#suspicious stew

[puppycharmz]

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[sperobuilds]

A lil guide to help you cook your stews 👉👈

Perhaps a copy/paste book version soon?

[daily-mc-item]

Suspicious Stew - Blindness

[aaajaxolotl]

Feast Your Eyes: Fandom Cookbook Recipe Review #12

Suspiciously Good - Minecraft: Gather, Cook, Eat! Official Cookbook

Tonight’s menu: sourced from the Official Minecraft Cookbook

Main Course: Suspicious Stew

Drink: Slimeball Tea

Full review under the cut!

Please see this post for an in-depth explanation of my review criteria!

Main Dish: Suspicious Stew

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 5/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 5/5

TOTAL RATING: 25/25

This recipe was the reason I originally bought this book— I saw a review on YouTube and it looked so good that I impulse-bought the book that night. And it’s also my favorite recipe from this book so far. Because it absolutely, without fail, impresses. And it’s delicious. It’s a somewhat simple vegetable stew— the hardest part is just chopping all the vegetables. After that, it’s all just simmering for a long time. All the vegetables get tender, and it’s the kind of stew that fills you right up. There’s never any leftovers. :)

Drink: Slimeball Tea

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 3/5

Immersion: 5/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 2/5

TOTAL RATING: 20/25

This recipe… is really good in theory. You can’t really tell from the photo, since it kind of failed, but it’s SUPPOSED to be a matcha milk tea with boba at the bottom. The matcha was really pleasant (even if I consistently fail to froth matcha no matter what method I use) and would’ve made a nice boba tea. However, my tapioca/boba pearls didn’t become gel… which may have been my fault? The recipe said to follow the instructions on the package… and there were no instructions on the package… so I did my best to follow the instructions the recipe gave me. I intend to give it another shot later on down the line, and hopefully get it right. For now, the score will stay like this, though.

Tune in this Friday (8/9) for something new to this blog!

[sialiasnest]

Me: What should we have for dinner?

Housemate: I have no idea.

Me: Ooh--Sounds great! I can do that, easy.

Housemate: Wait . . . .what?

Me: Clearly you crave whatever is in that unmarked Tupperware in the freezer.

[minecraftheadcanons]

Flower symbolism is based on the effect a flower gives in Suspicious stew. Examples: oxeye daisies mean "hearts", lily of the valley means "suffer", alliums mean "be protected", and poppies mean "see you tonight".

Oh! I love this. This is cute!

I give you a bouquet of Torchflowers and Dandelions ;)

[ssoupcup]

theres no fixing her im afraid she is thoroughly fucked up

[hilaomart]

He’s a little suspicious…

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Reblogs always appreciated i love u <3

[Image ID: Three digital drawings of the same character: A man with messy shoulder-length brown hair that covers his right eye and has two small colored stripes, lime green and lavender. His left arm is black with glowing purple veins.

The first image is three different bust shots of the character with different expressions. The second is a full-body drawing of him holding two glowing syringes while his right arm is replaced with black, thorned vines.

The third image is a flat drawing of him staring at the viewer. The caption reads: “Never let anyone tell you that you’re worthless. You’re actually worth about $550k on the black market.” /END ID]

[science-slapfight]

vote for stew bc ummm he’s funny and silly! he tries to be a good dad but he’s not good at it bc he’s sooo irresponsible <3

also I think him and edger would be friends. and/or enemies. frenemies?

[amphibious-loser]

I'm so sorry for creating this abomination I couldn't get it out of my head

[moondrifterr]

i have come to the conclusion that i can make any weird and fucked up soup i want! waiter!! rice submerged in beef broth accompanied with potatoes please!!!

[daily-mc-item]

Suspicious Stew - Saturation

[i-eat-roses]

You know what. Fuck you

Take your soup and leave

[ahleezeruinavt]

Can’t wait to eat one of these and see what effect I get from them :D

[foodfoodfoodffoods]

SUSPICIOUS STEW PRINGLES YAASSS

[bee-the-bob]

Danger soup! 👀

Potion of “Summon Poison Control” amiright guys

RECIPE FOR REAL LIFE SUSPICIOUS STEW FROM MINECRAFT:

- Compost

- A liquid you grabbed from under your sink with your eyes closed

MIX AND ENJOY!