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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

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has anyone done this yet

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I'm fixing it before Gege decides to 👍🏼

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Please do not repost!

Thanks!!

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

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The dumbass in question is the worst. Really. Why him. I don't even like him, I wanna shake him hard and scream at his face. But I also love him dearly? Why.

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

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The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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The anime team really loves to use the most gut wrenching, traumatic panels possible to tease us

Tr fandom rn

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

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You know, rivers catching on fire used to be a regular occurrence.

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repost

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the apothecary diaries needs an ova where maomao and jinshi babysit lingli together and take her out on a walk in the garden and she goes missing (gyokuyou kidnaps her own daughter to make jinmao panic)

AND THEN AND THEN lingli gives jinshi this look

AND THEN AND THEN jinshi holds her like a big brother would and then maomao goes "hmmmm they look they could be brother and sister *realizes she's onto something* anyway"

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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wait. do terfs not know that feminizing hrt causes breast tissue to grow. do they think that every single trans woman with any sort of chest got implants. do they not realize that literally anyone with breast tissue can induce lactation. what. huh

well the thing about terfs is that they don't know anything, so jot that down