onefey

[onefey]

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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I made a King Penguin in spore!!

time taken: like 30 minutes or something

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theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

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pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

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[onefey]

oh it's actually still really fun to play solo. phew.

thinking about buyin peak bc a mountain-climbing roguelike where the map changes daily looks super fun . however it's also one of those games that looks more fun with friends and i don't have friends

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bolcked. unfallowed.

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A choice made, and remade, each day. Against all odds, all indecisions

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[onefey]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

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thinking about buyin peak bc a mountain-climbing roguelike where the map changes daily looks super fun . however it's also one of those games that looks more fun with friends and i don't have friends

[onefey]

what if instead of dagoth ur he was gayguy ur. cum nerevar. top or bottom, come. come and look upon the heart, and akulakhan (he still is doing this stuff in gay guy world). and bring cock… i have need of it.

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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

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