#mens bread

[liesaboutexistance-truthaboutman]

Men's bread

imagine

you go to the store

you buy bread and some shampoo

you arrive home

you take a shower

you use the shampoo

it burns

ah shit you picked up womens shampoo

you get out the shower

you start violently vomiting

awh shit you got bread for men

(My friend wrote a fucking poem about the fucking men's bread help, this is meant to be a serious account help me)

[writersdrug]

If you make Johnny a loaf of chocolate banana bread, warm, sweet, dense, and moist (srry), it's like you've put a ring on his finger. He'll watch with a giddy smile, leaning against the counter as you slice off a piece for him (it's his loaf, why can't he just rip off a chunk and eat it?), equally full of adoration and anticipation. That first bite of soft, chocolaty bread has his eyes rolling back, lids closing as a deep, satisfied groan rumbles through his chest. Savors the taste as your face lights up with pride, watching as he shoves another bite into his mouth.

"You like it?"

Hw scoffs. "Gonna get ye a fat, shiny rock for your pretty lil' finger, Christ-"

"That good?!"

"Make me another one 'n I'm puttin' a bairn in ye"

[floramau]

men with hamster-like deaths

[chesscayk]

pride month's over, pack it up boys

[sco4buxs]

What's wrong with bread? *Insert confused Scorpius*

I love how Scorpius mention how she smelled of and Albus takes a big whiff himself to see if Scorpius is correct.

[queezleish]

I can’t stop thinking abt these gay bitches

[amiracleilluminated]

[dustykneed]

--Really, Doctor?

[bixels]

I feel like I've seen most of what interests me in FiMFiction for the time being, so I read through some good ol' reliable Stardew Valley fanfics last night, only to realize.

Haley x Female Farmer is basically Rarijack. Rarijack adjacent.

[propalahramota]

My Grandma, who in 1947 during the post-war femine used to sneak into the fields to gather leftover grain for her starving family and once was caught by a field guard who beat her with a whip to the point that she could barely walk home, would've had a stroke upon seeing the spilled grain on the Ukrainian-Polish border.

[chesscayk]

joe and his stupid dog aran

[jdart1923]

hoough. have NOT filled a page like this before it was rlly fun tho

[maximura]

[lilybug-02]

Hey lily, how're you doing with the current "Texas situation"? Because that shit is so fuckin dumb

Greg Abbot is a piece of shit Governor. Literally so many things are going wrong in Texas that I didn't even know what you were referring to. I looked up the news and currently its about the Texas-Mexican Border Dispute. [News Article]

"The fight between Texas and the federal government over the control of the US-Mexico border has further intensified after state governor Greg Abbott announced he will defy the Biden administration and US supreme court by ordering the installation of even more razor wire to deter migration." - Erum Salam, 26 Jan. 2024

Due to this, the Texas authorities actively allowed a woman and her two children to drown in the Rio Grande this month with witnesses. It is disciple to hear such disgusting acts in my state and they are not the only deaths. Many have died from being caught in the barbed wire or shot. Horrific things like this are not uncommon to hear about in these border areas. I do not want to scare people with this information, but I think it is important to understand.

RAICES is a good Texas-based nonprofit to donate for as they provide many free and low-cost services to immigrant children, families, and refugees.

[witofspaeds]

Got my brother on my bullshit about Nightcrawler and discovered that he is also WAY into Wolverine...... ._.

To each their own?

[strawberiizombii]

I have a type and it is blonde men with autism