#argh

[lord-pretzels-blog]

Sprigatito, 100 percent, I love Meowscarada

if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be

[palmtreepalmtree]

The work thing I have lost sleep over for the last two nights is now resolved because I spent the last two days at work beating the bushes to fix this fucking thing.

I should be happy, but I'm actually just even more mad because I'm always fixing these things for the least grateful and most unappreciative people who create these problems themselves.

I would like to stab this guy in the neck.

[tojisprettywife]

{note: unedited as hell, not at all proof read. me being self indulgent again. i love thinking toji is the sweetest husband/ boyf when he actually falls in love hard. a drabble ig?}

warnings: suggestive?! lactation (nursing a baby), fluff?!

again, back with the same agenda, husband! toji who lovingly watches you nurse your baby boy. he’s so smitten, heart swelling with love as he sees the little one desperately suck on your nipple. your breasts full of nourishing milk for the younger one. as he watches this little bonding moment between you and the little one, a small smirk creeps up his face. as much as he loves and is smitten by this, by nature he’s a cocky man. he isn’t a girl dad, a boy dad through and through. he slowly inches his finger towards your breast, purposely unlatching your nipple from the baby’s mouth. he likes to get a reaction out of everyone, he loves teasing, that’s his love language. he sees the baby squirm in your lap, whining in frustration, almost crying. he smiles at this, you turn to toji. “toji?” he’s propped up on his elbow, having fun with this. then he let’s the baby latch back again, by removing his finger, which is holding back the nipple from his little mouth. the baby happily latches back on, kicking his little legs in delight, giggling. “sorry, little guy” he smiles lovingly at his son nursing from you. then he looks up at you “sorry, mama” he holds your hand, rubbing his thumb, over your hand in circles, smiling slightly. this man is knee deep in love, oh god.

[kafkaesquetwink]

something i really appreciate about the locked tomb is that there are so many little details that make it clear tamsyn muir wanted you to have even more fun every time you re-read it. like throwaway lines or descriptions that become tragic or funny or foreboding only after you’ve read them before.

[angstandhappiness]

YIKES

Fuckin gottem boys

[hexjulia]

"Researchers found microplastics in soil deposits more than seven meters (23 feet) underground, which were deposited in the first or second century CE and excavated in the 1980s, a team led by researchers from the University of York in the United Kingdom said in a statement published Friday.

In total, the study identified 16 different microplastic polymer types in contemporary and archived soil samples, the statement adds.

[...]

“This feels like an important moment, confirming what we should have expected: that what were previously thought to be pristine archaeological deposits, ripe for investigation, are in fact contaminated with plastics, and that this includes deposits sampled and stored in the late 1980s,” John Schofield, a professor and director of studies in the University of York’s Department of Archaeology, said in the statement."

[...]

“Our best-preserved remains—for example, the Viking finds at Coppergate (in the city of York)— were in a consistent anaerobic waterlogged environment for over 1000 years, which preserved organic materials incredibly well,” he said in the statement.

“The presence of microplastics can and will change the chemistry of the soil, potentially introducing elements which will cause the organic remains to decay. If that is the case, preserving archaeology in situ may no longer be appropriate.”

[castielsprostate]

eddie brock, in shock, wet and pathetic, carefully and gently cradling the tiniest, goopiest, little heap of symbiote, their symbiote, in his hands and venom looking at it with the softest, love-filled eyes

[randomdog]

Some draw some sketch.

[bisexualbaker]

Oh jeez, that sounds rough.

@embervoices, thank you for remembering to ask for sources! That's something I need to get better at doing.

@ghostgirl118, thank you for doing the asking and sharing his response. Hopefully someone out there was recording the live stream and can share a relevant clip, or would be willing to record and ask under similar circumstances. I'd love for it to be a misunderstanding of some sort, or for him to have changed his mind/matured after a knee-jerk reaction, but I'm not holding my breath.

Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.

[granadolis]

The Necromancer

[q1ngqve]

fox! aventurine who lies about being inexperienced so you offer to teach him how to make a woman cum <3

fox! aventurine who pretends to not know where your clit is so you’d guide his eager fingers to your puffy clit, using the pad of his index finger to draw slow circles

fox! aventurine who gives you big bright eyes like a little puppy when you tell him his fingers feel good and he’s a natural

fox! aventurine who has to unzip his pants because his dick is hurting so badly from how hard he is when you let him put two fingers in you

fox! aventurine who asks if he can taste you when you cum on his fingers

fox! aventurine who sticks his tongue into you while his thumb plays with your clit instead of tasting you from his fingers which was what you thought he meant

fox! aventurine who makes you cum on his tongue in no time like a pro

fox! aventurine who can’t hold himself back any longer, pushes himself into you because you are just so fucking warm and innocent!

fox! aventurine who cooes into your ear telling you you’re taking him so well

fox! aventurine who laughs when you look at him with betrayal in your teary eyes, fingers coming up to pinch at your cheeks, asking you if your parents ever taught you to never trust men, much less a fox! hybrid

fox! aventurine who pumps you full of his cum as he apologizes, telling you he’s sorry for lying and he would a 100% do it again

[missowo]

Kris variant,,,

Doorrune kris and Bunny Player belong to me.

Angel game belongs to @angelsgame-au

Twinrune belongs to @akanemnon

Reconnecting - @purplebehittindifferent

Chara timelines - @lilybug-02

[joffyworld]

Damn

Bro said "fuck these blorbos" lmao 😭

'FOGGY STREETS AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS'

(part 2/3)

Saving my long winded rambles for the last part, I feel like I have more to say about the backstory of this comic than the actual comic. This one's supposed to be cathartic for me and kinda take real life events but use my blorbos to fix things that were out of my control, just saying that so the leshy freakout hopefully doesn't seem edgy or like I did it for shock value. That plays out a lot better than it did irl, shoutout to the bishop siblings for being evil villain guys yet still knowing how to coax their brother out of a meltdown :')

I wish I had more to say about this one but it's a head empty kind of day, I'm working on some more lighthearted stuff as responses to other people's art so I'll just let this one speak for itself. The tags/comments I get on angst stuff are TOP TIER so I always just hover and watch what people are saying anyway hahaha

[kabru-of-utaya]

god somebody SEDATE ME. WHAT!!!!!!

[hacash]

Irving introducing himself simply as ‘John’ when all other pretensions and titles fall away. Irving nearly crying to meet the Netsilik. Irving describing the men he commands as ‘my friends’. Irving sharing a form of communion with the Netsilik. Irving wanting to repay their kindness. Irving taking joy from seeing his new buddies exploring his technology for the first time. Irving actually laughing. Irving bonding with people who are so distant from everything he’s been raised to believe.

Fuck. Me.

[bergselise]