#me at my brain:

[triscribeaucollection]

Oh heck. I've been hit by a new fan fic plot bunny

Transformers crossover with the Murderbot Diaries

Perihelion, aka Peri, aka ART (Asshole Research Transport) as a secret Cybertronian, taking More Than Meets The Eye to a whole new level in the Corporation Rim

Because Murderbot getting stressed out the first time it meets 'not a normal ship-bot' ART is great as is, but the amplification of realizing it's aboard a millions of years old robotic entity capable of transformation in deep space and crushing little old Murderbot between two fingers?

I can't NOT write it

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[nariarts]

Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.

Whatever. Understand or don't.

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[ducktracy]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[eastgaysian]

[jamjoob]

Have they considered just talking it out

[calicorobin]

beanbag chair psychology

[theriverbeyond]

companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

[stargirl230]

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one