#like no joke this bitch (WHO WEARS A BACKLESS SKIMPY LEOTARD UNDER HIS SUIT PANTS??) has me ACTUALLY looking up fucking
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if someone took a peek into my mind this past week, they’d think im some scorned ex-catholic nun with a vendetta against the almighty or some shit but no 😭😭😭😭 im just terminally simeon-brained and he’s making me go absolutely fucking bonkers
fr looking up shit like the “nephilim” and “hierarchy of angels” and I’ve only tasted a communion wafer once in my whole life
(STILL HAVEN’T REDOWNLOADED THE GAME IM STILL WINNINGGGGG🤩🤩🍾🍾💎💎💰💰💵💸🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🏆🏆🥇)
#like no joke this bitch (WHO WEARS A BACKLESS SKIMPY LEOTARD UNDER HIS SUIT PANTS??) has me ACTUALLY looking up fucking#(((traditional catholic wedding vows))) LIKE WHAT?😭😭😭#bro doesn’t even know how to switch to the front cam on his phone and he’s got me LOOKING UP SCRIPTURE BRO‼️#send help#simeon#obey me#obey me simeon#om! simeon#simeon x mc#<<< these bitches r actively ki😂lling me (expect so much dumb au stuff in the following weeks)
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