#michael & raphael

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael is trauma dumping again to FNAF movie Vanessa,,

[featheredcrowbones]

the cast of OM after my MC makes them gayer except for the kids whose only worries are crayons and cookie dough

[harunayuuka2060]

Simeon and Raphael: ...

Michael: *chuckles as he watches over a priest*

Simeon and Raphael: *decided to approach him*

Simeon: Michael, who is that?

Michael: Ah, it's MC. He's a priest.

Raphael: A priest? But... Why are you laughing?

Michael: It's hard to explain; you should watch him to know.

*At the confessional*

The man: Father, I have sinned.

MC: Go ahead, child.

The man: I cheated on my wife.

MC: ...

MC: There’s more to it, isn’t there?

The man: It was with her sister.

MC: *lets out a deep sigh*

MC: Close your eyes, and let’s pray to the Almighty.

MC: Dear Lord, here’s another one of your children. I’m afraid it’s time to update the list.

MC: Please grant his wife strength, and keep her far from the heartache she doesn’t deserve.

MC: As for this man, may he go womanless for at least the next ten years or so—

The man: Father, that's unfair—

MC: Shut up, lad. And don't call me 'Father'.

MC: I have no child who cheat.

Michael, Simeon, and Raphael: *laughing*

Simeon: Is he actually like that?

Michael: Yes. I was surprised too when I first stumbled upon him.

Michael: Now I couldn't stop watching him.

[devildomwriter]

Simeon’s Journey

Simeon was introduced to us as an angel, not just any angel but an archangel; A warrior angel in charge of legions of angels.

From season one we immediately learn not everything is as it seems with Simeon. Simeon tends to bend the rules, be more relaxed, and was mentioned as having once been a Seraph, the highest rank of angel in the Celestial Realm.

In the Celestial Realm Simeon was a brother to Lucifer. He was given a rose garden by his Father and watched it diligently while having a great interest in a book of prophecy, one that foretold he’d one day lose his wings. Although this concerned Mammon, Simeon wasn’t particularly bothered.

When the war broke out, Simeon tried to cover for the brothers, and for this, he was demoted to Archangel, a busy position where his job was to defend the realm from the frontlines. Gone were the days of rest and relaxation with his family and two close remaining friends, Raphael and Michael.

To cope with the loss of the brothers, Simeon began to write about them, likely using the book of prophecy as a reference since most of his books reflected what would eventually become reality, with the main protagonist, Henry, replacing MC. These books would eventually be published but upon visiting the Devildom and discovering the brothers were so different from how he remembered he became disheartened and didn’t continue his work until Season Four of the game.

Upon coming to the Devildom in season one Simeon was guarded against Diavolo and didn’t particularly like him. He enjoyed scaring Luke, befriended Solomon, and acted as a messenger for Michael.

In season two things take a turn with Simeon. He’s more relaxed and adjusted to the Devildom and doesn’t hide his secretly stern behavior, even bringing Mammon to tears when put in charge of a play he’d write.

When everyone learned MC would likely die from their abundance of uncontrolled power, the ring of light was given up as an option because it was lost in the war. Simeon keeps quiet but immediately leaves to steal the ring from the celestial realm to save MC’s life.

These actions closely resemble Lilith’s choice which started the war with similar results.

Lilith directly altered a human's lifespan which is forbidden, by offering him stolen fruit from the Celestial Realm.

Simeon more or less altered MC’s lifespan by bringing them the one object that could keep them alive. If MC hadn’t died, Lucifer would have, Lucifer who although forgiven, was still a traitor to the realm.

The final chat of season two is Michael asking to speak with Simeon. It’s clear he’s in trouble for what he’s done.

In season three we aren’t shown anything is too different with Simeon although the brothers find it weird that he’s in the human world as it’s not an archangel's job. During his time at the cafe, Simeon meets with Raphael on multiple occasions who is checking on how he is doing as a human.

In season four Simeon comes back to the Devildom, this time as a human exchange student though this fact is only known by Solomon, Raphael, Diavolo, Barbatos, and Lucifer who keep an eye on him to make sure he is safe from other demons.

Now in the Devildom, it’s clear how powerless Simeon is. Unable to protect himself or his loved ones with an angelic blessing, everyone learns the truth. With the truth revealed and his closest friends there to support him, Simeon finally takes the steps towards accepting his new life as a human and even begins to wear his old celestial realm clothing.

But things don’t end there. Despite his newfound confidence, no more than a few weeks later he becomes sick and unsettled, even missing part of the RAD Science Fair to stay home.

While observing Simeon one day, Lucifer notices his aura has changed and when he confronts Solomon, Solomon reveals that Simeon is turning into a demon and he has been since the human world.

Moments we can see this too in the human world were Simeon’s teasing in the “Celestial Realm”, his threats to the brothers in the cafe, and his confession to Lucifer that he feared his own Father or an aspect of him.

Simeon may not understand what’s happening to him, although he knows his magic is stronger and applauds MC for noticing in chapter 47. Simeon is now forced to make another huge adjustment by becoming a demon, and it’s difficult for the people around him too—after learning Raphael was found staring into space and incorrectly answering questions, even struggling to drink Demonus, which he loves. Michael has been pestering Luke for updates on Simeon, and Luke is now concerned about his condition again.

This will only go a few different ways. Simeon becomes a demon, demon form and all, and perhaps reunites as brother with the other seven, or he’s going to fight against the change to become an angel again as even Raphael states he believes Simeon is better at his “job” than he used to be.

Depending on how Simeon copes with this change, it’s either a tragedy or a new beginning. Simeon has always been disillusioned with his job, even telling MC he believed angels couldn’t have dreams of what they wanted to do, and drunkenly sobbing to Lucifer that he’s now more of a middle management type.

Either way, for Simeon and everyone around him, it’s hardly the ending.

[buglover77]

“The best thing for autism representation is to have multiple autistic characters so there’s a display of autism as a spectrum affecting people differently” “we need better autism representation” “I wish there were more characters that are audhd” my brother in christ, the teenage mutant ninja turtles are RIGHT THERE

[mischieviem]

This is late for Father's Day but

God and his archangels :)

[anna-the-undertaker]

Demon noble #1, after seeing the name on the RAD ID that was with the belongings another demon brought to him: The human you got these from... did you kill them?

Demon noble #2, confused but still amused with himself: No... we did fuck them up though. *they laugh, nudging their friends as they still ride their victory high*

D1: You fucked them up, thats what you did, you fucked them up? Thats crazy shit man *they fake laugh, then puch the demon, sending him to the floor holding his face* You imbecile! Get the fuck out!

Later that evening, they receive a call.

Demon noble #2's father: I heard you struck my son.

Demon noble #1: Yes, sir, I did.

D2's father: May I ask why?

Demon noble #1: You see.... he, uh, he and his buddies hurt MC.

D2's father falls silent and ends the call before calling his son to him.

D2's father hits his son again: It's not what you did, son.... that angers me so. It's who you did it to.

D2: Who? That fucking human?

D2's father: That fucking human.... is MC, the master of the avatars of sin... and you have brought the wrath of heaven and hell upon us.

Did I just watch John Wick again? Yes, yes, I did. Did I use this scene from the movie as inspiration? Again, yes, yes, I did.

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[tomicscomics]

11/22/2024

Governor? More like gover-NERD!

___

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus is arrested by Jewish priests who've become jealous of Him. The priests aren't allowed to kill Him since they're technically living under Roman rule and Roman laws, so they hand Him over to the local governor, Pontius Pilate, and tell him that Jesus claimed to be the king of the Jews. This, they hope, will make Pilate think Jesus is trying to start a rebellion against the Romans. Pilate questions Jesus in a pretty simple but dramatic interrogation, beginning by asking Him if He's really a king, to which Jesus replies that His kingdom is not of this world; if it were, His servants would be fighting to free Him. 2. In this cartoon, the first part of the comic sticks to the Bible story, but when Jesus mentions His servants fighting for Him, Pilate tries to clarify by asking, "So you have no servants to fight for you?" But Jesus wasn't saying He doesn't have servants; He was saying they aren't going to fight a physical war to free Him because His kingdom is not a physical one, nor can any physical kingdom hope to threaten it. As Jesus implies this, His actual servants -- the angels -- pester Him to let them beat up Pontius Pilate for Him, but He tells them to calm down since that's not part of the plan. 3. Gabriel (the angel with the blue cape) says, "Pontius Pilate? More like, 'I'm gonna PUNCH THIS Pilate!" PONTIUS is often pronounced PUNCHIS (at least where I'm from), which sounds a little like PUNCH THIS, so Gabriel is just making a play on Pilate's name and saying he's about to clock him if Jesus gives the go-ahead. 4. Michael (the militant soldier angel in the red cape) gives a declaration that sounds a lot like Matthew 8:8. In that verse, a Roman centurion begs for Jesus's help, saying, "Lord, I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word, and my daughter shall be healed." In Mass, we mirror this quote before receiving the Eucharist, except that "roof" refers to the roof of our mouths, since we're about to consume the Eucharist, and instead of "my daughter," we say "my soul." In this cartoon, Michael mirrors the Mass version of the quote, but ends it with "and his soul shall be BROUGHT TO HEEL (i.e. forced to submit)."

[ay-chuu]

So done. YOU ARE SO DONE DEVS.

[420technoblazeit]

im such a raphael apologist btw. if my brothers were THEE actual devil, a guy who was a cop thousands of years before cops even existed, and some bitch who was so allergic to responsibility that he faked his death every couple of months i too would be so fucking done with everything. pour one out for the longest suffering archangel

[harunayuuka2060]

A woman: *who is often seen as promiscuous but is actually sweet-natured and a hopeless romantic, longing for genuine connection despite how others perceive her*

A woman: *whines* Fatheeer~.

MC: *breathes in* Oh Lord, here comes Your daughter once again, seeking healing from yet another heartbreak. This daughter of Yours never seems to learn.

A woman: *giggles* Father, that's not why I'm here.

MC: Oh, really? That's new, my child. What is it?

A woman: *excited giggle* I'm getting married~!

MC: ...

MC: Oh?

A woman: Hm-hm! And... Father... do you think... do you think you can walk me down the aisle?

MC: ...

A woman: You're like a real father to me, well, besides the fact that everyone calls you that. *chuckles*

A woman: I would really appreciate it if you were there.

MC: ...

MC: Of course. I'll be there, my child.

Michael: Awwww~!

Simeon: Seeing that warms my heart.

Raphael: It seems that MC is a father figure.

Michael: Indeed he is.

Diavolo: Such a kind priest!

Barbatos: Indeed, young master.

Diavolo: Wouldn't it be wonderful to have someone like this in Devildom?

Barbatos: *chuckles* As a priest, doesn't he harbor hatred toward demons?

Diavolo: I doubt that, Barbatos.

Diavolo: There’s no judgment in his eyes—well, except on a few obvious occasions.

[devildomwriter]

Fun Facts 891-900

• Asmodeus has a voice clip of Barbatos complaining about rats

• Simeon notes that Lucifer is rather talkative when it comes to MC. Lucifer tries to deny this but the evidence is against him.

• Whenever the brothers notice MC and Simeon acting flirty they work together to make sure they don’t couple up. Lucifer is exasperated that this is the only time they are capable of working together.

• Raphael hopes Dame culture doesn’t spread in the celestial realm specifically because Michael would have the time of his life with it.

• it’s a well known fact that Michael used to sneak into Lucifer’s room and would get yelled at for it.

• Luke and the demon king were both alive/awake at the same time as Luke recalls seeing him give a speech thousands of years ago.

• While Belphegor’s attempt is most memorable since it technically succeeded, Lucifer is the character who has tried to kill MC the most as well as being the first one to get close to succeeding.

• When Babel granted happiness to the brothers, it’s revealed that Lucifer’s happiness was getting to watch his brothers be happy.

• Meowcao is the gambling capital in the Devildom. It’s a parody of the autonomy’s region in China, Macau, which is the gambling capital of the world.

• Lucifer and Satan are so good at carnival shooting games that they made the booth vendor cry as they wiped him clean of prizes trying to outdo each other in front of MC.

881-890 • 901-910

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#940 You fell first he fell HARDER-

Mc, in Thirteen's Room, pacing: Omg. Omg. I just kissed him, I kissed Raphael-

Thirteen: Finally, Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long

Mc, still pacing: What if he doesn't like me back...I mean he is an angel and I'm a human!? What if I messed up our friendship and he never talks to me again? Is he even into humans?-

Meanwhile

Raph, sat with Michael: Mc and I kissed...

Mich: Took you long enough~

Raph: I want to marry them

Mich:...I think you missed a few steps-

[the-archangels7]

*onfiel sighs as the other angels run around and play. uriel and @hhi-its-me-haniel are talking quietly, perhaps the only ones who are. gabriel, raphael, and @youraveragemagicalthief are planning the wedding, very loudly. samael and @local-pickpocket are talking. michael is holed up in her office, as per usual*

*suddenly, the door bursts open*

*its metatron*

where. is. michael.

*silence for a moment. raphael is shielding ray and cass. samael has hidden pick. uriel is trying to drag haniel out of the room*

WELL?

*samael is the first to reply*

s-shes in the office, sir!

[liusia-piu]