#the pig squeals

[420technoblazeit]

idk what's funnier, the idea that viktor told singed what he was going to do like yeah hold off on that life saving shimmer procedure for a second i gotta talk to my ex rq and see if he's still down to join me. or that he told singed he was making some kind of preparations for the battle and singed just assumed he meant grabbing hex crystals or smth. like what did he tell him

[420technoblazeit]

do you guys ever think about how jayce and viktor finally invented another use for the hex crystals after 7 years and everything IMMEDIATELY went to shit as a direct consequence of that. guys who are unfortunately only good at creating new methods of transportation for the purpose of capitalism and uhm. high grade military weapons

[420technoblazeit]

the tomodachi life got me so bad bro. im so attached to mine and sans' daughter helvetica i would do anythign for her

[420technoblazeit]

disco elysium is the best game in the world because i get to pet a rotting corpse's bald head and say 'there there baby' and kim just has to watch that happen i guess

[420technoblazeit]

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

[420technoblazeit]

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

[420technoblazeit]

they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world

[420technoblazeit]

jayce surrendering to viktor in the exact same position that his alternate self died in is so funny because he really went all in on the power of love thing huh. he was really putting that much faith in his ability to snap viktor out of it. and it wouldn't have even fucking worked if ekko wasn't there. i fear that he's not beating the himbo allegations with this one, jayce talis you continue to be the stupidest man in all of piltover. godspeed you fucking idiot

[420technoblazeit]

i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke

[420technoblazeit]

not even lifting a finger to stop jayce. the blanket still wrapped around him. the crater in his chest. THE FUCKING GEAR FROM THE ORIGINAL HEXTECH PROJECT ROLLING OUT OF HIS HAND AS HE DIES. ARCANE WRITERS WHEN I CATCH YOU

[420technoblazeit]

coincidentally that last picture is also how viktor currently looks!

[420technoblazeit]

ok.

[420technoblazeit]

in case anyone hasn't seen it yet btw league just dropped an arcane savior viktor skin. which is funny to me bc his ass did NOT look like that at any point ig they just wanted matching jayvik skins

[420technoblazeit]

did anyone else laugh b honest

[420technoblazeit]

so much of viktor's obsession with the glorious evolution was rooted in hatred and dissatisfaction of his own body. it's only when jayce tells him that he doesn't see him as someone needing to be fixed, but beautiful in his imperfection that viktor is able to let go of that mission. ohhhhhhhh it's so good

[420technoblazeit]

wait he still has that FUCKASS blanket even in his cosmic machine herald form what the fuck is wrong with him. like actually