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Feast Your Eyes: Fandom Cookbook Recipe Review #2

You Won’t Have Mush-room For Seconds - Minecraft: Gather, Cook, Eat! Official Cookbook

Tonight’s menu: sourced from the Official Minecraft Cookbook

Main Course: Mooshroom Burger, pg 55

Side Dish: Roasted Crops, pg 26

Full review under the cut!

Aurum Leuci’s Log:

[Begin recording.] Uh, hi. It’s Chef Aurum Leuci again, late… still. Are you sure you fixed the portal coordinates? Because this is NOT the culinary facility. Everything is cubes. I think I might actually be in a computer, because, uh.. when I say everything is cubes, I mean everything is cubes. I’m fine, and my gear is fine, and everything I make is fine, but I’m on an island full of giant pixelated-looking mushrooms, and pixelated… cow… things? With mushrooms growing on them.

…those could probably make a delicious meal, actually. Don’t worry about me, I’m going to see what I can cook up for some quick dinner. This weird new dimension might be a place worth exploring. As always, no need to worry. If I get into a sticky situation, I’ll jump dimensions again— but hopefully I’ll at least have time to eat.

If it’s good, I’ll be sure to bring some back to the lab for you. Aurum Leuci out. [End log.]

Please see this post for my full review scale!

Main Dish: Mooshroom Burger

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 4/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 4/5

TOTAL RATING: 23/25

I love this recipe, and so does my entire family. It’s a delicious swiss-and-mushroom burger that’s easily made completely plant-based using Impossible Beef and Daiya cheese- and it always turns out SO good! The reason this recipe isn’t quite perfect is twofold, so let me start with the somewhat sillier reason first: I WANT THIS BURGER IN MY GAME!!! Please!! We have the technology (bread, mushrooms, cooked beef). Give me the mooshroom burger, Mojang. Or at least a sandwich of some kind. The second point off is a matter of personal preference; the original recipe makes four absolutely MASSIVE burgers. Like, big enough that my family (all four of us) could barely finish them the first time I made this. I highly recommend cutting the recipe (and the resulting two, still massive, burgers) in half. Aside from that, this recipe was perfect (and delicious!) and very satisfying.

Side Dish: Roasted Crops

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 5/5

Time: 4/5

End Result: 5/5

TOTAL RATING: 24/25

This recipe is another one I wish I could rate absolutely perfect. It’s easy, the ingredients are easy to get but relatively uncommon in most dishes, and the end result tastes incredible! This recipe made me love carrots, and it resulted in me even agreeing to TRY beets, which is a huge feat. The only point it loses is that the cookbook drastically underestimates prep time for cutting and peeling the vegetables. Especially if you’re not used to handling beets, they’re messy and will definitely freak you out at least once when the juice gets on your hands. Honestly, though, this cookbook was worth buying JUST for this recipe. It’s a consistent hit with my family.

Tune in next Wednesday (6/12/24) for another fandom cookbook review!

[cillpiines]

Minecraft Cookbook Review: Buried Treasure Pies

I love Minecraft, I love cooking, and I love talking about things, so here was my first adventure into my new cookbook! These pies are salmon on a bed of spinach all wrapped in puff pastry and labeled with a difficulty level of hard. I'd understand that difficulty being attributed to the assembly alone, but I am notoriously bad at pinching dough pouches together in any form from any culture. My pelmeni....I have to shudder.

Here's my experience:

First is combining the spinach, garlic, cream cheese, parmesan, and breadcrumbs over heat. This had me continuously asking "is this too much spinach? That's a lot of spinach," as the recipe calls for 6 cups of spinach. This is a lot of spinach. Leafy greens wilt down, yes, but it would later have to be wrapped up in pastry. Spoiler: it was a lot of spinach.

This probably would have been fine, but my pastry was bought frozen and folded, and those folds never really go away, damaging the integrity of the dough! This made wrapping hard, as the dough wanted to split wherever it had been folded. There was a lot of spinach to enclose but it worked out!

Portion wise, this recipe as written makes 4 pies. It would also depend on the size of your salmon filet, but for me, these were large. They looked much smaller in the book. (You gotta fit all that spinach in there, see.) I ended up with half a pie as a more comfortable portion size. It kind of falls apart, but I'm not picky about my food being really pretty. Besides, the X cut into the top was a really cute touch for the buried treasure theme. But how did it taste is the question...

This was delicious.

No really, it was amazing. The spinach was really flavorful and a show all on its own, which it should be because there was so much of it. I don't even mind all the spinach! The salmon was of course tasty and tender, and the pastry was crisp. The book says to fold the dough like a present, and the part where it folds in was a delightful little treat. All the components worked together fantastically, even if the spinach ended up being dominant in most bites. The flavor was a definite 10/10 from me.

Next up, I'll be talking about my experience making the Packed Mud Brownies!

[silicon14blog]

I hope Pikmin 4 makes Nintendo considered making a pikmin themed cookbook. I know themed cookbooks kind of aren't looked in high regard but come on, Louie's piklopedia entries are right there. (And also, if not, that there is a fanmade cookbook made eventually).

[thatonesketchyaxolotl]

"i like the squareness of the squares" -dreamwastaken, 2023

[lucatielenjoyer]

As time goes on I realize that the only things I feel like bragging about are my ability to build very elaborate models (like the plywood shit that you see in souvenir shops), build minecraft castles, and parrying in Dark Souls Remastered, none of which mean anything outside of my funny little consoles and my poorly lit room.

[roesolo]

Minecrafters! Get ready for tasty treats with The Crafter's Kitchen!

The Crafter’s Kitchen: An Official Minecraft Cookbook for Young Chefs and Their Families : An Official Minecraft Cookbook for Young Chefs and Their Families, by The Official Minecraft Team, (March 2024, Random House Worlds), $24.99, ISBN: 9780593579923 Ages 8+ Who doesn’t love a tasty treat, especially when it’s related to a video game that you love? Last year, I was all about Gather, Cook, Eat!,…

[celeste-clearwater-06]

okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)

so without further ado...

rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)

thorin

r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron

rick grimes from the walking dead

wet brushes

google maps

making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok

bilbo

r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes

ring doorbells

facebook neighborhood watch

swiffer wet jet

keeping up with the kardashians

gandalf

r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360

caines chicken

st. louis city museum

grammarly

child harnesses

fìli

r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels

sad older sibling tiktoks

caseoh

0.5x pictures

hello kitty/sanrio girls

kìli

r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing

native hair wash

tiktok

snapchat streaks

photodumping on instagram

dwalin

r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness

to catch a predator with jim hansen

the will smith slap drama

dude wipes

teenage mutant ninja turtles

balin

r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen

turbotax

eBay

low quality inspirational quotes on facebook

air fryers

bofur

r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers

the superbowl

cringey minion memes

andy bernard from the office

snoop dog

ori

r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft

selling stuff on etsy

aesthetic pinterest boards

the perks of being a wallflower

spotify premium

dori

r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts

the pioneer woman cookbook

abba

hgtv

temu

(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)

lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺

tag list : @kumqu4t @tolkien-fantasy @blueberryrock @to-be-frank-i-dont-care @luna-xial @legolaslovely @fizzyxcustard @pistachiozombie @imaginexhobbit @beenovel

[hackedmotionsensors]

I got the elder scrolls cookbook bc I'm in a PHASE right now but the binding is all coming apart (probably bc the book is OLD Lol)

but the recipes for this one are probably the most....not exactly advanced but the most MATURE of the books I have so far. Both in terms of I guess skill but also like.....

the Minecraft cookbook and Stardew Valley ones are very....what a fun little treat we are making. Even if its like a Salmon dinner lol

The Elder Scrolls one is like......me and 12 of my weird nerd friends are going to have a viking themed cosplay night and Bill is in charge of the MEAD and I'm in charge of the Honker Tusk Roast or whatever lol

so basically its been the hardest one for me to pick simple recipes that one person can enjoy (I FOUND A FEW!)

The Minecraft Cookbook is easily the best of the bunch that I have. Its very kid friendly, very beginner friendly and since Minecraft as a game involves a lot of learning it has a lot of rreally fun teachable moments but also your food is in lil cubes and thats cute.

Lol I'll make a huge review of all the books once i've cooked at least one thing from all of them. But it cost a fair amount of money buying fucking spices like what the hell is that about

[honelle56]

I am rewatching the Minecraft cookbook video and as every time I am wondering why dnf cannot stop eyefucking

[aaajaxolotl]

Feast Your Eyes: Fandom Cookbook Recipe Review #12

Suspiciously Good - Minecraft: Gather, Cook, Eat! Official Cookbook

Tonight’s menu: sourced from the Official Minecraft Cookbook

Main Course: Suspicious Stew

Drink: Slimeball Tea

Full review under the cut!

Please see this post for an in-depth explanation of my review criteria!

Main Dish: Suspicious Stew

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 5/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 5/5

TOTAL RATING: 25/25

This recipe was the reason I originally bought this book— I saw a review on YouTube and it looked so good that I impulse-bought the book that night. And it’s also my favorite recipe from this book so far. Because it absolutely, without fail, impresses. And it’s delicious. It’s a somewhat simple vegetable stew— the hardest part is just chopping all the vegetables. After that, it’s all just simmering for a long time. All the vegetables get tender, and it’s the kind of stew that fills you right up. There’s never any leftovers. :)

Drink: Slimeball Tea

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 3/5

Immersion: 5/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 2/5

TOTAL RATING: 20/25

This recipe… is really good in theory. You can’t really tell from the photo, since it kind of failed, but it’s SUPPOSED to be a matcha milk tea with boba at the bottom. The matcha was really pleasant (even if I consistently fail to froth matcha no matter what method I use) and would’ve made a nice boba tea. However, my tapioca/boba pearls didn’t become gel… which may have been my fault? The recipe said to follow the instructions on the package… and there were no instructions on the package… so I did my best to follow the instructions the recipe gave me. I intend to give it another shot later on down the line, and hopefully get it right. For now, the score will stay like this, though.

Tune in this Friday (8/9) for something new to this blog!

[cryptvokeeper]

fuck it jumping on the bandwagon

[sngchngs]

Modern mdzs character headcanons

The Lans

Lan Qiren absolutely keeps a Burn Book. He uses it to keep records of every misdemeanour. Of every transgression. He has an entire chapter dedicated to Wei Wuxian.

Lan Xichen keeps a hidden stash of hard candies in his room. He likes to suck on them when he meditates.

Lan Wangji records his guqin playing and listens to it on his airpods when he's practising his sword techniques.

Lan Sizhui likes to sketch people. When he has a few free moments, he will find a spot, either in a park or a bench on a street, and will pull out his sketch pad and pencils and discreetly sketch people's expressions.

Lan Jingyi is a gamer. He plays games like Horizon: Zero Dawn; Yakuza; Minecraft; Kingdom Hearts. All his games (including his ps4 console) are hand-me-downs from an older cousin. He has a page or two in Lan Qiren's Burn Book.

Other sects under the cut ⬇️

The Jins

Jin Guangyao is a philanthropist. When he's not busy being the Chief Cultivator, he likes to (anonymously) donate huge swathes of money to various humanitarian and environmental causes. The only people who know he does this are Lan Xichen and Jin Ling.

An unfortunate accident (involving Wei Wuxian) left Jin Zixuan paralysed from the waist down. He competed in Para canoe in two Paralympics. He is now an editor of a publishing company.

Qin Su did not marry Jin Guangyao. (From an early age, she knew that their relationship was that of siblings.) She owns and manages a law firm that helps victims of sexual assault. Her firm has a high success rate.

A few times a month, Jin Ling helps out at a local dog shelter. He takes Fairy, and together, they help socialise some of the more timid dogs. Jin Ling prefers animals over people.

The Jiangs

Jiang Cheng is a bit of a tea connoisseur. When he's not busy managing his Sect, he likes to unwind with a pot of tea. He has sampled teas from all over the world and has a pantry full of jars of all sorts of teas.

Jiang Yanli is a successful cook/chef who owns her own restaurant and who has her own TV show and cookbook. Her husband, Jin Zixuan, edited and helped fast track the publication of her book.

Wei Wuxian loves eating chilli chocolate. To the point where he makes his own and experiments with the heat of the chilli.

The Wens

Wen Qing owns three cats. One munchkin and two rescues. Her house has been decked out with shelves, ladders, platforms, and scratching trees. She has an entire room dedicated to the cats with an indoor jungle gym.

Wen Ning likes travelling. He's been to over a dozen or so countries and plans to go to more. It was Wei Wuxian who got him into travelling.

The Nies

Nie Huaisang runs an art blog (as well as a few social media pages). As well as his art, he posts pictures of his pet birds as well as any wild birds he sees. His artworks are phenomenal, with a nod to more traditional styles. He has thousands of followers.

Despite his tough exterior, Nie Mingjue has sensitive taste buds and can't handle food that is too spicy, too sweet, or too hot in temperature.

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[nervouswaltz]

whenever dream gets sick he should start doing soup reviews. i want a cookbook that’s recipes that bring minecraft youtuber dreamwastaken back from the brink of death

[wildpeachfarm]

Hello :D

So the next question is a hard one:

What is your favourite Dream video?

I don’t know if I could answer this one myself 😅 But I’m excited to read your answers :D

Yesterday’s answers were way more diverse than for the George videos but one was mentioned quite often: We tried the Minecraft cookbook in real life! I guess we all like irl Dteam :D

Have a wonderful day 💙💚🧡

- 🌵

Hi cacti! (I just learned that this is what everyone else calls you and I’ve been an idiot this whole time 😭)

I always have to shoutout the final manhunt just because of how epic it is

But also I wanna mention this one because I watch it so much 😭💖

Have an amazing day too🫶💚

[roesolo]

Minecraft Cookbook: Great for Teens!

Minecraft Cookbook: Great for Teens! @insighteditions @TaraTheoharis

Minecraft: Gather, Cook, Eat! Official Cookbook, by Tara Theoharis, (Apr. 2023, Insight Editions), $27.99, ISBN: 9781647228262 Ages 12+ This is the kind of cookbook I’d put right into my Teen nonfiction section. Over 40 recipes for all skill levels, organized into appetizers and snacks, entrees, desserts, and drinks, and with fun Minecraft-y names, accompanied by color photos and meal planning…

[i-hope-this-is-a-phase]

Hello :D

So the next question is a hard one:

What is your favourite Dream video?

I don’t know if I could answer this one myself 😅 But I’m excited to read your answers :D

Yesterday’s answers were way more diverse than for the George videos but one was mentioned quite often: We tried the Minecraft cookbook in real life! I guess we all like irl Dteam :D

Have a wonderful day 💙💚🧡

- 🌵

My favorite Dream video ever is The Truth.

I know, I know: why

It’s such a beautiful video. It is so well done, well thought out, with so many great visuals and audio clips. That video single-handedly told every creator who thought it was easy to pick on him to shut up and leave him alone. He kicked ass and took names with that video, and I’m so proud of him for it.

It’s also the video that got us the Drummy Scar, and any of my friends can attest that I am super normal and not super horny about it. Moreover, we got to see Teen Dream, which is always a delight :)

Anyway, thank u sm for these asks cactus nonnie!