otherwise, it feels like home.

i don't post much (any?) of my cosplay on here but these photos turned out so well i had to share!! shoutout to my friend mel (@baroqueblood on instagram) for capturing these incredible shots of my lup last month :,) i'm so so proud of this cosplay, i've slowly assembled it one piece at a time over about 2 years and i think this is the best version of it so far!

[secriden]

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Fort, straight up interrupting Peat mid-reply goes:

Um...

Yeah...

I think we know, Fort. xD

[ragingtwilight]

sheep jokes

[itscherryterry-again]

yea

[sheikfangirl]

Oops 🤭

And cuz my drawings all have backstories: Pre-Relationship Zelink touring Hyrule, stopping in Eldin. Gorons invites Princess Zelda to the hot springs and she promptly accepts. Link awkwardly but politely declines going in, which Zelda finds surprising... A friendly Goron starts teasing Link and insists until he goes "Come ooooon" on him and smacks him waaaaay too strong. Poor Link falls fully clothed in the hot water but gets out fast trying to act cool and hide his embarrassment... Turns out Link doesn't want Zelda to see his scars. She realises that day that he hides them on purpose. Draaaaaaaaama

[secondbeatsongs]

RIP to cohost, but more importantly, RIP to the best post on cohost: