#mc is a dumb fuck.

[mason-dragon-hunter]

Mc: I'm broke again :<

Lucifer: How?

Mc: Mammon, Levi and Asmo are expensive.

Lucifer: What do you mean? Did they take your money?

Mc: No, I made a new cosplay with Levi, went shopping with Asmo, and went to a casino with Mammon.

Mc makes dumb financial decisions

[lorephobic]

have i talked before about how crazy it drives me that in old bdubs videos he would super abashedly talk about his love for making things pretty? because. it drives me crazy.

at the beginning of mc4 when everyone was clearing out spawn so it was a lifeless flat plot of land to build on and bdubs took it personally and added grass and foliage once everything was built to make the whole landscape more lively and cohesive. and how hed get made fun of for thinking about little shit like that.

also when he got asked what hed be doing if he wasnt doing mc and he mentioned music (i think) and basically was super embarrassed to be like “i know its not very manly, but im super into artsy fartsy stuff”. as if that is a bad thing.

anyway im getting so emo thinking about how in hermitcraft, everyone knows and admires bdubs skill as a builder and its not ever something thats made fun of anymore. thinking about how bdubs never talks down about his own abilities anymore and instead of feeling weird about being a dude whose into artsy fartsy stuff, hes really embraced his career as a creator of beautiful things.

[mistyscenter]

I love that this fandom doesn't understand Baxter's character, I adore how they patronize him,a whole ass adult, for facing the consequences of his actions.

I love how people make him feel like a sad little baby when he leaves mc as if that's not something he made extremely clear. I love how people treat this 19 year old as if he's not old enough to understand the consequences of his actions. I love how Baxter is aware of his flaw's but feels like he can't break them because people only see him as a tool and this fandom reinforces that.

I love how people will get mad at Nico for doing the cardinal crime of being 6 years old but will baby a 24 year old Baxter. I love how people make him this charismatic rich guy when it's shown that he's a hot mess that doesn't know what he wants. I love that Baxter's whole character arc is about his self sabotaging tendencies and how everyone ignores that. I love that people fell in love with the mask he had for most of the dlc.

I love that this fandom lacks reading comprehension skills and understanding of nuance characters, great job everyone for not understanding how writing works :)

[dragon-razor-writings]

Yang: "Alright, Jaune. Time for you to fess up; who was your gay awakening?

Jaune: "...Okay, before I say this, none of you are allowed to give me shit for this."

Sun + Yang: "No promises."

Jaune: *lets out a heavy breath* "...It was Rito Yuki from To Love-Ru."

Yang: *starts fucking wheezing*

Blake: "How bad was it?"

Jaune: "I made a female self-insert of myself and wrote multiple pieces of fanfiction about the two of them together. All the while paying for fanart of the two together."

Jaune: "It was a very confusing time for myself."

[biblicallyaccuratemeat]

Me, every time I read a fic where Sebastian is portrayed as a deeply in denial about his feelings simp:

[redo-rewind-if]

Sure MC, that seems like a sound decision! I'm sure whatever they might be doing here will work out exactly as intended. 🤡

[cherry-pop-elf]

“Friends call me Moldemort. Or moldy. It’s an inside joke in the family.”

Yes. This is based off the mold in JKR’s house. HEHEHEHEHHE

[fooltofancy]

important to understand that my approach to oc design and characterization depends explicitly on how i'm playing that specific game, like. a thing you should know about ilya is that he is the kind of person who will dive into the middle of a large pull ahead of the tank and pop all of his mitigation while screaming because i get distracted and do that. constantly.

... it's the siren's call of the big aoe damage noises, ok.

[cephydeluxe]

if someone took a peek into my mind this past week, they’d think im some scorned ex-catholic nun with a vendetta against the almighty or some shit but no 😭😭😭😭 im just terminally simeon-brained and he’s making me go absolutely fucking bonkers

fr looking up shit like the “nephilim” and “hierarchy of angels” and I’ve only tasted a communion wafer once in my whole life

(STILL HAVEN’T REDOWNLOADED THE GAME IM STILL WINNINGGGGG🤩🤩🍾🍾💎💎💰💰💵💸🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🏆🏆🥇)

[asmo-cosmetics]

not to shit on anyone else's theories or anything but all of you are wrong about what would happen if there was another war

regardless of how you feel about solomon, it does not take super advanced media literacy skills to understand that his belief that the human world is equal to the devildom and the celestial realm is being narratively framed as (a) morally correct if not (b) literally true.

mc is human. mc is, generally speaking, a moral agent. mc makes their own decisions on their own terms, not based on pleasing the boys; i.e. going to the attic was not "siding with belphie," it was just the right thing to do -- choosing humanity would not be "siding with solomon," it would just be the right thing to do.

aside from mc sort of acting as the boys' moral compass a lot of the time, especially for the brothers, it's also relevant that, much like what was said in solomon's weird alice in wonderland hallucination, demonkind and angelkind both care a lot about humans by definition. just in two different, equally misguided ways.

my point being: why do you assume the brothers would side with the devildom? why do you even assume diavolo and barbatos would? dia's dad is a deadbeat and barbatos knows that because he's the one who raised him. why do you assume simeon and luke would side with the celestial realm? simeon clearly cares more about lucifer and the brothers than any angel other than luke he sees on a daily basis, and luke goes where his dad goes, plus lucifer was his idol before michael, plus michael also still adores lucifer.

they're all going to side with mc and solomon for humanity against god and the demon king, thank you for your interest in this presentation

[lazulisong]

I'm so mad about this novel I'm following on novelupdates.

Like it's stupid and I love stupid but the original protagonist is replaced by like a transmigrator?

And this dingus reads enough BL and enough transmigration novels to recognize the novel he's in BUT he does NOT realize that transmigrating as the PROTAGONIST of a face slapping novel is a real bad sign????

No! Red flag!!!! If you are transmigrated into a face slapping novel it should be as the ANTAGONIST or there is no drama!!! If you are transmigrated as the protagonist you ARE the fucking drama!!!!!!

"٩( ᐛ )و OH BOY SWEET LIFE HERE I COME!! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!?? I'll just act like a giant green tea bitch!!! The world loves me!!!!!" I'm.

[twistedappletree]

i really wanted to like longlegs but this has gotta be one of the shittiest movies i’ve ever seen in my life 😭

[kainebell]

I generally don’t have strong feelings about RWB (it’s ok I guess??) but this is still the funniest shit ever lmao. Need more botched pathetic loser girl love confessions in choices

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Talking with my friends about how Itadori and Takemichi would be friends, this just happened bc obviously bestfrendo Todou comes in the pack 😌

Todou: What type of women do you like?

Takemichi panicking: Err...

Todou: Or men

Takemichi: Oh! Blond, with dark empty eyes and depression.

Todou: Blond, wise choice my friend!

Itadori: With depression? Like Junpei, niiiice!

(They share one brain cell between the three of them, we all know it)

Extra: Chifuyu is there thinking in asking to Itadori and Todou if they want to join Thousand Winters

[yourqueenb]

This would be romantic if they both weren’t the idiots that they are

[torgawl]

sorry i can't take this chapter seriously the flying head took me out whekshej