#mc is a dumb fuck.

[mason-dragon-hunter]

Mc: I'm broke again :<

Lucifer: How?

Mc: Mammon, Levi and Asmo are expensive.

Lucifer: What do you mean? Did they take your money?

Mc: No, I made a new cosplay with Levi, went shopping with Asmo, and went to a casino with Mammon.

Mc makes dumb financial decisions

[dragon-razor-writings]

Yang: "Alright, Jaune. Time for you to fess up; who was your gay awakening?

Jaune: "...Okay, before I say this, none of you are allowed to give me shit for this."

Sun + Yang: "No promises."

Jaune: *lets out a heavy breath* "...It was Rito Yuki from To Love-Ru."

Yang: *starts fucking wheezing*

Blake: "How bad was it?"

Jaune: "I made a female self-insert of myself and wrote multiple pieces of fanfiction about the two of them together. All the while paying for fanart of the two together."

Jaune: "It was a very confusing time for myself."

[mistyscenter]

I love that this fandom doesn't understand Baxter's character, I adore how they patronize him,a whole ass adult, for facing the consequences of his actions.

I love how people make him feel like a sad little baby when he leaves mc as if that's not something he made extremely clear. I love how people treat this 19 year old as if he's not old enough to understand the consequences of his actions. I love how Baxter is aware of his flaw's but feels like he can't break them because people only see him as a tool and this fandom reinforces that.

I love how people will get mad at Nico for doing the cardinal crime of being 6 years old but will baby a 24 year old Baxter. I love how people make him this charismatic rich guy when it's shown that he's a hot mess that doesn't know what he wants. I love that Baxter's whole character arc is about his self sabotaging tendencies and how everyone ignores that. I love that people fell in love with the mask he had for most of the dlc.

I love that this fandom lacks reading comprehension skills and understanding of nuance characters, great job everyone for not understanding how writing works :)

[biblicallyaccuratemeat]

Me, every time I read a fic where Sebastian is portrayed as a deeply in denial about his feelings simp:

[redo-rewind-if]

Sure MC, that seems like a sound decision! I'm sure whatever they might be doing here will work out exactly as intended. 🤡

[cherry-pop-elf]

“Friends call me Moldemort. Or moldy. It’s an inside joke in the family.”

Yes. This is based off the mold in JKR’s house. HEHEHEHEHHE

[cephydeluxe]

if someone took a peek into my mind this past week, they’d think im some scorned ex-catholic nun with a vendetta against the almighty or some shit but no 😭😭😭😭 im just terminally simeon-brained and he’s making me go absolutely fucking bonkers

fr looking up shit like the “nephilim” and “hierarchy of angels” and I’ve only tasted a communion wafer once in my whole life

(STILL HAVEN’T REDOWNLOADED THE GAME IM STILL WINNINGGGGG🤩🤩🍾🍾💎💎💰💰💵💸🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🏆🏆🥇)

[twistedappletree]

i really wanted to like longlegs but this has gotta be one of the shittiest movies i’ve ever seen in my life 😭

[kainebell]

I generally don’t have strong feelings about RWB (it’s ok I guess??) but this is still the funniest shit ever lmao. Need more botched pathetic loser girl love confessions in choices

[food-lover9000]

I’m having cosplay illness and I need to be sedated I feel feverish and am loosing my mind

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Talking with my friends about how Itadori and Takemichi would be friends, this just happened bc obviously bestfrendo Todou comes in the pack 😌

Todou: What type of women do you like?

Takemichi panicking: Err...

Todou: Or men

Takemichi: Oh! Blond, with dark empty eyes and depression.

Todou: Blond, wise choice my friend!

Itadori: With depression? Like Junpei, niiiice!

(They share one brain cell between the three of them, we all know it)

Extra: Chifuyu is there thinking in asking to Itadori and Todou if they want to join Thousand Winters

[edwardos]

[yourqueenb]

This would be romantic if they both weren’t the idiots that they are

[torgawl]

sorry i can't take this chapter seriously the flying head took me out whekshej

[embersofhope-if]

I heard we were sharing MCs! This is Poppy, she's really nice and charming and a little bit unhinged but she's got it under control.....for now, at least.

omg homegirl is literally glowing🥺. i will always support her in both her charm and in her unhinged behavior. *eyes the "for now" part* well good thing i would never give her a reason to lose control. ever. (im lying and we all know it)

[sunshineandviolets]

"Hey there baby bird, like what you see? "

Drew Georgia Young // Roommates with Benefits <3