#the pig squeals

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god remember how big priv twitters were in mcyt for a while. im still in quackity's priv htat's my biggest flex

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hold my hand. postcanon viktor having a weaker connection to magic so instead of being the herald of the arcane he's now the herald of rebirth and reinvention. something something plants growing in between the cracks of the pavement. do you understand do you get it. normal about this

technically speaking i could reasonably give viktor plant-growing abilities considering the hexcore was capable of accelerating the growth of that fern in season 1 and viktor was potentially doing the same with the rest of the plants in the greenhouse. i will not lie it's kind of tempting. maybe he grows a bunch of plants in his and mel's room. idk i just think itd b fun to give him some kind of arcane ability that isn't inherently destructive yk

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got a few words into that post and after reading the name dora i was just like "the explorer???" and then got even more lost because she has brown hair. im almost sorry im sharing this with you but also i just need someone else to know what i had to go through

yeah harry du bois is juts like. a really big fan of dora the explorer. actually what am i saying he totally would be. she's like do YOU know what color this is? and he's screaming at the tv like RED IT'S RED!!!!! ROJO!!!! !!! !! !

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juts found out my big final paper is actually due tomorrow, not today. fuck my stupid baka big chungus life. htat's right, both of those things. that's how bad it is. whatever im gonna write some fanfiction. new two mages au chapter out soon hopefully

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my little headcanon about dora is that she wasn't even a natural blond. she box dyed it but didn't touch up her roots that often. and she started dyeing it kind of late into her relationship with harry

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idk if ive posted abt this yet but this song is SO jayvik councilroom fight scene 2 me. especially the first verse and the chorus

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cuno thinks cuno's been grinding his teeth in his sleep again. cuno had to take an ibuprofen today to stop his jaw from hurting. but it's ok cuno's tough, cuno likes that shit. drug shit. medication shit. cuno doesn't FUCKING care

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kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

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it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

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tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

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they didn't kiss but their destinies are intertwined forever. they didn't kiss but in every universe they find each other and only jayce can make viktor understand his faults. they didnt kiss but jayce doomed viktor to his fate as the machine herald and then saved him. they didn't kiss but their love literally saved the world

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jayce surrendering to viktor in the exact same position that his alternate self died in is so funny because he really went all in on the power of love thing huh. he was really putting that much faith in his ability to snap viktor out of it. and it wouldn't have even fucking worked if ekko wasn't there. i fear that he's not beating the himbo allegations with this one, jayce talis you continue to be the stupidest man in all of piltover. godspeed you fucking idiot

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i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke

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not even lifting a finger to stop jayce. the blanket still wrapped around him. the crater in his chest. THE FUCKING GEAR FROM THE ORIGINAL HEXTECH PROJECT ROLLING OUT OF HIS HAND AS HE DIES. ARCANE WRITERS WHEN I CATCH YOU

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coincidentally that last picture is also how viktor currently looks!

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ok.