#argh

[karasu4life]

Out of any sexual ideas, I think Sae genuinely doesn't know where the clitoris is. Like, bro's obsessed with football, he did NOT pay attention in biology class

[jahanmp4]

Farryn going from "Who the fuck is this scarecrow and can we abandon him somewhere" to reluctant ally to full on siblings from different families. She used to roll her eyes at Jericho's shenanigans and evolved to holding him by the coat while he plays the banjo on his horse at full speed and I think that's beautiful

[granadolis]

The Hero's Journey

[tojisprettywife]

{note: unedited as hell, not at all proof read. me being self indulgent again. i love thinking toji is the sweetest husband/ boyf when he actually falls in love hard. a drabble ig?}

warnings: suggestive?! lactation (nursing a baby), fluff?!

again, back with the same agenda, husband! toji who lovingly watches you nurse your baby boy. he’s so smitten, heart swelling with love as he sees the little one desperately suck on your nipple. your breasts full of nourishing milk for the younger one. as he watches this little bonding moment between you and the little one, a small smirk creeps up his face. as much as he loves and is smitten by this, by nature he’s a cocky man. he isn’t a girl dad, a boy dad through and through. he slowly inches his finger towards your breast, purposely unlatching your nipple from the baby’s mouth. he likes to get a reaction out of everyone, he loves teasing, that’s his love language. he sees the baby squirm in your lap, whining in frustration, almost crying. he smiles at this, you turn to toji. “toji?” he’s propped up on his elbow, having fun with this. then he let’s the baby latch back again, by removing his finger, which is holding back the nipple from his little mouth. the baby happily latches back on, kicking his little legs in delight, giggling. “sorry, little guy” he smiles lovingly at his son nursing from you. then he looks up at you “sorry, mama” he holds your hand, rubbing his thumb, over your hand in circles, smiling slightly. this man is knee deep in love, oh god.

[kafkaesquetwink]

something i really appreciate about the locked tomb is that there are so many little details that make it clear tamsyn muir wanted you to have even more fun every time you re-read it. like throwaway lines or descriptions that become tragic or funny or foreboding only after you’ve read them before.

[hexjulia]

"Researchers found microplastics in soil deposits more than seven meters (23 feet) underground, which were deposited in the first or second century CE and excavated in the 1980s, a team led by researchers from the University of York in the United Kingdom said in a statement published Friday.

In total, the study identified 16 different microplastic polymer types in contemporary and archived soil samples, the statement adds.

[...]

“This feels like an important moment, confirming what we should have expected: that what were previously thought to be pristine archaeological deposits, ripe for investigation, are in fact contaminated with plastics, and that this includes deposits sampled and stored in the late 1980s,” John Schofield, a professor and director of studies in the University of York’s Department of Archaeology, said in the statement."

[...]

“Our best-preserved remains—for example, the Viking finds at Coppergate (in the city of York)— were in a consistent anaerobic waterlogged environment for over 1000 years, which preserved organic materials incredibly well,” he said in the statement.

“The presence of microplastics can and will change the chemistry of the soil, potentially introducing elements which will cause the organic remains to decay. If that is the case, preserving archaeology in situ may no longer be appropriate.”

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Tweet by Ahmed Baba ( @/AhmedBaba_ ); transcript follows.]

So, the Biden Admin said they would not enforce the ban—the enforcement mechanism is a massive fine. TikTok did not have to shut off its services.

It appears they voluntarily went dark to maximize the drama of Trump's incoming 90=day extension EO. It's a political gift to him.

The propaganda machine is working fine

[castielsprostate]

eddie brock, in shock, wet and pathetic, carefully and gently cradling the tiniest, goopiest, little heap of symbiote, their symbiote, in his hands and venom looking at it with the softest, love-filled eyes

[randomdog]

Some draw some sketch.

[hacash]

Irving introducing himself simply as ‘John’ when all other pretensions and titles fall away. Irving nearly crying to meet the Netsilik. Irving describing the men he commands as ‘my friends’. Irving sharing a form of communion with the Netsilik. Irving wanting to repay their kindness. Irving taking joy from seeing his new buddies exploring his technology for the first time. Irving actually laughing. Irving bonding with people who are so distant from everything he’s been raised to believe.

Fuck. Me.

[angstandhappiness]

PREACH IT

rishi sunak boils my blood- he says: “Hamas are using innocent Palestinian people as human shields, with the tragic loss of more than 2,600 Palestinian lives, including many children.” are you fucking kidding me? he fucking knows how many palestinians were killed by israel and he fucking ignores it and clumsily side steps it, because it doesn’t put more money is his pocket, i suppose. and he fucking acts like israel is a peaceful state, while they kill civilians to maintain control right in front of everyone. “One reason this attack is so shocking is that it is a fundamental challenge to any idea of co-existence, which is an essential precursor to peace and stability in the region.” the reason there’s no chance of “co-existence” is because israel is trying to fucking wipe palestinians out you vindictive, cowardly asshole. and then he says “As a friend, we will continue to call on Israel to take every possible precaution to avoid harming civilians.” ….. if you’re so fucking close you know harming civilians isn’t an accident, it’s the whole point. israel does it constantly, to maintain control. and if you had any shred of decency you’d tell them to stop committing genocide, tell that that it’s appalling, tell them that as a government you refuse to condone it but you don’t.

[cuterefaction]

Trektober Day 21 - Canon Event Fix-It. I have a lot of these (Dr Pulaski stays and has a rivalry with Crusher, Sulu is in all of season 2, Tasha survives the evil puddle, Ziyal lives and dates Jake, Julian goes to Cardassia at the end of DS9, etc etc etc) but this will always be my biggie.

Like, seriously. Miles. You are there. You literally saved a person that medical science could not save (albeit with Geordi and Data teaming up) only a few years ago. Did you not remember? Can you not tell Julian to put your buddy in stasis for a few hours while you reprogram a single computer?

This of course brings up a bit of a major problem with Trek. We've seen so many different issues be solved that when they crop up later we can look at them and go '... don't you know how to deal with this?' - especially when it involves the same characters.

I'm seeing Miles in my mind's eye being at dinner a decade later and suddenly just freezing up and slapping himself in the face.

Anyway. We could have double Dax. It would be EASY. Jadzia would be such a good and terrible influence on Ezri. People would be constantly so confused.

This was a bit of a bugger to do in one day for the challenge so I may draw it more coherently in the future.

[wickedtrio]

honestly the wicked thropple genuinely devastates me cause as much as they are made for each other, they equally are made to fall apart in tragedy. there is no happy ending with the three of them together, but there's also no happy ending that is without the three of them together. there’s no such thing as a happy ending that doesn’t include the three of them together, not for their characters and what they've searched for within each other throughout their stories. but that could never be, and there is no happy ending for them (and I don't know what came first in that circle of suck). and it all works to tell the story, sure, of a broken system that wears down the people trying to live and love and make things better. but, fuck, their "love triangle" is actually just a doomed ecosystem

[q1ngqve]

fox! aventurine who lies about being inexperienced so you offer to teach him how to make a woman cum <3

fox! aventurine who pretends to not know where your clit is so you’d guide his eager fingers to your puffy clit, using the pad of his index finger to draw slow circles

fox! aventurine who gives you big bright eyes like a little puppy when you tell him his fingers feel good and he’s a natural

fox! aventurine who has to unzip his pants because his dick is hurting so badly from how hard he is when you let him put two fingers in you

fox! aventurine who asks if he can taste you when you cum on his fingers

fox! aventurine who sticks his tongue into you while his thumb plays with your clit instead of tasting you from his fingers which was what you thought he meant

fox! aventurine who makes you cum on his tongue in no time like a pro

fox! aventurine who can’t hold himself back any longer, pushes himself into you because you are just so fucking warm and innocent!

fox! aventurine who cooes into your ear telling you you’re taking him so well

fox! aventurine who laughs when you look at him with betrayal in your teary eyes, fingers coming up to pinch at your cheeks, asking you if your parents ever taught you to never trust men, much less a fox! hybrid

fox! aventurine who pumps you full of his cum as he apologizes, telling you he’s sorry for lying and he would a 100% do it again

[missowo]

Kris variant,,,

Doorrune kris and Bunny Player belong to me.

Angel game belongs to @angelsgame-au

Twinrune belongs to @akanemnon

Reconnecting - @purplebehittindifferent

Chara timelines - @lilybug-02

[granadolis]

The Necromancer