#max criminal minds

[missindietennessee]

For literally no reason at all, here's a list of criminal minds characters i hate and some have reasons, some don't:

J.J - Not the early season J.J, season 14-15 J.J. She gets on my goddamn nerves so bad. Also, I hate the way she fucked with Spencer's heart after she knew he liked her and after she had been married for that long with kids. And whenever she blamed Spencer's profiling skills right after Emily came back

Max - I don't know she just gets on my nerves

Cat - Need i explain

Elle - Got on my nerves after half of season one

Seaver or whatever the fuck her name is - Just because your father is a serial killer doesn't mean that should be your entire personality

That guy that took Garcia's job in like season 14 - No explanation

Garcia's boss after she got moved to cyber-crimes- No explanation

idk if there's anyone else but that's all i have on my mind atm

[heartiella]

There is no stronger force than that of a girl’s desperation to write about her male hyperfixation.

[heyheresathou]

how do y'all not let the things you like consume your entire being

[mandarinmoons]

Guys, is it just me or is it the same shirt??

[harringroveera]

They never put Billy on speaker ever again

[reidsworld]

Masterlist (a-z)

navigation - rules

Aaron Hotchner

Unveiled Secrets - Fluff The BAU team has a sneaking suspicion that their stoic leader, Aaron Hotchner, is in a relationship, but they don't know the extent of it.

Disobeyed Orders - Angst, Fluff Being married to your boss has its complications, especially when you have a habit of ignoring orders. Requested.

Elijah Mikaelson

In the Arms of Eternity - Angst After holding your dying body in his arms, Elijah realises what he has to do to protect you, even if it means breaking your heart in the process. Requested.

Hugh Jackman

Beekeeping Age - Fluff Who knew having a crush on your best friends dad would turn out so good? Requested.

Logan Howlett

A Different Kind of Training - Smut When sparring with Logan turns into something more.

Winter’s Constant - Hurt/Comfort, Fluff You have always dreaded winter, every year it’s a challenge just to make it through the day. Except this year, things are a bit different with Logan by your side. Requested.

Patience Wears Thin - Smut Logan’s flirty behaviour has you thinking he’s just being sarcastic. But when his attitude changes and his grumpiness intensifies, leading to him avoiding you, you confront him, only for him to finally snap. Requested.

The Time We Have - Angst, Fluff Logan struggles with the fear of dying and leaving Laura alone, but meeting you helps him find peace. Set in an AU where Logan does not die at the end of Logan (2017).

Beautiful Tragedy - Angst Set in late 1800s London high society, Logan Howlett falls for a woman who is off limits, resulting in what can only be described as a beautiful tragedy. Part 2.

Out of Control - Hurt/Comfort Logan helps you learn to control your powers. Requested.

Drabbles

Giving old man!Logan head

Giving him head pt. 2

Headcanons

Birthdays - Fluff

Mini-Series

Scars of Time For decades, Logan and you have been each other’s sanctuary in a world that never offers peace. From a fateful encounter in a dive bar to a life together at the X-Mansion, your bond has weathered countless trials. But as Logan’s once-impenetrable healing powers begin to fail and your own abilities start to drain you, the stakes grow perilously high. With your love on the line and survival in question, can you both endure the ultimate test of sacrifice and devotion? Or will the scars of time finally come to bite you in the ass? Requested. Ongoing.

Max Verstappen

Baby Fever - Fluff Max gets a case of baby fever after seeing you with his nephew. Requested.

Spencer Reid

Parties - Smut Spencer, Reader's boyfriend, gets jealous of the Readers family friend at a party.

[cumulo-stratus]

SPENCER REID SPENCER REID SPENCER REID

[lite-welsh-history]

not me being like "psh, i don't have daddy issues," and then being obsessed with fictional men old enough to be my dad

[overpoweredcacti]

Gold Star this, Gold Star that.

When do we talk about the real conspiracies? Like how Emily is suddenly a solid 6' 10".

Wake up sheeple!

[fortunapre]

𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐜 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 last updated: 10/30

Formula One

➤ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐝

“the grid’s romantic tropes” @s-awturn

texts! “when you provoke your f1 bsf” @maxtermind

texts! “accidentally confessing your feelings” @verstappensrealwife

texts! “fake break-up text” @csainzoperator

➤ 𝐎𝐏𝟖𝟏

fic! “winter affairs” @fortunapre (mine)

nsfw! “hip thrusts” @pucksandpower

fic! “my sweet summer romance” @aceyalonso

smau! “secret sister” @theonottsbxtch

smau! “on air- interviewer!reader” @diqldrunks

smau! “a storm is brewing” @embrosegraves

“soulmate-oscar version“ @imaginaryf1shots

“act up“ @arieslost

“i was all over her” @iimplicitt

AU! “Skyfall - spy!Oscar“ @theonottsbxtch

“fake dating“ @icriedlastnight

“rainy confessions“ ^^^^

“teach me kisses?“ @snailpebbles

“bite the dust“ @spiderbeam

➤ 𝐋𝐍𝟒

nsfw! “more than friends” @f1goat

“slim pickins” @ln4swiftie

nsfw! “was it casual- lnorris“ @no-144444

“english love affair- imagine“ @jpnriikicore

“give yourself a reason” @cherry444kisses

“2 hands” @theonottsbxtch

smau! “Lando x horner!reader” @chaostudee

➤ 𝐂𝐋𝟏𝟔

➤ 𝐌𝐕𝟏

“fixer upper” @pucksandpower

nsfw! “max verstappen x reader, enemies 2 lvrs” @justaninchident-f1xreader

smau! “please date my sister-in-law” @thewispsings

AU! “preacher’s daughter” @theonottsbxtch

“sweet like honey” @be4chywritez

Teen wolf

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐢

Criminal Minds

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐞𝐝

Harry Potter

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐣 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲

➤ 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐨d

“the hate game“ @heartthrobin

➤ 𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞

“soulmates dont exist“ @lizzieolseniskinda

nsfw! “i despise you“ @megwritesriddles

AO3! “Blood and Gold“

“mimicry“ @sunder-soul

“ink from the well“ ^^^^

nsfw! “secrets safe“ @megwritesriddles

➤ 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫

“pay no attention to the magizoologist” @captainsophiestark

Others

𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭

➤ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝

“evening kisses“ @asunsetgrace16

𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬��𝐧

𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐤𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫

𝐤𝐚𝐳 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐤𝐤𝐞r

➤ 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 (𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬)

texts! “texts with you & percy” @riordanness

“i can see you” @xoxochb

[awritessomething]

I have absolutely no ideas for writing whatsoever pleaseplease leave requests!!! Smut, angst, fluff, whatever y’all want I can probably do.

Ill write for these people and probably more that I forgot (all male character x fem!reader) :

Formula 1:

Max Verstappen

Oscar Piastri

Charles Leclerc

Lewis Hamilton

Carlos Sainz

Daniel Riccardo

Mick Schumacher

Franco Colapinto

Liam Lawson

Ollie Bearman

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Marvel:

Bucky Barnes

Tony Stark

Thor

Deadpool

Steve Rogers

Spiderman (Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Miguel O'hara)

Harry Osborn (James Franco)

Wolverine (X-Men movies)

Cyclops (X-Men movies)

Charles Xavier (James McAvoy)

Call of Duty

Keegan Russ

Simon "Ghost" Riley

König

Phillip Graves

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Kylo Ren

Luke Skywalker

Han Solo

Outer Banks: (pls no spoilers s4 hasnt been watched yet)

JJ Maybank

Rafe Cameron

Topper Thornton

John B. Routledge

Ward Cameron

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter

Cedric Diggory

Draco malfoy

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

Blaise Zabini

Regulus Black

Severus Snape

Tom Riddle

Sirius Black

Lorenzo Berkshire

Oliver Wood

The Walking Dead:

Glenn Rhee

Daryl Dixon

Rick Grimes

Carl Grimes

Negan Smith

Sports:

Joao Felix

Jude Bellingham

Brock Purdy

Joe Burrow

Leon Draisaitl

Jack Hughes

Vince Dunn

Mitch Marner

Connor Bedard

Wayne Gretzky (young)

Miscallaneous:

Jack Champion (Ethan Landry)

Patrick Bateman

Batman (Christian Bale)

Johnathan Crane

Finnick Odair

Josh Hutcherson (Peeta Mellark, Mike Schmidt, Sean Anderson, Clapton Davis)

Rodrick Heffley

Tristan Dugray

Dylan O'brien

Bellamy Blake

Patrick Dempsey (Derek Shepherd, Ronald Miller)

Joe Goldberg

Timothee Chalamet (Wonka, Paul Atreides)

Minho (The Maze Runner)

Keanu Reeves (John Wick, Neo, Alex Wyler, Dr. Beckham, Julian Mercer, Ted Logan)

Jim Halpert

Farkas/Vilkas

Ulfric Stormcloak

Miraak

Ben Schnetzer (Max Vandenburg, Brad Land, Russ Sheppard)

Ralph Macchio (Daniel Larusso, Johnny Cade)

Dallas Winston

Sodapop Curtis

Robby Keene

Zuko (atla dallas liu)

Jet (atla sebastian amoruso)

Cillian Murphy (Johnathan crane, jackson rippner, Neil Lewis)

Evan Peters (all ahs characters, Luke cooper)

James Franco (Laird Mayhew, Harry Osborn, all characters)

What I wont do:

Pedophilia

Beastiality or anything animal-y

Waterworks

Male reader (sorry)

Character x character

Threesomes or anything not 1x1

Character x oc

Specific body types (i just don’t see the point)

Daddy/mommy kinks

Incest or stepcest

(I’ll prob have to add on but its midnight rn)

[only-one-brain-cell]

At was at that moment Penelope found a new best friend. Penelope goes on coffee dates with Spencer and Max, she doesn’t even care that she’s third wheeling that’s her little brother and her bestie.

[heartiella]

[snarkylinda]

He was too busy becoming an adult at 10.

[starchaser45]

"She did WHAT TO HIM IN MEXICO!! "

"She's like a mean girl but more stabby"

Max is an icon and I love her and I hope she and Reid never break up ever 🥹🥹

[creaturefrom0uterspace]

Crime-solving Neurodivergent Characters I Enjoy!

(canon and not canon)