#every time

[awlwren]

[id: photo of a greeting card that has a painting of deer beside a frozen lake and mountains in winter, and reads "Please enjoy this nondenominational winter scene" in a bland blue infobox.

The inside of the card is the same bland blue, and reads only, "You heathen."]/end id.

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Trad man: I want a traditional family, where I am the head of the house and my wife submits to me

Also trad man: has porn on his blog

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[lizbetlovesbyler]

so f-ing true!

we lose: so what? not like this is the first time many of us have been queerbated, well get over it

they lose: oh…oh that’s never happened before, they always are at the winning end of heteronormative storytelling - many will never get over it

(also lovely example of how cruel some milkvans are, saying we will be humiliated if byler is not cannon. how dare we think for a fraction of a second we might be able to get what everyone else has? how dare we want will to have a happy ending? queer folk don’t deserve those, remember?)

I'm just saying

[frownyalfred]

Every time I read a “Justice League meets their evil counterparts from another universe” fic and it’s Clark, Diana and everyone else fighting their evil doppelgängers while the Batmans just…talk? I eat that shit up every time. Even if they do end up fighting, those Bruces always gotta sit down and hash it out first, maybe nerd out a little bit. You know, normal things to do with your evil twin from another universe.

[classycookiexo]

[little-pondhead]

Me: man, I’m bored with AO3 down, what should I do? *automatically goes to open AO3*

Me: …oh yeah

[my-heart-of-heart]

Me: Whatever the reason or implication, Chester’s statements have a pattern of reflecting Jon’s story in tma. It shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that this pattern would continue.

Tmagp 11: Chester reads a statement about a guy who is driven to paranoia and stalking tendencies because he needs to See and Know what’s going on.

Me: HOLY SHIT

[fleur-a-whump]

man i love the notes on whump content. they're always like, 'this is the most horrifying thing i've ever read! give me more right now!' or 'noooo poor sweet baby blorbo!! make it worse >:)' its just so silly and fun

[spirk-trek]

After seeing this video I had to look up Nimoy's guest appearance on T.J. Hooker (1983) and was NOT disappointed!!

[pangur-and-grim]

why is it that whenever I look up something distinguishing I do, the first result is autism

[invisiblebard]

Every time

[warlenys]

we talk about wilson being awful and evil deep down and he is but importantly that doesn’t erase the sincerity of his kindness. he is truly kind. he needed to help that old woman in post mortem because he does care about people. what makes him interesting is that he doesn’t want to. he gets mad at himself for being kind and nice and selfless and enabling. he wants to be selfish and mean. he would be happier that way. meanwhile house hates himself for being selfish and mean. house wants to be kind. house would be happier if he was wilson and wilson would be happier if he was house. and both of them are only able to be those versions of themselves when they’re together. they not only want to be with each other, they want to be each other. but the fucking tragedy of it is that they actually need to be the versions of themselves that they don’t like to be together. because if wilson was mean he would’ve dumped house ages ago and if house was kind wilson wouldn’t find him interesting. house loves that wilson is secretly evil but needs him to be kind, and wilson loves that house is secretly kind but needs him to be evil. they can’t change. they have to suffer themselves to enjoy each other. they’re plagued with an inability to be who they want to be in anyone’s arms but each other’s, but they both have to be who they don’t want to be to be in each other’s arms. the immutable tragedy of the hilson paradox

[thoughts-ofawriter]

ok, I’m just gonna fix this hold on— *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the

[somerandomdudelmao]

Are you questioning your existence right now? Seeing how people starts to help out of blue? Can you feel it~? *dancing to the music*

IM QUESTIONING IT SO INTENSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA