#manipulate mansplain manslaughter

[factual-flittermouse]

If Tim Drake is “Rob” and Connor Kent is “Kon”/“Con,” a crime scene with the both of them on site is probably a little confusing

[melmedarda]

Manipulate, mansplain, manslaughter.

⸻ part 1/? of phrases in threes, arcane in meme.

[in-flvx]

A very Remus move: get drunk. Tell Sirius that you love him. Sirius will then simmer in his crush until it turns into full on love over night.

Next morning: wake up. Tell Sirius that you could never be together. Tell him you were just lying before to get him to back off. It's a lie, of course.

Next move: get your heart broken when Sirius actually backs off, bc he respects your boundaries and doesn't want to impose. When Sirius starts dating someone else, get hyper jealous and wallow in self pity. Don't talk to anyone about it. But badmouth Sirius' new partner and belittle them every given chance

[mellosdrawings]

...

I would sell my soul to them for a corn chip.

Life is unfair 😞

[kettlefire]

I need like 15+ hour list of Justice League fics where the premise is "Manipulate, Mansplain, or Manslaughter" a way through whatever trouble and it's just Bruce/Batman always defaulting to Manwhore, and it works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Without fail.

[onnahu]

I love Jason but he's the 'uhm actually-' guy. He will mansplain forever, but the best thing is he will manspain only to men.

[iamasalmon]

glad to see the entire fandom collectively freaking out. its always a blessing to listen to other people scream.

[valdrift]

*IN TEARS* LUCIEN U SUCK SO BAD

[stars-and-ink]

ARMAND. Officially joining the record just to flirt heavily with Louis. I see what you did there with the "do not leave Dubai until you've made him retract [the white lie]" 🤨👀 Daniel's unimpressed "uh-huh" sums it up though. Glad he's not falling for it immediately.

on GOD this man has no sense of self preservation

[b-theshittyhuman]

Lady Macbeths entire speech in Act 1, is just her saying that she doesn't want to Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss, she wants to Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter.

[iambecomeahamburger]

secret history be like:

[barryroyco]

just remembered chase’s name is robert. no it is not. like who is calling him ROB. robby. bob. bobert. he’d be barbie before he’d be bobby.

[saywhatyouwillbut]

oh the Way grover worked ares toward agreeableness while flattering him, then got him talking about the solstice. absolutely love it when the “nice” character uses the assumption of their goodness to pull out the smoothest, nastiest manipulation to further their goals while still remaining good at heart

[bobbinfire]

Sorry I didn't post any art this last weekend. So instead have a short story I wrote during that time

(Totally wasn't originally supposed to be a comic. Totally haven't been sitting on this idea for a month. Totally is not a 13,000 word one shot I wrote in-between homework in a little over a week for my first ever fanfic)

Anyways thought this would be fun to post on Dias De Los Muertos

Summary:

What do you think happens when a spark breaks? What happens to the bot that houses it? Do they cease to exist? Or do they continue on, shedding whatever emotions go with the parts of the spark that falls away.

Perhaps the broken halves fight for dominance in the frame. The winner shutting the other out. The host left unaware.

But this story isn’t about the winning half of the spark. The one that won the war. No.

This is about the half that lost.

[fandom-madness69]

I can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife my way outta this one.

Manslaughter it is

[kairithemang0]

They’re so gaslight gatekeep girlboss/mansplain manipulate manslaughter