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we re doint WHAT to the genie with you?!?!?!?!

lying in front of the street cleaner

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Sunshine and the sunshine protector

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aurafarming all by urself handsome?

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F1 au

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“Through the Ages”

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picture-perfect

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

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may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.

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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

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ok so why why does the religious imagery in the Lego Movie go so hard?????

like

the whole story is representing an argument between the Father and the Son, the Creator and the Rebellious Angel who let the creations move outside their "destiny"

and the main character is literally a Chosen One saving his world against a personification of the Creator who influences the world he created

but we also know this isnt just a movie about a kid dealing with his fathers need for perfection, because emmet literally influences their world, by moving

like holy shit dude what the fuck

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the queen herself <3

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda